July 2015

Was Doc Scratch the first guardian of alternia? If not; what was?

yes

Have roxy and eridan (or erisol) ever spoken in cannon?

Erisol and Roxy both speak in two tricksterlogs but never to each other

So, have we exactly pinned down LE's goal? Are there any pages alluding to his ultimate plan?

how the heck do you know all this?

I know where to find the information.

Is Feferi's lusus the same lusus that HIC had?

Yes

When did Karkat decide to make Sollux his client player instead of Kanaya? That is how the two teams became one, so do we ever see why?

The teams began to notice the underlings gaining attributes from things prototyped by the other team which is when they realized they had to play as one team and make a loop in their client-server chain.

Did we ever see Equius bring Kanaya into the game?

Nope, we never saw a lot of them being brought into the game which is why a lot of people don’t know who most of the trolls’ clients and servers were.

What are all of the part-cat sprites that have existed in canon?

Pouncesprite, Jaspersprite, Jasprosesprite^2, Fefetasprite, Nepetasprite, Gcatavrosprite

Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people's asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it's nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. Help spread anon love, not hate.

Did I get this because 8 is a homestuck number?

Is Duck Tier canon or fanon?

I have not idea what that is so fanon

are you that 200 something leveled andrew hussie in the quizup

I have never heard of quizup until now, so no

We do the client/server players for the trolls because of the Möbius double reach around page

We’ve been shown who everone’s client/servers are, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying that most people don’t know who was who’s client in the trolls session.

What is Jake's ringtone in the recent update?

Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!

Hello! I asked this before, but I don't know if it was swallowed up by Tumblr.... could I please get a link to the part of the comic where Vriska is bleeding out and starts mind controlling Tavros to write in her blood? Thank you!!

Here. 

If bec was not dead, than how did it prototype jade's kernel sprite?

Kernel sprites can be prototyped with living things.

I'm new here so I don't know if this has been asked in the past, but how was Aranea able to move planets?! Even if she was controlling ghosts with her mind powers, using mind control on an army of ghosts all the way in the furthest ring to have them throw planets all the way back where she is seems like a bit of a stretch (a rare thing in this comic, I'm sure :p ). Could't ghosts just influence the game from the furthest ring on their own then?

Aranea’s been honing her abilities for billions of sweeps and was mind controlling three Damaras, I don’t really think it was a stretch. As for whether the ghosts could influence the game I think it would depend on if they cared which it looks like only Meenah and Aranea did.

When Vriska is dying and Tavros is looking at his hands, what's the brown thing? Tears or blood?

Tears. 

Edit: Actually upon further examination of those pages, it’s most likely blood. 

so karkat's the only troll with a canon bday? when is it? more specifically I want to know if he's a cancer. ahaha.

His Wriggling Day is June 12

isn't there some special word trolls use for stomach?

I searched the troll terminology list and found no equivalent term for stomach. 

Basically here's the question i was trying to get at: Can Tavros control Bec Noir?

I would think that he would be able to but a lot of the fandom theorizes that the queen’s rings they wear prevent any sort of mind control. 

Can I ask why the condence wanted the alpha kids dead?

When she destroyed their moons she helped them go godtier.

long forgotten hs fact: homestuck sucks. there's time traveling bullshit, hussie inserts himself, and omg wtf am i even reading.

What idiom was being trollified here? "MEENAH: i never had the thump tortoise to tell her though"

Heart?

I think take last anon was actually asking why HIC wanted to kill the Alpha kids. Just so that anon knows: HIC thinks humans are disgusting. She eliminated their entire race during Dirk and Roxy's time, beside those two. She wanted to kill them to finish the job and also to get them out of her way during their game session.

The Condesce needs the kids to finish their session because her goal is to escape to the new universe and hatch the matriorb and rule over the new population of trolls. She sent droids after Dirk and Roxy when they were on Earth to force them to enter the Medium and play the game. 

Toss a random John Egbert fact?

John watches Star Trek. 

if in the time of the ancestors, if Gl'bgolyb wiped everybody out except the Condesce and the other heiress (page 5964), how did the troll population come back?

The Vast Glub mentioned on the page you provided is the same one that killed Sollux

are you doc scratch?

