March 2016

I'm trying to write something, but I am not sure how to refer Grandma as someone other than just 'Grandma'! Is she supposedly able to be referred as 'Jade English' or 'Jade Harley' or is she just named as Grandma? (I tried looking at the wiki, but I'm sick and it isn't making much sense to me :/)

Grandma English I guess.

At what point did Dirk say something along the lines of "I splinter but I do not break.", if at all?

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is it confirmed as canon that trolls have grubscars?

Nope, just a popular headcanon.

How did the midnight crew die?

When Spades Slick destroyed Lord English’s vault door he was transferred to a timeline where the rest of the Midnight Crew was dead.

If only players can be in dream bubbles, why are lusii and grubs found in Openbound, along with little critters?

Those are projections from the players memories. 

ok. hyper-weird question. explain how trolls reproduce in canon.

Troll reproduction has never been explained in detail in canon, sorry folks.

I have a legit question. Who or what made the game Sburb? In my time reading Homestuck that's the one question I asked and never got an answer too.

The technology for the game is embedded in the Frog Temples that appear in each session so Sburb sort of creates itself in a self-perpetuating cycle. 

I read that Roxy was cannon trans. Is that true?

No, but it’s a very good headcanon.

which trolls are dead right now? (other than ones that where dead when we meet them)

Every one except Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, Vriska, and Gamzee.

No sollux and aradia are also alive

Oh yeah. Those guys are around too.

Dont they send their genetic material via the drones to the mother grub, to be combined in an incestuous slurry that the mother grub uses to create the matriorb, which hatches troll wigglers somehow

I think they meant specifically how the genetic material is dispensed and the details of the reproduction ritual. 

I'm asking for art reasons, but are there any canon images for the Signless' sermons?

Sorry, no. 

What was the first page where Karkat's blood colour was revealed?

Here

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It’s very worrying how this states that Act 6 Act 6 Act 6 will also be narrated by Caliborn even though Caliborn’s story supposedly ended at the end of Act 6 Act 6 Act 5. I’ll add it to my list, seeing as we’re not sure yet what it means.

Is there anywhere that Feferi uses a slur or something that shows she and aradia don't get along

The only slur I remember Feferi using is here where she uses the r slur. 

cruxitedowel:

News upd8 for today.

How did Jades grandpa die?

A bullet to the chest.

Does jake still like dirk? Or vise-versa?

Dirk says here that he doesn’t have any crushes right now.  

On what page did the Rosemary kiss happen? I think I missed it

Here

Did aradia and vriska ever get along in the past?

They used to role play together on separate teams so they might have but after the incident with Tavros, Aradia pretty much hated Vriska.

Is it ever explained where Terezi got her cape?

Maybe she made it herself? She made her flarp costume so she could’ve made the cape too. Or maybe Kanaya helped her with the cape. Who knows.

Is it true aradia has a cannon voice? Ive been hearing that around in some homestuck groups

This song is her accepted voice, I think. 

Is it possible that terezi was named after the blind seer Tiresias from the Greek tragedy Oedipus Rex?

On her wiki page :  “Terezi is the Albanian word (coming from Persian ترازو) for Libra (or Balance), but may also be a reference to Tiresias, a blind prophet from Sophocles’ Oedipus cycle, and Homer's Odyssey.”

Was it stated or shown that Neophyte Redglare was on the Signless/Sufferer's side? Or is it just a popular headcanon?

On this page she’s shown with his symbol on her necklace and it was implied that she was his follower. 

Do you know what happened to Gyl'Bgolyb (however its spelled)? Is it still alive? and also if it's not too much to ask...what even was its purpose? I don't remember why it was there in the first place????? thanks in advance!

Glubglub died and was then prototyped in Feferi’s kernel sprite. The sprite later died. 

After seeing the post about Aradia having a(n accepted) canon voice, do other trolls have (accepted) canon voices?

The laughter at the end of this song is supposed to be the Condesce and Meenah. The laughter in this song is supposed to be Caliborn. Not sure about other characters. 

When did Davekat become canon? I don't remember this happening.

Hussie tweeted this after the update that hinted at their relationship and Jasprosesprite^2 says here that Karkat has a matespriteship with someone on the meteor and also Vriska mentions here that Karkat was very cagey about his romantic affairs on the meteor. So yes, I think it’s safe to say it’s canon. 

is karkat still knocks tf out from when he and kanya got the matriorb again/did that happen before or after John screwed with the timeline?

Yes, Karkat is still knocked tf out and it was after John screwed with the timeline. 

