June 2013

To that other anon, if I'm not mistaken, Aradiabot ripped out the heart Equius gave her, yeah?

Now how could we forget this?

~Mod T

why are you and this other blog getting so many questions about hearts

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Fun fact: Gangnam Style is 4:13 minutes long.

I don’t know how to respond to that…

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Does that mean Psi is like Lord English or Lord Korean or some shit?

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"Eridan's hair streak is natural" Where's the proof for this? I don't see how the flash/game/thing proves that his hair is naturally purple.

That picture is from when the grubs were first created. As in, moments after their ectobiological creation. And Eridangrub has a purple streak therefore he was created with it and it is natural.

~Mod T

That means that diapers and glasses are natural too, since the humans had them moments after ectobiology.

I’d say so, yeah

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I dont see why anyone would be bothered by Eridan having a natural purple streak. I mean he is a troll after all and natural oddly colored hair isn't rare in fiction.

srsly

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I MEAN do you really think they were gonna go through the trouble of dyeing a baby's little hair streak why would that even WHY

I dunno, but Doc Scratch did put make up on grub Handmaid remember?

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it's entirely possible that aradia's eyelashes are natural, just like eridan's hair streak. maybe it's some sort of mutation, where certain patches of a troll's hair don't have black pigment and are instead filled in with whatever pigments are in their blood?

Eyelashes and hair, maybe. But trolls have naturally black lips so Doc Scratch def put lipstick on that grub.

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so, according to post 53790770447, is snowman doc scratches mom? sorta????

If you consider John to be John’s dad then yes.

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yeah doc scratch put lipstick on that megido, just like karkat put green lipstick on kanaya in that picture of him with them, or wait maybe this theory actually sucks?

I don’t appreciate your rude tone there friend.

~Mod T

Maybe the eye lashes, the lips, the hair and such are all just for simplicity and recognizability. Just a thought. We should be careful how seriously we consider anything. It is Homestuck after all.

Exactly.

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Obviously they weren't wearing diapers. That'd be silly. That's just what a Homestuck Human looks like naked

You’re probably right.

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Anon 77: Hello i just wanted to tell you thank and that the rest of the anons should calm the fuck down

Thanks Anon 77, but it’s cool. The other anons aren’t that bad today. I’ve seen a lot worse.

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Well I don't think a mutation like colored lips would be cullable. Maybe it's even seen as attractive?

Possibly. Other trolls must put on lipstick for some reason.

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I don't know if someone already said this, but I was rewatching some flashes, and in [s] Wake, it shows that the Troll's god tier beds are circular. I figured that's be helpful for anyone making a fan session. UuU""

That’s because they aren’t questbeds, they’re questcocoons because trolls sleep in cocoons not beds. 

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I always had the headcanon that it's sort of like grey hair. Eridan's natural purple streak is the equivalent of a human having a streak of prematurely grey hair. Like maybe trolls reaching the end of their lifespan have hair that, instead of turning grey, turns a duller version of their blood color or something.

That’s a nice headcanon too

~Mod T

about the lips thing, i think it's kind of just like people lips. some people have pale lips (for trolls their pale = black) and some people- more often girls- have more flushed lips. pink because of blood. So trolls could have flushed lips in the color of their blood, couldn't they? And of course, they can wear makeup on top of that. Like human girls do

It’s a possibility

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Something I've been wondering - would a class combination like 'Seer of Void' be possible, and if so what would they even do? I mean I know the Seer is basically that, and Void is canonically 'nothing', so does the Seer of Void 'see Nothing' or...?

The thing about titles is they can be interpreted many different ways.

My interpretation of Seer of Void would be one who could see through or into the Nothingness.

Since Seer is a passive class someone could interpret it as one who sees what others are lacking (the void in the person so to speak). Such as patience or knowledge. 

It’s really up to the person.

~Mod T

well yeah, guys can wear makeup, too. didn't mean to sound like that (//is boy who wears makeup) I just haven't noticed any of the male trolls, besides gamzee, applying anything?

No male trolls wearing make up

plleeeeease

just look at the 

lines around

Karkat’s eyes

That kid is definitely wearing eyeliner

~Mod T

I honestly think fans delve into this way more than Hussie does. There probably isn't a canon, Hussie just sometimes drew them with coloured lips and sometimes not! We may never know and judging from just who Hussie is, it probably won't be explained.

Well he did forget to draw horns on the Handmaid that one time, so you’re probably right

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i would not be surprised if hussie was deliberately inconsistent in the troll lips thing just to fuck with us. but most likely he just made a mistake. he is incredibly meticulous with details most of the time, (sasachres text being described as being able to crush a cat in the first act, that coming true after roxys introduction, for example) but in terms of making a joke or being plot important accidentally being inconsistent with troll lips is a mistake that hussie wouldnt be too worried about

Interesting theory

~Mod T

perhaps a Seer of Void could see into the Furthest Ring

As I said, there are many interpretations.

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forgot to draw horns on the handmaid? what?

See, he forgot

but he fixed it

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About boys wearing makeup, Eridan definitely wears lipstick, just look at his sprites.

Yep

This kid is definitely wearing eyeliner too

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This worked out nice

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What if Karkat is angry because he put on eyeliner and it turned out to be permanent and now he's stuck with it for the rest of his life?

That would be hilarious

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I just looked up the 6 male trolls and they all look like they're wearing eyeliner.

Gotta look good

adding eyeliner

really makes 

the eyes pop

~Mod T

there was once a headcanon, i think it was from way back on this blog in fact, where proudly showing your blood color means you are not afraid and believe you are strong. for example, Vriska wears blue because she's cocky and proud, Kanaya i more modest, but she applies green lipstick after she kills Eridan. so the headcanon is this: low bloods naturally show off their blood color as a defense mechanism, to falsely boast themselves. more reasonable than doc scratch putting make-up on a baby

That’s a rather nice headcanon.

