July 2015

Why didn't Erisolsprite spritesplode? Do they like each other enough that they don't?

“ERISOLSPRITE: ii 2hould havve exploded my2elf the moment he 2pawwned me.
ERISOLSPRITE: evvery day iim wwonderiin wwhy ii havvent blowwn my2elf up yet.
ERISOLSPRITE: one tiime ii thiink ii almo2t diid?
ERISOLSPRITE: then ii ju2t thought…
ERISOLSPRITE: MEH.
ERISOLSPRITE: ii thiink the truth ii2 deep dowwn ii mu2t lovve 2ufferiin. “

Isn't Rose a bisexual? She used to hit on John and Dave(before she found out he was her brother), right?

Bi, Pan, Poly, she could be any non-monosexual sexuality. Or she could be Homosexual but previously under the sociological ideology that everyone is straight and as most thirteen years do just assumed she was straight.  Basically, she would be anything but heterosexual.

i thought tavrossprite didnt prototype with the button because it came from jasprosesprite, who is a fully prototyped sprite

It was a real button from a real pillow, not a sprite conjured one

As god teirs players cant die unless it is a heroic death, therefore they can't die of old age, correct? So would that mean that they wouldn't age? Do the beta kids still appear 13 while the alphas look 16?

I feel like they should be able to stop aging at their own discretion, choosing to continue aging if they so wished to, but that’s just my opinion.

Do you think that a sprite that has been prototyped twice already can protytipe itself a third time if it wishes to?

Imma say no unless it’s prototyped with a different one tier sprite like in Jasprose’s case

If Gamzee wasn't actually God Tier, why didn't him die when Caliborn shot him?

Plot Armor. If he was God Tier he would have died and come back to life. He was alive for the whole thing. If he was God Tier he would have gotten a Heroic/Just watermark in GAME OVER, but nope, he just died

If two one tier sprites prototype together then would they still have one prototyping left?

Maybe? That’s a good question.

What happened to the zilly-weapons?

They’re around somewhere. We’ll get back to them eventually.

Is it canon that sea dwellers have gills on their necks or is it just a popular head canon?

Head canon

What is Neophyte Redglare's real name?

Latula

Where did hussie state that the in-comic fanart wasn't canon?

The flashes these are from happened just a few hours apart. Now tell me, are both of these canon?

Is redglare's name being Latula ever stated in canon?

No, but the Handmaid’s was confirmed to be Damara and Nanna’s was confirmed to be Jane so I can only assume.

Sorry to bother, but I asked about the frigde's current whereabouts and you answered a bunch of asks after that, so... yeah.

Things get a bit buried on occasion, no hard feelings

But as for your question, I don’t know where it is but since Jasprose got Nepeta’s head I can only assume they have it or put it somewhere.

Overall, with all this these crazy end game indivuals running around, who do you think is the most powerful individual in existence right now? (I will not be disappointed if this one get's skipped over, I'm am just curious about your opinion)

I still think it’s LE. The dude can kill ghosts, no one else can do that.

Yeah LE is pretty certainly the strongest, excessive cheater powers. what about besides him?

It’s probably WV, just you wait, he’s gonna take off those rags and he’s gonna be so swoll. I can picture it now…

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so if jaspersprite and nannasprite came over from the game over timeline, couldn't davesprite have come along too?

Possibly

Seeing as the kids were made ectobiologically would it make since for them to not have bellybuttons?

Since they never knew they were artificially made I think they were cloned with bellybuttons, not having one would have been a dead giveaway

Does jade have a talk sprite yet??

Nope

real name? in that timeline, Neophyte Redglare was her real name, where as the time line in which they played sburb/sgurb, her name was Latula Pyrope. With the Hand Maiden, her first name was Darmara, the Hand Maiden was a nick name.

For starters, Neophyte means a novice in a religious order for her it was the cult of the Sufferer and Redglare is in reference to her lusus, Pyralspite. I hate to break it to you anon but Neophyte Redglare was a title. All the ancestor’s names as we know them are just titles.

actually WV might be the strongest character in homestuck if you are going by skill and if everyone was depowered, he was an accomplished war veteran and Rebel leader who nearly took down the black king with his army of relatively weak pawns, no super powers, no op weapons, also he has survived alot, little guys fucking tough as nails

All he wants is democracy (TT_TT)

I'm on mobile so I can't see the flash part of the update can u tell me what happened

A phones is ringing

Did Gamzee survive all that gunfire because he was a highblood? Based on various beatdowns and what Vriska has said they seem to be really resilient. Terezi getting the shit beaten out of her, flung around by psychic powers, and getting impaled AND WALKING IT OFF. Vriska taking an explosion to the face at point blank and living. It would make sense if Gamzee were able to survive all that. Do you believe this to be the case???

That’s definitely one reason.

is it headcanon or canon that the ancestors names are the dancestors names

Canon, here Spades Slick referes to the Handmaid’s room as Damara’s

So wait Is erisolsprite still alive in the post-retcon universe?

If he hitched a ride on Lowas, yes.

Why is Gamzee in the fridge?

Because he’s a safety hazard

What happens if you prototype two previously unprototyped kernelsprites?

