June 2015

Does everyone's eyes turn white when they die or is that just a troll thing?

It happens to everyone except cherubs. 

Do you know who drew Aradia's god tier talksprite?

Chazzerpan. 

why did jack want to kill the alpha kids on prospit and derse?

If you’re talking about when he stabbed Jane here it’s because he was ordered by the Condesce to do that. If you’re talking about this page it’s because Jack was possessed by Caliborn and Caliborn told Jake he would help him ascend to god tier and become powerful. So he controlled Jack into blowing up the moon of Prospit and having Jake go god tier. 

What characters are able to teleport?

Peregrine Mendicant, Bec Noir, Jade, Roxy, John, and Doc Scratch, I believe. 

when does kanaya clock vriska. me and one of my friends have been in a big argument cause i don't think it actually happened and she can't remember when exactly it happens and we can find it

She punched Vriska here. 

what happened to nepetas hat AFTER she gave it to equius

Gamzee took it from his body and wore it around until it was knocked off his head when Kanaya kicked him in the bone bulge here. 

Hello,I was wondering if you could give me the link to first flash game with the trolls, I've been looking every where for it. (Thanks in advance :3) Also when I mean flash game,I mean the one with the talking sprites in it.

Here. 

could you link all the alpha troll game flashes?

You can find them on the wiki. 

did/does karkat like terezi and were/was the feelings mutual?

Karkat did like her and it was mutual but he also started to send her blackrom advances which confused her so she broke it off with him.  

is there any dialogue that meenah says she likes bakery or is only a headcanon?

Yes, Meenah likes to bake and she even made the pre-scratch trolls a cake once. 

How did Vriska acsend to God Tier? I thought her dream self died

No, her dream self didn’t die. While Vriska was exploring her planet, Aradiabot showed up and beat the shit out of her then left. Tavros then brought her body to her Quest Cocoon. Her dream self was dying from the injuries her main body suffered so she mind controlled Tavros to write out her messages to him asking him to kill her main body quickly so she didn’t have to die slowly. Tavros was overwhelmed by the task and left in tears. She died via blood loss and her dream self then ascended.   

Are seadwellers physically stronger? Like when feferi killed that whale lusus and just proceeded swiming like it didn't really weight nothing, is that only a fandom headcanon or is proven somewhere?

The higher on the hemospectrum the trolls will get stronger and longer lived. The lower castes typically lack these traits but make up for it with their psychic gifts. 

Do you know which page it is where Caliborn has Calliope killed? I can't seem to find it!

Here. 

Does Lord English have a goal beyond killing Calliope again? What will killing her accomplish?

Is Rosemary truly the longest lasting ship in Homestuck(that's still canon)? Or is there another I'm forgetting about?

Mituna and Latula have been matesprits for billions of sweeps. 

Is there any cool facts in kankir rants

Kankri also wrote long rambling memos like Karkat. 

How did Jade's Grandpa (Poppop) get into the medium? He was already dead when Jade was little (due to forces I won't spoil for other who probz aren't there yet) so how did he get into the medium before the point in time before he died?

FAQ

When does Dave use a computer while talking to Dirk?

Here. 

What was the importance of Dirk cutting his head off and sending it to Jake?

So Jake could kiss his head and wake up Dirk’s dream self. 

Have there ever been any canon Kankri/Terezi interactions >:?

As seen in [S] Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 art by xamag-homestuck

Why did Dirk need Jake to wake up his dream self if he could already control it and his regular body at the same time? was he just not in control of it at the time?

His dream self was knocked unconscious by falling debris here. 

Did the Condence and Jack Noir kill the Alpha Kids on purpose? I understand the fact that she need Roxy, but what about the other?

They attacked them on purpose to have them go god tier. Jack was possessed by Caliborn who told Jake he would help him get stronger. The Condesce needs them to beat sburb and create a new universe. 

I forget, but I seem to recall that when universes are created (like when the Beta kid's world was made) they're made with everything on them that instant? Like they have history but it was created in the instance the universe was, it didn't actually exist before. Is that true, or am I remembering something entirely different?

Yes, it was mentioned by Sollux on this page. 

Wait so how did Doc Scratch make Alternia shitty? I thought it was already like that.

