July 2015

My guess about the alpha trolls and dream bubbles is that it's as with everything else in the game, once the dream bubbles were created, they always existed (sorry for weird wording, not my main language)

You worded that perfectly fine, not weird at all, good job.  But yeah, you’re right.

In response to /post/124538116014/in-a6a6i5-around-there-john-jumps-through-time, The only person who was prevented from being killed was Vriska due to Terezi having captured Gamzee, which lead to her not going and killing Vriska, which is why she is still alive in the retcon. I saw a lot of confusion about this when those upd8s were released.

So, are we gonna ship Davepeta/Jasprose now? ;3

Probably not, but I feel like it’d be black if anything.

If dave and nepeta were both prototyped wearing pants, why does davepetasprite^2 have a dress?

Nepeta was prototyped as a head not wearing any clothes, why did Nepetasprite have a jacket?

Is Davepetasprite^2 the first sprite to have feet?

No, Jasprose has feets as well

Why did Ghb kill dualscar?

Dualscar told a bad joke

When did post-retcon Davesprite die on screen?

He didn’t die on screen, Jade told us he died when she was telling stories to Calliope

There aren't anymore empty kernelsprites for some horrific ^4 sprite is there?

No, we’re all good

Who all has been locked up in Derse jail?

Dad Egbert, Dad Crocker, Caliborn, Roxy, and Jake.  I think that’s it but I might be missing one.

Wait how can jasprosesprise^2 access other roses memories?

A perk of being a Seer and a Sprite^2

How were gamzee and vriska able to prototype the alpha's sprites for them? Weren't they on the meteor??

Time travel

how come the pre retcon sprites were able to follow john and roxy? does this mean pre retcon arquius, erisol, and pre retcon jasprose could come on over at any time they like?

They were on John’s planet when he telported it into the new session. It is likely that pre-retcon Arquius and Erisol are also around. There is no pre-retcon jasprose

Do you only answer asks on this blog?

Unfortunately that is the majority of its content

Sorry if this has been asked, but why is your icon Jade?

Because Jade used to be very forgetful! 

regarding the question about derse jail, when was caliborne locked up on derse?

is it true that Damara said trolls have nipples? My sister told me so and idk what to believe

Whom do you turn to when you have questions about Homestuck?

If I have questions about homestuck i turn to the wiki and if I can’t find my answer there I turn to the comic itself

Is Davepeta still doomed?

No

Why would Caliborn be sent to derse prision

Why wouldn’t he.

How many mods are there?

Two

do you like it when you get asks about a topic that isnt usually asked about?

It’s better than answering the same three questions over and over.

are there two mods because one player sessions are not meant to happen??

Yes

why did hussie make the orange angst bird fuse with my precious cat this is an outrage

Davepeta is awesome dude, go read the fucking upd8

did jasper actually have a crush on nep?

Yes

don't forget to tag upd8 asks

I will try my best

Is Nepeta relevant again now? I saw you joke about this before on here, so...

No, Nepeta is never relevant. Davepeta is relevant though and while part Nepeta they are not Nepeta.

my reading comprehension skills are sub-par, could you explain what doomed!callie (or the red text one? i think shes the doomed one?) was talking abt w/ jade? none of it made a lick of sense!!

Basically, in the furthest ring the aspects are exactly the same. In order for one to function the other must as well. In the Furthest Ring when you move through Space you are also moving through Time and if you stop moving through Space then you stop moving through Time as well. The cracks LE is making is causing the aspects in the Furthest Ring to work as they do in the average universe where you can move through time without moving through Space.

At least that’s how I read it, my apologizes if it’s still too complicated.

Sorry but what's Hussnasty mode?

Hussnasty is the art style where the character is drawn realistically and with more details

Is Nannaspritex2 ever actually explained? Are there actually two Nannasprites or were there just two for the sake of a joke and it's irrelevant?

Pre-retcon Nannasprite came over to this timeline on Lowas and post-retcon Nannasprite is here too.

If Karkat and his friends have successfully won their session, why were they help/messing with the kids in the first place? Also, how old exactly are the trolls from Aranea's crew compared to Jane and her friends?

