March 2016

what happened to John's other stuffed rabbits (the ones besides Liv Tyler)?

All the stuffed Rabbits pre-scratch are Liv Tyler.

Post-Scratch tho, Jane has them 

How was Sollux able to put all the bees to sleep?

They are mind bees and he trained them well

Could you maybe tell me the age of Karkat currently?? Some people still think hes 13-15 but didnt he turn 18

He’s 16, just like the rest of the kids/trolls

actually, I believe PM hasn't died?

Yeah, there’s actually a few characters

why is vriska the best character?

She’s Hussie’s favorite

Sollux never really seemed to like bees though, he just raised them because he needed the honey for his lusus, if I'm correct?

They also maintained his “computer” network. But it was never mentioned whether he actually liked them or not.

Is the rest of the update going to be drawn like that or just 125 pages?

The 125 pages were drawn by 3 different What Pumpkin artist, so there will most likely be more style changes throughout the 125 pages, but the next about 40 pages should be all Hussie. Or at least that’s the impression I get from the newsupdate

Can you explain lil seb

Lil Seb is a robot built around the Post-scratch version of the Con Air bunny. Dirk gave it to Jane as a birthday present when she turned 13.

What was dirk doing before the update again?

What do you think of the new update?

It’s been so long since Hussie’s been the narrator that it feels really weird to read, but maybe that’s just meand I feel it doesn’t really flow well from [S] Remember

But it was a good way to end a hiatus, it’s been about three years our time since Spade Slick so the old homestuck feel of explaining everything was a good refresher and was fitting.

But Slick’s robo-eye suddenly being real, while a very Homestuck thing to do felt like kinda a cop out, not a huge fan of that. But it was only the opener, the upd8′s to follow will be the real stars

Which Jake is in the new update? I can't remember him at all??

Post-retcon Jake, he has the same Jake story except he didn’t die in GAME OVER, and Vriska made fun of him a lot, and he has Tavrosprite as a buddy.

What's up with snowman right now?

Like Black Queen snowman? She’s dead.

Ms. Paint took snowman’s spot in the Felt

How does Jake turn from the badass double pistols and a wink guy, to the human equivalent of Tavros?

Okay one, I’m sorry, but Jake has never been badass

He became the “human equivalent of Tavros” only in the last few weeks (in-story time) as his relationship with Dirk began to decline and kept venting to Jane oblivious of how it made her feel. The kicker being (and this all happened in the last 24 hours mind you) when Jane blew up on him, when Dirk broke up with him, and when Heiress Jane told him that he was good for nothing but looking hot and making babies.  Dude’s self-esteem and self-confidence are at an all time low, just like Tavros’s was back in Hivebent. That’s why they get along so well.

Um what are the current ship standings? according to canon of course

Rose ♥ Kanaya

Mituna ♥ Latula

Mituna ♢ Kurloz

Terezi ♢ Vriska

Dave ♥ Karkat (implied)

John ♥ Roxy (implied)

John ♠  Terezi (implied)


I might be missing one or two

How did Jake show up with two zillyhoo guns here in the new update? Did I miss something?

They made them back in the Trickster Saga

Oh sorry. In my last ask I meant Spades Slick (I keep calling him Jack Noir because I get his alternate versions confused)

“I know you’ve always had your shitty cybernetic eye on her. Yes, the same eye that’s probably just a useless piece of red glass overlapping an otherwise perfectly healthy eye. Yeah, that one.”

Will the alpha kids get along like they used to at the end of homestuck?

When was Mituna <> Kurloz mentioned?

Already answered this. 

Wait, didn't Terezi<>Vriska break up? Or is it still unknown?

I thought they did?, but the wiki said they’re still together and I went back and read the pesterlogs and there isn’t anything about them breaking up. So unless Hussie retcon some shit, I have no idea why I thought that

Is davekat canon? :/

It has been very heavily hinted at but not outright stated.

Does Karezi have a chance?

Not really :/ ごめん

Did we ever see Jake get that Mad Hatter hat? Or is that a thing we're just assuming he got/made in the time that we haven't seen him?

Jasprose made it for him when they all were having their tea party

How about karezi being besties? Would that be a possibility of happening?