Doc Scratch mentions here that he was the corrupting influence that caused the post scratch troll race to be in constant war and violence. He also used the Handmaid to stir up class warfare and cause violence in whatever era she haunted. 

Did trolls always reproduce using a mother grub? Do we know if there are any other ways that trolls can reproduce? I know it's just a webcomic but it didn't seem to me like a likely way to evolve...

The Mother Grub is the only way for trolls to reproduce. They can’t carry hatch less young like humans can because they’re an insect-like race. 

Whats a 2x3dent? I know its a trident thingy but like why is it called 2x3dent? is it still pronounced trident? ( I tried to send this earlier but i don't think it went through. Sorry if you got this twice.)

Two ends, three points on each end. 

wait how was doc scratch 'born', so to speak?

The trolls’ Black Queen created him via ectobiology by combining Lil Cal and a white cue ball. 

how did condescension get her psiioniics?

FAQ

What exactly is lil cal anyway?

Answered that here.

i(.)imgur(.)com/IBHP5j4(.)png what page is this from???

That’s the image you see when you hover over their symbols on this page. 

So I've asked this twice before, and you never answered so I figured I'd try one more time. Since the Doc Scratch we know is made up of things in the session we know, and he has stated that he is in every session, would he look different in a completely different session?

Doc Scratch mentions here that instances of him have appeared throughout every universe, not every session. Judging from the fact that we’ve already seen the origin of Lord English, my guess is that no, Doc Scratch does not look different across every universe. 

Why did Vriska make Tavros jump off the cliff?

Because she’s a bitch.

Hi! I've always been under the impression that kernal sprites can only be prototyped twice, so I've been kind of confused about Jasprosesprite^2? Wasn't Jaspersprite already double prototyped, or is Jasprosesprite^2 something else entirely?

Rosesprite had only been prototyped once so she was able to be prototyped a second time with Jaspersprite.

Have aradia and terezi ever talked in cannon?

Here. 

What was that bottle in s enter that rose smashed?

It was her cruxite artifact that she needed to use in order to enter the Medium. 

Is Spades Slick sharing a name with Bilious Slick just a coincidence?

No, Spades Slick took on the name Slick because he knew it would irritate the Black Queen since she hates the Genesis Frog. 

Has Equius ever sworn?

Here. 

What is Dirk referring to when he talks about the bad stuff he has done in the latest upd8?

He’s talking about how he sent a killer robot to beat up Jake in an attempt to help him get stronger but Jake wasn’t okay with it at all. He’s also talking about how he basically bullied Jake into a relationship with him and was very manipulative. I also talked about the similarities of Dirk and Bro in this ask if you want to look at that. 

Where does it state that Tavros is allergic to cats?

Here.

Why dont the alpha kids have time and space players? Arent they essential and arent the alpha kids in a completely different session than the beta kids?

Their session was always meant to merge with the Beta kids’ session. Dave and Jade are their Time and Space players. 

Is Horuss as strong as Equius?

Aranea describes him as a “passionate body builder” but whether or not he’s as strong as Equius is uncertain.

Didn't dave say that he loved his bro immediately after he died? Not saying his brother wasn't abusive, i just feel like i remember that.

>:?

Does it ever talk about John's mom?

John’s mom is Jane. 

I though John's mom was Nanna, so his grandma,

Nanna is pre-scratch Jane. 

How did Jade know everything that was happening?? Was it because of the clouds on skaia or is my mind just making shit up?

It was because she had been watching the clouds on Skaia for awhile. 

I think they're asking if his dad had a wife

I don’t think Dad Egbert had a wife.

Where did Dad Egbert and Dad Crocker come from?

Answered that here.

what does the matriorb do exsctly? i know it will hatch and stuff comes out, to help rerun the troll race, (or somefin similar) but once it hatches what is it gonna do? if they said? Thanks in advance (:

It will hatch a new Mother Grub which use troll reproductive fluid to lay new troll eggs. A Mother Grub is the only way trolls can reproduce. 

where is it stated that alpha!rose remembers her beta life?

Dirk states here that Alpha Rose had visions and “knew things” which is why her and Alpha Dave were able to prepare for Dirk and Roxy’s arrival. Roxy also says here that her mom had “VISION OMNIFOLD”.