June 2015

When did Jake and Dirk start going out?? I've been trying to find the page for ages???

They started going out after they entered their session and were a couple for around 5 months. Jake calls Dirk his boyfriend here

What happened to pre-retcon Dirk? After John talked to him, that is.

It seems that he was consumed by the stardust glitches on this page. 

Caliborn's session couldn't possibly create a new universe because it lacked Skaia, Echidna, a Space Player, etc., so what reward did he get upon winning?

The white juju shaped like a house was part of his boon. He was also granted unconditional immortality and an unlimited supply of destructive power. 

Is there a reason Derse hates the genesis frog? Or is it just default

They hate the Genesis Frog because they don’t agree with the player’s goal of creating a new universe and want to stop them. The Prospitians and the consorts however worship Bilious Slick.

Could a non-time player be able to travel through time?

If they had the Time player’s time-traveling devices like when Gamzee used the Music Boxes then yes. 

Did Kurloz sew his mouth closed before or after he died?

Before. He did it because he felt guilty about hurting Meulin’s ears when he screamed that one time and caused her to go deaf. 

At what point did aradia get god tier, considering she was dead when she entered?

During [S] Wake we see that her dream self was asleep on her dream slab at the center of Derse. Once Bec Noir destroyed the moon and killed her dream self she ascended.

Is RosexKanaya still canon even after the retcon thing?

Yes.

When did Gamzee use the music boxes?

At the end of this Flash game you can see him with them.

is meulin entirely def or just partially def, like is she just really hard of hearing or can she not hear at all.

Meulin can’t hear at all which is why she types in all caps since she cannot hear how loud she speaks.

Did culling actually mean something else on Beforus or is that just a headcanon??

Culling on Beforus meant being adopted by a highblood and being coddled.

Could a sprite prototype another sprite?

Yes, see Jasprosesprite^2

Could a troll use one of the kids' quest beds/sacrificial slabs provided they shared an aspect, or must they use the ones from their own session?

That remains to be seen but there are a lot of theories that players who share the same aspect can ascend on the other person’s Quest Bed.

do you think that each class has their own personality? with personal variations and twists, of course. like how dave, karkat, and latula project a persona? how tavros and jake are wieners? how vriska and meenah are competitive, mean, and generally selfish? things like that.

Yes, it seems that classes do share some similar traits. 

When you think about it, nepeta's beta and alpha selves were pretty fucked up. One was screwing Jesus and the other was fucking satan. Nepeta isn't too far off from her beta ancestor though, with wanting to be redroms with karkat

The Handmaid isn’t Nepeta, she’s actually Damara’s post-scratch incarnation and the Handmaid wasn’t sleeping with Lord English. The Disciple (Meulin’s post-scratch self) and the Handmaid are both post-scratch ancestors who are two separate people. 

Rose once knocked Dave out with a ball of yarn??

Yes, on this page. 

candicanekitkat replied to your post:When you think about it, nepeta’s beta and alpha…
i think they meant that meulin was ‘fucking satan’ aka kurlos. and the disciple was ‘fucking jesus’ aka the sufferer.

Oh, I get it now. I was confused about the question. Yes, Meulin is with a satanic mime pre-scratch and troll jesus post-scratch.

Do Aranea and Kanaya have any notable traits in common that might be common to the Sylph class?

They both seem eager to help people but have a ruthless side. Aranea paid people to listen to long-winded explanations to help them understand and Kanaya has an obvious motherly side. Aranea also took control of the alpha timeline because she thought it was for the greater good and demonstrated some violent behavior. Kanaya doesn’t mind getting her hands dirty for her friend’s sake, sawing off Tavros’ legs or cutting her lusus down the middle and sticking her hand inside it’s body to get the matriorb. So all in all, helpful but ruthless.

doesn't alterrian have zombies?

Yes, undead creatures are mentioned on this page.

Is The Dolorosa/Porrim is a rainbow drinker??????

Porrim is and it’s been strongly implied that the Dolorosa is also.

Was the Kankri having a flush crush on Latula even Canon, And if not why did people do people thinkt that?

Yes, it’s canon.

I'm confused about the post and pre scratch trolls thing. Can you explain?

Pre-scratch trolls are Meenah and her team. The played sburb but they weren’t prepared for the game and also it was a null session so they scratched and their ancestors became the players in the post-scratch universe. Karkat and his team are the post-scratch trolls. 

Hi! I saw a post asking if it was too late for terezi and karkat to reach god tier and I was just curious as to why it would be too late for them (side note you guys are amazing for keeping up with these)

Thank you. Karkat and Terezi’s Quest Beds and Sacrificial Slabs have been destroyed so they currently have no way to ascend.

I read a theory that sessions lacked their Knight's aspects. A2 lacked connections (blood), the kids sessions lacked time (early reckoning). But what did the A1 session lack, having a Knight of Mind?

The whole “session lacking their knight’s aspect” isn’t canon. The A1 session is proof of this since Mind is apparently supposed to mean logic but the A1 trolls did everything correctly, it was just a null session. 

If meulin is completely deaf how come she can hear and talk to meenah in [S] [A6I3]?

She can read lips.

Yes, but do YOU have any questions about Homestuck?

