Please god tell me dorkroxy is a name for johnroxy and people arent shipping her and Dirk in fucking 2017

You seem to be coming off a tad condescending and if that’s just me reading it wrong then I apologize but if I’m right then:

who gives a fuck about what other people ship?? like there’s nothing even inherently bad about dirk/roxy, like they’re the same age and they aren’t really related or anything. Like yeah Dirk’s gay in canon but John’s straight and people have been shipping him with dudes since literally forever, also What People Ship Doesn’t Affect What’s Canon At All.

Everyone has a crack ship or two, let them have theirs and get off your high horse