September 2014

How the hell do you even pronounce the Condesce's name?

I personally pronounce it like Candice but with an O instead of the A.  But I’m sure there are plenty of other ways to pronounce it that are just as good.

~Mod T

So what is the difference between the Betty Crocker/Condesce sign with the fork and the one with the spoon?

Your friendly neighborhood food company

Your friendly neighborhood trollian empire

could you enable RSS feeds for your tumblr?

Okay.

why is it impossible for trolls to godtier at this point?

Their questcoccoons where destroyed so they can’t die on them to become godtier

~Mod T

Are you still accepting new submissions, or are you only reblogging oldfacts now?

I’ll take new stuff if you have it

~Mod T

Where does Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta and Feferi go after flying off Vriska's ship?

so I've been wondering, is it just a very popular headcanon that mutant bloods only live a short time, or is that stated in canon somewhere and I missed it? thanks if you can answer!

It’s canon.  Troll lifespans directly correlate with their blood type.  The highbloods live longer, the low bloods live shorter and since the mutant blood is even lower than the lowest lowblood, they have the shortest lifespan.

~Mod T