ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, YOU MISERABLE PILE OF SHIT. I'M GONNA TEACH YOU THE BASICS BECAUSE EVEN WRIGGLERS KNOW THIS STUFF. GIRLS HAVE RUMBLE SPHERES AND NOOKS. BOYS HAVE SHAME GLOBES AND DICKS. DON'T GET IN A SASS ABOUT IT. AND WHO THE FUCK DECIDED WE HAVE TENTACLES??? THAT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT FUCKING DISTURBING.

THANKS KARKAT. YOURE A GREAT FRIEND.

-Mod F