June 2015

For the Anon asking about Canonical heights, Hussie once said (Joking, probably) in a Q&A, "I’m gonna go ahead and canonically confirm that Gamzee is in fact the shortest troll of all." ((I Know he probably said this jokingly... but what if he didn't?))

Yes he did, because Gamzee’s sprite is the tallest

The calliope that was recently revived is the same that was raised by gamzee right? Is there a possibility she can recognize him if she gets to see the clown now??

Yes and no. Caliborn didn’t recognize him so Calliope probably wouldn’t either. After all, the last time they saw him they were just a tiny snake thingy.

Are Karkat and Kanaya canonly pale?

No

I never really understood how Callie knew so much about the trolls, is it explained somewhere and i missed it?thanks for answering!

She read about them in Rose’s journal

How did Davesprite lose a wing?

It got cut while he was fighting Bec Noir, it did later grow back though

Does it ever explain what happened to sollux and aradia after they were left at the green sun??

They went to the dreambubbles, we’ve seen them there several times.

How did Vriska acsend to God Tier? I thought her dream self died

No, her dream self didn’t die. While Vriska was exploring her planet, Aradiabot showed up and beat the shit out of her then left. Tavros then brought her body to her Quest Cocoon. Her dream self was dying from the injuries her main body suffered so she mind controlled Tavros to write out her messages to him asking him to kill her main body quickly so she didn’t have to die slowly. Tavros was overwhelmed by the task and left in tears. She died via blood loss and her dream self then ascended.   

Are seadwellers physically stronger? Like when feferi killed that whale lusus and just proceeded swiming like it didn't really weight nothing, is that only a fandom headcanon or is proven somewhere?

The higher on the hemospectrum the trolls will get stronger and longer lived. The lower castes typically lack these traits but make up for it with their psychic gifts. 

Do you know which page it is where Caliborn has Calliope killed? I can't seem to find it!

Here

Does Lord English have a goal beyond killing Calliope again? What will killing her accomplish?

Is Rosemary truly the longest lasting ship in Homestuck(that's still canon)? Or is there another I'm forgetting about?

Mituna and Latula have been matesprits for billions of sweeps. 

how many pages of homestuck are there as of 6/24/15

7724

is it stated in canon that Jake and Jane are British or is that just a popular headcannon?

Headcanon

ok, this kind of is really stupid of me, but when exactly did caliborn suck the beta kids into the house? or was this on a doomed timeline?

It is in the future

Is it canon that Kurloz had a crush on Cronus when he was in his wizard phase? Or is it some fandom creation? :0

Fandom

Does every session needs a knight to work?. Like, for helping the space player with the frog thing or something like that?

No, knights are optional

How old are all the kids as of the current page?

16

witch of life weapon???

Feferi used 2x3dentkind

Is Feferi responsible for the dream bubbles?

She’s responsible for the ones that our players use, yes.

Do you think that the reason that Nanasprite was able to heal John when he was fighting ogres was due to Nana biologically being an older Jane? Or do you think that that is just a power that all sprites have to help their players through the session?

It’s just a power that sprites have

Was Caliborn ever a godteir or is he in a cosplay like Gamzee is?

He says he god tiered but we just don’t know

If Feferi is responsible for the dream bubbles, how are the A1 trolls "alive" in them, if they came before that? Was it like a retroactive, weird time shit thing?

Time works differently in the furthest ring so while the bubbles were created after the A1 trolls they existed before them.  It’s complex timey-wimey stuff that can’t really be explained.

Were Sollux and Aradia at all affected by the retcon? And when do you think they might show up again in the current post-retcon timeline? It's been a while since we last saw them, seeing as they hadn't had any screen time in three years in the comic.

They were affected by it, and they might show up again, probably sooner than we think.  But they’ve had screen time fairly recently in the comic, they were there when John got his retcon powers.

Is it canon that Mituna has raggedy hair covering his eyes or just a popular headcanon?

It’s canon as seen in [S] Ministrife

What would happen if you were killed in a dreambubble but were already dead?

If your ghost was killed you would doubledie and be dead for good. Lord English is the only one able to kill ghosts though.

Why is Meenah so obsessed with skewering John with her 2X3dent?