I’ll take it.
~Mod T 

dead equius jokes arent funny

On the contrary, speaking as someone who’s loved Equius much longer than the fandom has, sometimes they are.

~Mod T

i roughly feel like youre doubting my love of equius ive loved him since his first panel man

Are relatively new to the fandom?

~:this is all from my perspective, it might have been different, but this is what it was for me:~

Because a year ago next to no one liked Equius and I was teased because he was my favourite troll.  There was very little fan art of him. The only time he seemed to only show up in the fandom was in Octopimp’s video. But everything changed after the “with Equius” week tumblr had (last july I think). And now everyone loves him. And I’m really happy the he and Nep are loved so much now.

as a troll's lips, tongue, the inside of their mouth, and arguably their fingernails are either black or a grey variant, it can be assumed that the waterline and inner portions of the eye would also be naturally black.

Troll fingernails are yellow.

Except Vriska’s, hers are painted blue.

~Mod T

I once heard a headcanon that said that psionic trolls have eyelashes in their blood color (like Vriska and Aradia) while non-psionics have plain black lashes (like Terezi and Nepeta and Kanaya) and obviously we haven't seen any evidence of that with male trolls but then again stylistically male trolls just aren't drawn with them

Interesting ideas

~Mod T

Did Equius smile when he died because he got off on it or something? Or was it because Gamzee once said making Equius smile would be the biggest miracle and Equius wanted to make sure Gamzee got that miracle? I can't really remember. :V

He smiled because he was pleased to fill his role in the hemospectrum

aka, being oppressed by a higherblood

and that Gamzee was finally accepting his role as a highblood instead of just goofing off as usuall

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Didn't Hussie state that the veins of troll eyes are the colour of their horns? (Seen when Terezi gets he sight back and her eyes are "blood"shot orange.)

Yes

~Mod T

Troll mouths are blood colored i think.

Images would disagree but this is Homestuck we’re talking about

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Hey does lamp still work here

His name’s still on the thing but only me and the other one have been on recently so I have no idea

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Equius has been my fav. Troll from his introduction page! Also he was my first HS cosplay! What a qt!

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Aw man my brother/sister/fellow, you truly do wound me. Equius based content creators have existed far before Mr. Zahhak went mainstream! We were sparse,admittedly, and as still not as powerful as he bases around other (admittedly more relevant) trolls, but we have existed back in those dark day of Equiqui, and it would seem that this new golden age of Zahhak has finally brought us to light! Praise be to the b100b100ds my brother and sister Homestucks! Praise be!

I’m not saying there weren’t any, I’m saying the same thing you are. That they were sparse. But not anymore

The Zahhaks will stay in the Void no longer!

~Mod T

Equius's nails are black maybe from dropping things on them constantly

Or they’re oil stained from working on robots.

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equius was also smiling because he knew nepeta would find him and didn't want her to see him dead without a smile (just a headcanon but knowing meowrails I could see it being canon)

That is mere fanon dear follower

~Mod T

Nevermind. Troll tongues are also gray.

Yep

~Mod T

why do people act like Equius was purrfect when he was actually hemophobic around most others, and manipulative??

He is the only troll to never be shown actually attempting to hurt or kill  another troll.  He also became less hemophobic as the story progress, if only slightly.  He wasn’t really manipulative at all? I mean, he made a few attempts but he kinda sucked at it. He preferred being manipulated with more any way. He also played a major role in the story, but from behind the scenes. (Built Tavros’s legs.  He built Robo-Aradia, without which the trolls all would have died.)

The dude might have been rude, but he did nothing but good for the trolls, and the story as a whole.

~Mod T

Headcanon: Equius is so committed to the hemospectrum because of his mutant strength. Higher bloods are supposed to be stronger than all below them, so freakishly strong Equius could be seen as a huge threat to highbloods and immediately culled if he showed any sign of believing himself better than his blood color. Either Equius realized this himself and committed himself to the hemospectrum for his own safetry, or Aurthour taught him it at a young age to keep him safe.

I’ll take it.

~Mod T

I thought equius was smiling because he was getting off on Gamzee choking him and finally acting like a highblood

You can believe that if you like

but when it comes to the real reason:

~Mod T

wait if you make a dead Equius joke are you beating a dead horse?

That would be a dead Horuss joke, get your Zahhak’s straight.

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Except, you know, the whole using Robo-Aradia as a tool of date rape.

Like I said, He made some attempts to be manipulative, but he sucked all right.

If Aradia didn’t catch on and fell forcefully in love with him, then there’d be an some issues.

But you have to remember, he’s frickin 13. Most 13 year olds if they had the ability to make their crush like them, they’d go for it.

~Mod T

Man, you might want to be careful about publishing people asks stating any opinion against Equius. Some bloggers of such can be rather... Extreme...

Hey man, I love Equ to death. If there’s an opinion against Equius on this blog, it’s because I’m defending him. K? thnx bye

~Mod T

I'm enjoying all of the sarcastic and hilarious answers on here. They are second only to the facts as to why I followed and stayed.

Thanks anon : )

~Mod T

Based on who Equius is as a character and his belief in the hemospectrum, it's more likely that Equius was smiling because Gamzee was finally acting like a highblood. Equius' deal with orders is more about the hierarchy and order than it is about any kind of fetish. Equius obsessed over Gamzee's behavior because he acts outside the norm for what someone have such a high caste is supposed to. So his smile likely stems from Gamzee finally, you know, doing what he's supposed to do.

You said that a lot better than I did

~Mod T