No, I’m Caliborn, we’ve been over this.  Mod A on the other hand… I’m not saying the A stands for Arquiusprite, leading personality of Doc Scratch, but I’m also not saying it doesn’t stand for that….

What idiom was being trollified here? "MEENAH: i never had the thump tortoise to tell her though"

forgottenhsfacts:

Heart?

To be more specific, troll terminology for heart is Pump Biscuit. Pump Tortoise is Meenah putting shitty fish puns over troll terminology.

so how did eridan and sollux get prodotyped together?

Gamzee

Hey can you please point out where it says that you NEED a dreamself to god tier, because in all the times i have read homestuck i have NEVER read a thing that said you HAVE TO HAVE A DREAMSELF to god tier and ive sent an ask about this before and you ignored it, or it didnt go through, but ultimately you dont need an alive dreamself to god tier on your planet, it doesnt say that anywhere, ever. just because all the people that god tiered had alive dreamselves doesnt make it canon, give evidence

UU: since none of yoU have any dream selves left, it won’t do any good to sacrifice yoUrselves on the qUest beds foUnd on yoUr respective planets.

Is Vriska's pirate coat (that was taken by Kurloz) now Lord English's?

It may have been used to make the Cairo Overcoat, they do have some similarities

Will Fedora Freak come back?

Probably not

I'm fairly certain the "need dreamselves for god tier" is just for quest beds, yes? Because if I recall correct, Jake ascended on his slab as his real self, as his dreamself was killed before their session.

Yes, this is covered in the Faq

Hey you're cute, are you single or nah?

This question is better directed to my personal blog

On page 004502, Aradiabots' memo documents the end of the troll session, but she blames Bec Noir's arrival (albeit indirectly) on the scratch. How did bec's prototyping, Jack's assault on WV, or him jumping into the transportalizer have ANYTHING to do with the scratch?

Bec Noir killed the Black King and used his Scepter to start the Reckoning far earlier than it was supposed to which gave the kids not enough time to beat the game.

as for the going godtier without dreamselves, they still ended up going godtier tho? is there a diffence if it's the quest bed or the sacrificial slab that's /not/ on their planet?

The Sacrificial Slab is not on their planet.

would you consider Gent to be a real class, and Piss to be a real aspect? i mean obviously it was for shits n giggles but it's technically canon? or does it not count because FedoraFreak wasn't a true player? like how hussie is a Waste of Space?

Waste of Space is a fan made thing. As for Gent of Piss, that was really just a joke.  Neither Waste of Space or Gent of Piss are actually in the comic.

Mind giving us a little recap of who has which role in Vriska's plan, please? I think it'd be pretty helpful while reading the current updates :o

Vriska has the role of the Hero that will unleash the weapon upon Lord English, everyone else has the role of distraction/cannon fodder.

hit me w/ a vriska fact. the most obscure, far-forgotten vriska fact u got.

She was in one of WV’s dreams

Is Page a gender-neutral class?

Possibly. It could be a class the tends to be given Male’s but anyone can have it. Similar to how Rogue/Theif tend to be given to Women.

Is it 100% canon that Aradiabot exploded because her dreamself was going god tier or is that just a speculation? Is it stated anywhere?

It wasn’t stated that that was the reason, but they happened at pretty much exactly the same time.

Where in canon does it say Latula can't smell? Or is this just a fan-theory?

It was stated in the one flash she was in

Is the title of Knight a gender-neutral class?

Yes

i heard something about vriska sexually assaulting tavros but when did that happen?

Here

So Dream Dirk. Shouldn't he still exist in this timeline or no? He stopped existing when Jake was killed so he should still be around-ish right now right? Or am I off?

Brain Ghost Dirk only appears when Jake hopes enough for him to be real

What page does Dave get the royal Deringer sword and cut the chain to Derse's moon?

5801

What ever happened to Serenity?

The last time we saw the real Serenity she was chilling with Roxy right after she entered

Can physical objects manifested in dream bubbles, such as the Derringer from Dave's Dream on 5800, be taken out of a dream bubble and be 'real'?

No, except for the Ring of Life

where was it stated in canon that eridan had a flushed crush on jade?

Yo

I thought aradiabot explpded because she wasnt the alpha timeline aradiabot so she was doomed to die?

No, she was the alpha timeline one. All the doomed timeline ones stayed to hold off Bec Noir