Who are all the people Roxy canonically has a crush on?
Roxy has a crush on Dirk and has also stated she finds Jake attractive. She may also be interested in John.
//crawls out of the shadows// Could I get a random Ampora fact please?
Eridan keeps wands in his fridge
Why are time players necessary to a session? Is it just in case something goes wrong, or is it something else they have to do?
Time players are necessary in case the session needs to be scratched.
doctor who is better than homosuck
Homestuck is also better than homosuck
Wait so Rosemary is still <3 canon right?
Yes, they’re still canon.
Seriously? Superego lock is WAY BETTER than you SHITTY WEBCOMIC ffs
The Sord exists
Wait when did Terezi and Vriska become moirails
Vriska calls Terezi her moirail on this page.
So from that talk of raising mother grubs in the last upd8, while albeit short, does this or does this not mean that the Matriorb was not destroyed by eridan in this timeline? I mean that I do know Kanaya was still killed by him (still came back though) but I am unsure as to whether or not talk of raising one means that they still have the Matriorb?
The matriorb was still destroyed. If Roxy practices some more she’ll have the ability to make another one though.
What do you think would have happened if Jade had prototyped her own dead dreamself pre entry?
Then all the Beta kid’s underlings would have her characteristics.
In the current update, why isn't Vriska wearing her God tier outfit and wings?
Godtiers can change out of their outfits if they want to.
excuse me homostuck SCUM!!!!!! how DARE you insult the U L T I M A T E FANDOM!?!?!??!??!?! TAKE YOU'RE DUMB WEB COMIC AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A$$! ! ! ! ! !! ! !
Hussie once made a New Year’s ball drop joke in comic on new years day
Was it explained as to why Dave's Bro was trying to initiate the Scratch?
Possibly because he knew the session was going wrong when he saw that Jack Noir got the queen’s ring.
I'm sorry that I'm sending this to this blog, I'm on mobile so I can't find the link to the giveaway blog. When will the winner be announced for the giveaway?
The winner was decided and the package shipped, I’ve just neglected to post about it.
So every session always has a time player and a space player? (obviously except void sessions) What do the time and space players do? I'm guessing the space player breeds frogs?
The Space player breeds frogs and th Time player is there in case of a scratch.
What if a session would succeed? Would a time player be necessary then?
If a session succeeds then the Time player would still be there. You cannot have a session without Time and Space players.
Why does john hate betty crocker so much?
Because his Dad uses betty crocker brand cake mix to make all his cakes.
why is vriska x terezi sometimes called scourgecest? isn't scourge sisters" just a name they came up with (as in not actually siblings), or am I remembering that wrong? how is it incest?
It’s just a ship name, it doesn’t need to make sense
Is it canon that Tavros would have grown wings if he'd survived?
Not unless he ascended
Can I get a random Zahhak fact?
Equius killed Vriska’s lusus because a robot looked at him funny while he was putting the moves on an empty Aradiabot
Does Karkat use 1 or 2 sickles while fighting? I forgot, sorry.
Just one. We’ve never seen him fight with two in canon.
I feel so bad for you. Fight the good fight against retarded 15 years old who just found out about TV.
I don’t like you.
Will you answer asks privately if it's requested?
Yes
Gimmie a Dave fact. I'll see if I don't already know it.
Dave’s toilet was moved so he planned to pee in an apple juice bottle and then send it to John.
hey can you tag ableist slurs please...
my bad, I’ll be sure to tag any that come up in the future
What is the difference between Dirk and Bro?
Bro is from the Pre-scratch universe and Drik is from the Post-scratch universe
Are quest cocoons literally shaped like recuperacoons?
No, Quest cocoons are circular
on what page does the song "Ballad of Jack Noir" play?
It has not been featured in comic.
so, uh, this is sorta a weird question, but does john have his own animal? i mean, dave has his crows, jade has dogs, and rose has cats.
It would be the bunny
Okay, so I know that if a godtier players dies the only permanent ones are a Just or Heroic. But what if, say, a player does a whole bunch of bad things in their life, but at the end they do good and die protecting someone/thing else? Would it be Just because of their life or Heroic because of how they died? Vice versus too, with good life but died for a malevolent cause.