How did Dirk get to that apartment building in the middle of the ocean/flooded city? Also if alpha Dave never visits him how is he alive (no food)

Dirk talks about that on this page. 

Okay why does the Caliborn laugh in that song sound exactly like the Flowey laugh?

Because Toby Fox composed the song and also made Undertale so he probably used the same sound effect. 

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No Homestuck characters have canon voices. Homestuck artists put interpretations of their voices in the music, but if you google it none of them are confirmed canon by Hussie.

I didn’t say they were canon, I just meant they were supposed to be interpreted as those characters. 

a lot of people say the one talking during the blind prophet is sollux .i think it was actually a sample of a character from some fighting game it does fit him, so its at least kinda my headcanon voice.

This song? It does sound like it’s from a game but I don’t know which one…

i heard that feferi has an eight pack. that feferi peixes is fucking ripped

From her wiki:  “ In a similar display of strength to Equius, she is able to breach straight into her first gate without any construction on her hive.”

in addition 2 the feferi is strong thing: wasnt she depicted in comic carrying an entire whale like ":)"

Yes, also that. 

For referring to the game voices used in Blind Prophet, it is very similar to pretty much any of the samples of the Cyclops voice from the Marvel vs Capcom series of fighting games. Don't really know if you care about that, just letting you know!!

What are dirk's feelings for roxy?

Dirk has strong feelings of admiration for Roxy and believes she is the “most amazing person” he’s ever known.  He describes her as “nice and loving and selfless.” 

What is Kanaya and Aradia Megido's relationship?

Kanaya regards Aradia as a friend.

Is johndave canon? I remember Dave saying to Dirk that he had a crush on two people that he described as John and Jade, if i remember correctly.

Already talked about this. He’s asking Dirk how to come out to them.

What are all the characters in homestuck that cannonly went grimdark? Except for rose and jade

Those are the only ones. Jade going “grimbark” was just a pun on her canine traits, she didn’t actually go grimdark in the sense that the Horrorterrors were influencing her. 

Im pretty sure the 24 players was referring to the time Hussie claimed (most likely as a joke) that originally there was a SBURB game with 24 squiddles.

That was 48 squiddles actually. 

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What are your predictions for the Homestuck ending?

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A while ago I saw that you answered a question by saying Dave asked Dirk how to come out because he liked John and jade? Do you have a link to that part? I haven't caught up in a few recent updates so I probably missed it

Here.

How were the pre-scratch Beforus trolls born? The lack of the ecto lab was what prevented them from being paradox clones, which was the result of the session glitch. So who created them?

Already answered this. 

did the alpha kids lands have names?

Yes, you can see them in this flash. Roxy has the Land of Pyramids and Neon, Dirk has the Land of Tombs and Krypton, Jake has the Land of Mounds and Xenon, and Jane has the Land of Crypts and Helium

what were all the lands of the beta trolls?

Aradia -  Land of Quartz and Melody 

Tavros -  Land of Sand and Zephyr 

Sollux -  Land of Brains and Fire 

Karkat -  Land of Pulse and Haze

Nepeta -  Land of Little Cubes and Tea 

Kanaya -  Land of Rays and Frogs 

Terezi -  Land of Thought and Flow 

Vriska -  Land of Maps and Treasure 

Equius -  Land of Caves and Silence 

Gamzee -  Land of Tents and Mirth 

Eridan -  Land of Wrath and Angels 

Feferi -  Land of Dew and Glass

How did Vriska get the Juju to defeat Lord English?

She took it from (Vriska).

Is davejade not a thing anymore or rather were they ever really a thing? With all this recon shit ive sort of lost track sorry if youve answered this already and thank you very much for your time you guys are pretty cool for doing this.

Davesprite and Jade dated but alpha Dave and Jade have not dated. 

Wait, why are the alternian trolls the beta trolls if they came second?

Already answered this. 

i thought the question from dave to dirk abt coming out was bc of his relationship with karkat, not bc he liked john. bc he wants to tell john abt it and he knows john will never be able to put it together himself? he specif mentions he and jade sort-of had a thing maybe but he doesnt specifically imply anything like that abt john

You’re correct, he is talking about his relationship with Karkat and he’s asking how to come out to John and Jade. I’m not sure if he’s implying that him and Jade had a thing but I could be wrong.  

Is there a reason for why the Alpha kids all have noble gases in their planets' names? I didn't know if that meant something or if it was just Hussie being fake deep.

It’s probably because noble gases have trouble making chemical bonds with other gases and the alpha kids had a lot of emotional problems both personally and with each other.