It’s my Birthday. 

Let’s play a game called “Who wants to buy me Homestuck merch?”

ᴰᶦˢᶜᶫᵃᶦᵐᵉʳ﹕ ᴾᶫᵉᵃˢᵉ ˢᵉᶰᵈ ᵃᶫᶫ ᵇᶦʳᵗʰᵈᵃʸ ᵐᵉˢˢᵃᵍᵉˢ ᵃᶰᵈ/ᵒʳ ᶦᶰᑫᵘᶦʳᵉˢ ᵗᵒʷᵃʳᵈˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒᶰᵃᶫ ᵇᶫᵒᵍ ᵏᶦᶰᵍᶫʸᵛᵒᶦᵈ