Because John’s class is Heir and Meenah as an heiress is predisposed to attack other heirs and heiresses.  Plus she can’t actually kill him since she only ever meets his dream phantom so maybe she just likes being able to stab people with no real repercussions

hey,I wanted to ask you how did alpha session Jack end up in jail,because i've tried to remember but I cant. thank you!

He got arrested for trying to murder Jane’s dreamself

Is there any cool facts in kankir rants

Kankri also wrote long rambling memos like Karkat. 

How did Jade's Grandpa (Poppop) get into the medium? He was already dead when Jade was little (due to forces I won't spoil for other who probz aren't there yet) so how did he get into the medium before the point in time before he died?

FAQ

When does Dave use a computer while talking to Dirk?

Here

What was the importance of Dirk cutting his head off and sending it to Jake?

So Jake could kiss his head and wake up Dirk’s dream self. 

Have there ever been any canon Kankri/Terezi interactions >:?

As seen in [S] Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 art by xamag-homestuck

Why did Dirk need Jake to wake up his dream self if he could already control it and his regular body at the same time? was he just not in control of it at the time?

His dream self was knocked unconscious by falling debris here

When, how and why did the trolls FIRST contact the Beta Kids?

After they fled to the metoer, using Trollian, and because Dave wired Terezi 413 boonbonds

Is the treasure that Vriska and her pirate posse found the one that Lord English used in the claymation ark? And is it also in the chest that Vriska/Meenah have currently?

Yes and yes

Was Jake's dreamself always asleep before he was forced fed peanuts in his sleep?Like, was he ever awake any other times before his death?

He was never awake

where have aradia and feferi had canon interactions? i can't remember many, if any.

They haven’t had any real interactions. They post post in this memo and they both “speak” in this Dialoglog

ok, the most recent update has left me confused. where are roxy and callie? it looks like LOWAS on p=009625, but then it looks like jake's place on post-scratch earth on p=009631? what gives?

They’re at Jade’s house on LOFAF

I know the Jaspersprite that formed Jasprose was from the Game Over timeline, which has left me confused. Is there another Jaspersprite hanging about, and which other Sprites are 'in play' so to speak?

Yes, there is another Jaspersprite around.  There’s also Nannasprite, Tavrosprite, of course Jasprosesprite^2, and Arquiusprite, but I doubt we’ll see him again.

You guys (or person, slightly unsure) need an award. You have helped me figure out so much! Its awesome, keep it up!

how the fuck do you remember all this

Homestuck is for me, how you would say, a “special interest” 

Is the real treasure the friendships they made along the way?

Obviously

doc scratch never seemed evil to me as i read the comic, what forshadowing was there that he was?

Well for starters, he made Alternia the violent shithole it is, he convinced Vriska to kill Aradia, he’s the one that exploded the cueball destroying one of Vriska’s arms and eyes, and he’s the one that told Rose to use the cueball which would lead to her going Grimdark

is cassey and her, (undead?) army still wandering around in the current timeline? (me and a friend are arguing about it).

Yeah, it was hinted at by Rose recently

What is the spiked egg thing Roxy has?

That is the Matriorb, it is the egg of a Mother Grub which is needed in order for trolls to reproduce.

Alright so back towards the beginning after Terezi convinced John to see his denizen, what happened to Rose in that offshoot timeline? I know Dave went back and became a sprite and Rose's dream self merged with Alpha Rose's dream self, but do we know what happened to Rose other than that?

That Rose ceased to exist

Hi, thank you so much for all your great work! I've never really understood who/what/where the exiles are, and what their purpose were, can someone please explain? Thanks!!

Exiles are Carapacians who have been exiled from their home planets of Derse and Prospit and through time shenanigans end up on the players’ homeworld in the future. They are there to assist the players and to reintroduce civilization to the deserted planet.

when did rosemary become cannon

Here

if caliborn's several remarks on jane's weight are considered canon, shouldn't it also be canon that jake english is a tiny cry baby who pees his pants?

Isn’t he though?

I've got that Doc Scratch kill Aradia through Vriska, but why he did it?

Because it was what needed to be done in order for the events that would lead to Lord English’s entrance to that universe to happen.