It would be heroic because of the way they died
What is grimdark exactly and how can one become grimdarked?
The Horrorterrors had been giving Rose power in order to forward their own agenda. When Rose saw her Mom was dead she allowed herself to be overcome by the Horrorterrors’ power so that she could get revenge.
Basically, to become grimdark you become a puppet of the Horrorterrors.
If your dream-self died before you "woke up", would there be any way to know that?
Nope, not unless someone else’s dreamself was awake, heard about it and told you.
Wait why is John a bunny
1. He has Bunnykind
2. He interacts with the Con Air bunny so much to the point of having three different versions of it all from different points in its timeline at the same time.
3. It’s the animal he interacts with the most in story not counting consorts
Where did the Beta kids who were sucked into the Juju kids come from? As far as I know, there were only the one's from John's pre-retcon past (who all died in the battle) and the one's he met in the lilly pad? Are they from the future?
The Beta kids haven’t been sucked into the juju yet. The juju trapping is in the future of their timeline.
Why can't Arquiusprite swear?
Equius is STRONGLY against 100d language and will not allow the sprite combo to use it
How come Vriska seemingly knows everything that is about to happen in the comic? Examples like Dirk's arrival matching with the bad guys, that Gamzee still has plot to do and that John was about to arrive with Roxy. Who gave her this knowledge (since as far as I can tell she's just been on the meteor in the retcon timeline)?
She’s got time travelling capabilities, she’s probably been in the future.
I see Davesprite shown with a spirograph necklace in a lot of fan art. Has this been seen in canon, or is it just a popular fanon thing?
It’s canon. Every player gets one when they get high enough on their echeladder. The necklace allows them to summon their sprite anywhere. It’s customary to give the pendant back to the sprite when the player doesn’t need them anymore which is why Davesprite has his.
?s=6&p=009411 could that weird scribble between Vriska's eyes be something? Or am I grasping at straws?
You are grasping at straws. It’s just skin because she’s scrunching her face up.
How long is homosuck?
Are you asking about Homestuck or actual Homosuck?
Is Eridan's "march drag" conon?
Not in story (not counting Mini-strife) but in official Homestuck merch, yes.
What if the Time player dies and they need to scratch?
The time player doesn’t need to perform the scratch they just need to enter so the scratch construct can exist.
How did terezi come to having her red blindfold?
She made it
is it ever explained what the barcodes on the wrists of the carapacians signify?
Barcodes mean that they’re clones.
are there going to be another genesis frog searching on lofaf thing
No, they already made the Genesis Tadpole, they just need to go get it from Echidna.
is johndave canon?
no
Do you talk about homestuck with your friends or do you just keep it inside
I tend to overwhelm people when I talk about Homestuck one-on-one so I usually keep it inside.
Can you explain ectobiology?
For ectobiology you attempt to appearify something/someone in the past but they can’t teleport to you or they’d break their timeline so what appears before you is a bunch of goop basically has their dna/genetic makeup.
John did this for Nanna, Mom Lalonde, Bro Strider, and Grandpa Harley. Half of this goop was used to make clones of those people which would later be sent into the past to become those people. And the other half of the goop was used to make the kids. Nanna and Grandpa Harley’s goop was mixed together to create baby John and Jade. While Bro’s and Mom Lalonde’s was mixed together to make Rose and Dave.
Karkat’s was a bit more complicated because trolls.
Didn't Hussie said "From now Johndave is canon"?
All ships are canon except Johndave
When in the world did vriska get time travel powers?
She has Aradia’s time travelling music boxes, Gamzee had them pre-retcon, they must have found them on the meteor or something.
is davekat canon?
Pretty much, but not quite
NOT A FACT OR ANYTHING BUT one of the submitted posts ( post/36450248338 ) is wrong, that user wasnt jade, jade was just viewing the profile. hussie liked that artist so he gave her a cameo on the webcomic.
That fact is almost three years old, why are you in so deep