i thought the first thing karkat said pre-hivebent was to jade: back in like act 3, the "HEY, IDIOT. SO TODAY IS THE DAY YOU FUCK EVERYTHING UP" thing?? idk i might be wrong

Oh wait, what I said was the frist thing he said to John.  The real first words to come out of Karkat’s mouth are  CG: HI AGAIN, IDIOT.