Your name is GURGLE SNORTS. You enjoy DANCING to songs like CIRCUS AFRO, and have a fond love for rainbows. Your LUSUS is not the smartest creature on earth, and gave you the WORST name that could possible be given to you at any given circumstance. You tend to be SHUNNED by other trolls, because your BLOOD is very hot PINK in colour. Your best friend is GAMZEE, and ERIDAN, and your favorite saying is “NYEH.” You are in a MATESPRITSHIP with Karkat, and often call him KARKITTY, or KARKLES. You have no kismesis, but that’s because you are a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE.

Your typing quirk is somewhere along the lines of,

“LOL HEY GAIZ, I RLLY WANA BE UR BFF SOOO TXT IT XDD NYEH!!”