hang on tho, is caliborns masterpiece a confirmed thing that actually happens? as in, what if the ending and john smashing his phone is him beign like 'nah fuck you im not going to come get sucked into ur juju and live my life on new earth hapilly' idk jut a concept

come on man, you know that’s too good an ending for this shit show. They gotta go beat up baby shrek and jared leto.