They saw that Bec Noir came from the kids’ session and began trolling them because they thought the kids’ sent him on purpose. Aranea and her group are nine sweeps old which is roughly nineteen and a half years old. Jane and the other kids are all sixteen.

Is it just me or does the Mayor look taller than Calliope in the upd8?

His sprite is taller than hers.

Wait is Caliborn still in Derse Prison right now? And if not when did he escape?

His dream self got locked up in Derse jail but he escaped once he went godtier. 

Sorry for not being clear in that other question, my sincere apologies. What I meant was: how cosmologically/existentially old are Aranea and the Pre-scratch trolls?

They’ve been in the dream bubbles for billions of sweeps.

What happened to the wigglers that Karkat produced in the Ectobiology lab?

They were sent back in time to become his team and the ancestors. 

So. I get that Equius, AR, and Caliborn are all components of LE. But what I don't understand is how Gamzee is apparently a component? I probably missed something but if you could clear it up for me that'd be awesome :)

Gamzee also got sucked into Lil Cal, as seen here

Was Claiborne's Kernle ever prototyped? (is lord Neplish (or Lord Davetalish) still possible)

No, Caliborn’s kernel collapsed in on itself and created a blackhole.

Any ideas as to why Nepeta's aspect's symbol wasn't incorporated into Davpetasprite^2's symbol?

Because a squared sprite is linked to every doomed iteraction of its components and while there have been at least one doomed Dave to god tier, it appears that no Nepeta has ever ascended. I just went and scanned through Ministrife and the army page to make sure and we have not seen one god tier Nepeta in canon.

Why did Rose call Jane hot?

Because Jane is hot

Since Davesprite(now Davepetaspritex2) survived the explosion does this mean the original John is alive as well?

Davesprite did not survive the explosion. This is the Davesprite from Pre-retcon that came to the post-retcon universe on John’s planet like the other Nannasprite and Jaspersprite

Is Jasprosesprite^2 made of pre-retcon Jaspersprite and Rose? If so where is post-retcon Jaspersprite?

Post-retcon Jaspersprite is around somewhere

Was it ever explained in-comic or by Hussie why can't the trolls bear children on their own, instead depending on the contract with the giant termite skull monster? Also, is that "tentabulge" stuff canon? Most of the nsfw material involving trolls has these, and I vaguely remember Kanaya or Porrim mentioning that there's no biological difference between sexes, but I think I might be a lil' bit confused here.

They can’t reproduce on their own because they’re an insect based race. And the tentabulge is only fanon.

Do you think there's a reason why Davepetasprite looks strikingly similar to Lord English?

They funna fight

So did they ever explain why Gamzee had chucklevoodoo powers?

He’s a Purple Blood

Who are the 'bros' Davepeta is going to go see? Or if the entire fandom doesn't know... would they be trolls or humans or whatever?

Definitely Dave, and maybe Arquius, I dunno, guess we’ll find out

Whereabouts is the Condesce atm in the comic? Is she on Derse or elsewhere? I kind of lost track of her in all the chaos. Thank you for answering this in advance

She’s on Derse

So am i missing the bill on this one, or did Jasprose and Davepeta just become 2 canonically trans characters trying to figure out what that means to them?

Pawsibly, Davepeta is at least Non-binary, Jasprose still seems comfortable with with being a girl since “ Cats don’t have particularly deep feelings about gender, or form strong identities around the idea”

Wasnt there a godtier nepete next to god tier karkat once

No, that was just a dream Nep

in that screencap you just showed us why were nepetas and karkkats eyes yellow?? i thought karkat didnt canonically go godteir

They must not have realized they were dead yet. Remember, the eyes only turn white once they remember they died.

Who made Nepeta Leijon's hat

Nepeta

Actually that screenshot must be from the original Roxy: Sleepwalk... there were a few errors in it (it also originally showed Dirk's eyes as red, if I'm correct!). Showing them with irises / non-ghost eyes was just an error.

You’re right! I completely forgot about the original errors. That’s what I get for getting my screenshots of youtube I suppose.