It’s within the realm of possibilities

do you think that theres ever gonna be a new album?

I’m sure we’ll get one when Hiveswap comes out. I dunno if you wanna count video game soundtracks as albums

Hey sorry if you've already answered it, but where is casey's skeleton army right now?

Shit, it’s on LoMaX. Casey’s on the way. Round 1: Skeleton Army vs The Felt

wait wait john<3roxy?

The beforus album will be released shortly

That’s fan made

I know everyone was like "AYYYYYYYYY DAVEKAT" but, any evidence? I know Dave was talking to John about sexuality but a bunch of other people took that as Dave trying to tell John he liked him?

Check check, check it out

Would you be able to help me find where Karkat calls Nepeta autistic as an insult and where he says drunk Rose is better and sober Rose, please? I'm trying to find them but I'm having some difficulty.

Karkat calls Nepeta autistic here

I can’t find anything where Karkat says he prefers drunk Rose, Jane said that to Roxy once tho

Karkat's line about Rose's drinking is from page 007835 - Karkat says that Rose's drinking makes her "funnier and more charming than usual" and doesn't understand why it's an actual problem

Well there we go, thanks Trace

my apologies if you have already answered this, but can you please explain what [S] Jade: Enter, was about? (i just finished watching it, and didn't really understand) thank you! :^)

Is their ever a mention of Billy Mays in Homestuck

nope

Where did DamKri come from?

That came from Damara being crass and sexual and Kankri being #TriggerWarning and uptight and shit.

why did brobot kill himself after beating up jake? i never understood that. he took his heart out and crushed it on a rock

Because Jake wanted the uranium and Brobot was supposed to make it difficult to get it.

IM SO CONFUSED? Why is earth completely being destroyed not register as like a shock to them?? Why were the beta kids like totally desensitized to their entire population being dead? I'm so confused...

It’s a comic

IM SO CONFUSED? Why is earth completely being destroyed not register as like a shock to them?? Why were the beta kids like totally desensitized to their entire population being dead? I'm so confused...

forgottenhsfacts:

It’s a comic

Also, they thought they were playing the game to save the Earth and by the time they all learned it was already destroyed they had more pressing matters to deal with, such as not getting killed by monsters.

I'm kinda confused. What exactly caused Snowman's death?

Spades Slick shot her in the heart with a gun

So, I've lost track of all the possessions/influences Lil Cal has gone through, could you make a list of who's had him/used him/possessed him? I know that's a tall order, but thank you if you do do it.

Here’s a timeline

was the reason on why Damara and Meenah fought ever confirmed?

Meenah started picking on Damara to try to rile up the team. Meenah kept doing it so much and for so long that Damara got all fed up and was like “fuck this bitch” and beat the ever living shit out of her.

why hasnt hussie done anything with feferi or eridan. they are interesting characters. i cry

Everyone has a time and place, and theirs is being dead

What was the reason Dave started crying over his selfies?

Nostalgia

Also him realizing how fucked up everything is and if it wasn’t for sburb he could have lived a normal life.

why did the cherubs and play the game if they weren't meant to?

He wasn't just crying because he was laughing so hard? I must have misinterpreted it

That too, he was also laughing about how stupid he used to be. All these things.

Where did March eridan come from?

meh

How exactly did Aradia come back from the dead after Vriska made Sollux kill her? (Has this been answered already? I can't find it.)

Well she lived (hehe)  as a ghost for awhile until her dreamself died on her Sacrificial Slab then she ascended

Do you get annoyed at all the people asking about fandom made ideas like grub scars and troll genitalia? they seem to ask it a lot and never take the time to just look for the answer.

Nah, I don’t mind. Not everyone’s been in the fandom since before grub scars and tentacle dicks became fanon. 

What even are grub scars?

When trolls are grubs they have 6 limbs. After they pupate they only have 4. Grub scars is the notion that trolls have scars on their torso where the middle set of limbs used to be. 

Is aradia the only troll to not say fuck?

I'm looking for the link to that "exact midpoint" post and can't find it?

‘s right here dog

didnt meenah say that lord english was kinda hot at one point in one of the flash games

MEENAH: i dunno if you seen this skull dude but he is RIPP-ED
#kinda hot actually