Black Hole

Im sorry If I keep asking about facts that you've already done, but have you covered that Rose lives on the east coast, and John presumably lives in a time zone that sunsets after EST?

He lives in Washington state, Rose lives in New York state and Dave lives in Texas. Jade lives in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

If John brought over GameOver!Nannasprite and GameOver!Jaspersprite, and we already saw that Retcon!Nannasprite is alive, do you think Retcon!Jaspersprite is alive and may fuse with Nepetasprite to create Jaspetasprite^2?

I doubt that they’ll fuse. But having two iterations of the same character means that one of them isn’t going to exist for very long. One Jaspersprite became Jasprose so now we’re back down to one. If GameOver!Arquiusprite came over we know that one of them gets shoved into Lord English so that’d put as back to one.  As for the Nannasprites, one of them is either gonna “die” or become apart of someone else.  I guess we’ll find out.

Have we ever seen other characters blush except for Roxy and Jane in Dirk's drawings and Vriska?

We’ve seen Jane blush for real

I know that one version of davesprite exploded on the planet with john, but what happened to the other davesprite? is he still alive? I can't remember.

He probably came over on Lowas with the other sprites. We know two sprites came over and that they were all in the same spot before hand so it’s likely that they all are in the post-retcon timeline now.

Also, Nannasprite at least implies that her name used to be Jane.

Do we KNOW where Vriska put the other trolls corpse in the retcon timeline? Where they really in the fridge she stuck gamzee in....?

Yes, because when Terezi suggests putting Nepeta or Feferi in a sprite Vriska says she’s free to get them but that she’d have to deal with Gamzee

alright, im sorry, but i have two questions. 1) everyone keeps on talking about tavrossprite eating a button. where does it say that?????????? 2) did we ever find out why Jane has a picture of micheal cera in her house?

1: Here

2: She likes his character in Arrested Development. But also probably so Hussie could make this reference

what do the markings on the mayor's wrist mean? And also, doesn't Jack have one of those too? I was always kinda confused about them.

Yes, all carapaces except the king and queen have them. It means that they were made through cloning.

Was Karkat the first beta troll who entered the game?

Yes

Have we confirmed whether or not pre-retcon Davesprite came to the new timeline like Nannasprite or not?

Not confirmed

Can Kanaya still go godtier?

99% chance of no

I'm not sure if I asked this already but I can't remember: has Jade ever had a canon conversation with Terezi?

They have not

Is there a post-scratch troll that has never had a conversation with a human?

Nope, they’ve all talked to humans at one point or another

Can you list all the kids and trolls who've gone godtier, please? Thanks <3

John, Rose, Dave, Jade, Jane, Roxy, Dirk, Jake, Vriska, Aradia, Meenah, and Aranea. This is from the alpha timeline and not counting doomed ones.

who are the top three most powerful kids?

This is subjective but I’d say Jade obviously, John and Jake

Now that the fridge has been opened to take nepeta's head out, doesn't it means that gamzee kind of free from the fridge?or is he still in chains ?

I doubt Jasprose would let Gamzee out. He’s probably tied up in the fridge as well and didn’t get a chance to escape for the brief moment Jasprose opened the fridge.

Isn't the most powerful troll on Alternia The Handmaid?

Considering all the trolls on Alternia are children, yes.

What weapon did the version of diamonds droog who killed Dave use?

It wasn’t shown what weapon he used

Do we ever see Dave and/or Dirk's eyes?

Yes, Dave’s are red and Dirk’s are orange

Hi, I sometimes see in fanon Gamzee referring to female trolls as 'chica' or giving them a Spanish-sounding pet name... does he ever say anything like that in the comic itself?

Would you agree gamzee does not have control over himself at least in the game over session when he attacks tz

No, he had control over himself then. When he attacked Jane he was under Aranea’s influence, but he definitely didn’t for Terezi

Do you remember when Feferi roasted Vriska? Because I do.

FEFERI: Sig)(. T)(ey’re just kind of dull.
FEFERI: Life is dull and uninteresting.
FEFERI: I don’t know, maybe I’m just a little depressed.
FEFERI: You probably wouldn’t understand.
VRISKA: Sure I would! We all have our off days. Hey, if you need someone to talk to, I’m…
FEFERI: Pffffffffffffffffff )(-E)(-E)(-E)(-E!
FEFERI: PSYYYYYYC)(-E )(-E-E )(-E-E )(-E-E )(-E-E )(OO )(OO )(OO! 38D
FEFERI: )(oly crap did I get you good! )(ey, Sollux! Did you catc)( any of t)(at?
FEFERI: A live one jumped rig)(t into my boat! A real suckerfis)(! Woo)(oo)(oo. )(ow do you like t)(at, spider)(ag! Sea dwellers represent!!!
VRISKA: That was…
VRISKA: Surprisingly nasty of you.
VRISKA: I’m impressed!

is there any way terezi and/or karkat could become god tier in the alpha timeline? or is there not enough time left ?

There’s no way for them to God Tier. And even if Roxy could create sacrificial slabs for them, that’s just be sloppy story telling

was sollux's tongue proven to be split or is that a fandom thing????

Fanon