I want to know who sendificated Jade the last frog on this panel. 

so if caliborn is from the new universe the kids and trolls will make, do cherubs only exist in that universe? and is the troll planet that cal's mom destroyed the one that the trolls will bring back the race to? so we know the trolls will get decimated again?

Calliope’s father was the one who destroyed the troll planet and yes, that panel is proof that Kanaya will be successful in rebuilding the troll race in the new universe. We don’t know that that was the only troll planet though. Whether or not cherubs only exist in that universe hasn’t been answered in-comic. 

What if Godtier-Karkat and Godtier-Kanaya would come somehow from another Timeline and kill the current Karkat and Kanaya, would that work? Could they still complete the session? (I hope you understand what I am talking about)

They would still be ghosts. Unless one of them got a hold of the Ring of Life but I doubt Roxy will let anyone take it away from Calliope. 

What does each aspect represent in short?

This isn’t a classpect blog but I suggest you take a look at this post.  

in your last answer, you put the link to the wrong panel!

Thank you! I fixed it. 

have kanaya and aradia ever had a canon conversation?

Yes

Can you give us an order of the sessions? All this pre-post-scratch stuff is confusing me

A1 (Meenah’s session)—scratch—> A2 (Karkat’s session)—creates—> B1 (John’s session)—scratch—> B2 (Roxy’s session)—creates—> C1 (Caliborn’s session).

Did you get a question about the inconsistencies of Vriska being able to captchalogue the Earth? Did you ignore it? Why? Or did you answer it and I somehow missed it? Please, I'd love to know your thoughts.

Vriska used Dad Egbert’s wallet modus (which can captchalogue large objects) and merged it with her Eight Ball modus and then captchalogued the Earth. 

is a moirailship kinda like a queer-platonic relationship? if not, what could type of relationship could it be compared to?

A moirail is your soul mate but in a more platonic sense. They pacify you and help balance you emotionally. 

If Karkat and Terezi can't ascend to god tier, does that mean Kanaya can't either?

Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, and Gamzee have no way to ascend currently. 

It's still possible for Kar, Kan, and Terezi to ascend - we don't know the contents of Derse and Prospit proper. The alpha kids ascended on their slabs in the destroyed moons (7738) but the main planets are still intact (prospit damaged, but intact.) And we know slabs can also sometimes in special cases be present in the main planets (5197), and of course that the session is omniscient, including about the arrival of extra players (6720).

The slabs at the center of the moons of Derse and Prospit were destroyed by the Condesce and Lord Jack and even if they were still in-tact, none of the living trolls have the Heart, Life, Void, or Hope aspect. The only Quest Bed that could be used by the trolls is Jade’s Space bed being used by Kanaya but those require a dream body and hers is dead. 

Wait I thought the alpha kids session was void?

Yes, their session is void. 

@ the session thing, where do the ancestors fit in all this?

Karkat created 24 trolls in total. His group were the ancestors in the pre-scratch universe on Beforus and Meenah and the others were the players. Meenah’s session scratched and the troll groups were switched. Meenah’s group became the ancestors post-scratch on Alternia and Karkat’s group became the players. 

how was it that jade went god tier??

She died and Bec Noir placed her corpse on her Quest Bed and Jadesprite (who was her dreamself) went godtier.

How did jack get the ring?

He got the ring when he cut it off the Black Queen’s finger with one of the weapons in the green box that contained all the Beta kid’s weapons. 

Sorry for being dumb and asking this question, but why would it be impossible for Karkat and Terezi to become God tier?

Their Quest Beds and Sacrificial Slabs have both been destroyed.

So, how does Roxy's session create Caliborn's universe if it's void? Is that what we might end up seeing because of the post-retcon addition of the beta kids, who might make the session no-longer-void?

A Void session means that the players don’t prototype anything pre-entry and their Battlefield never evolves and grows. Jade has the Beta kids’ fully prototyped Battlefield so they just need to place it at the center of Skaia. 

(I think I already sent this but oh well) couldn't Roxy create/spawn some sacrificial slabs for the trolls?

I want to say no but I’m not sure.

Doomed timelines and loops can only happen after they've entered the session right? I keep seeing headcanons about pre-session doomed timelines and I'm never sure how to correct them, can you help please?

Pre-session doomed timelines can happen. There was a doomed timeline where Karkat didn’t run the Double Mobius Reacharound virus and also Gamzee flipped out before everyone entered the game and he killed all 11 trolls. 

If a new universe is successfully made, do the inhabitants need to play another version of sburb?

Eventually, yes a new session will be started by a new set of players.  

how will killing snowman destroy the universe? (also, btdubs, love the blog)

Doc Scratch tied her life directly with the Genesis Frog’s life but the details of how he did this aren’t revealed. 

What are the scars on Cronus's forehead from and how are they connected to Lord English?

Cronus claims that Lord English tried to kill him with a spell once but the spell deflected and split his soul into several vessels until he could find another way to enter their universe. The entire event is an obvious Harry Potter reference. 

why did jadesprite go godtier but davesprite didn't?

The Dave that prototyped into Davesprite wasn’t Dave’s dream self, he was just a doomed Dave.

Can kanaya go god tier?

None of the trolls currently have a way to go godtier.

(I'm super sorry if I already asked this and it's been asked before!) Is Hal's android body just fanon or is it canon? If it's canon, may I get an approximate panel location?

It was a popular fanon concept that became canon in [S] MSPA Reader: Mental Breakdown.