(On the phone and can't make a proper submission) But If you wanted an awesome Equius fact, he actually is the one that reveals that slam poetry was an ancient noble artform on alternia, just before his rap battle with Dave :D and despite the fact he actually enjoys many aristocratic practices, slam poetry is not one of his strongest skills and he is quite shy about sharing them.

I don’t think anybody could forget the gr8est scene in all of Homestuck