so you'll ignore all the questions? quite a "discussion" we're having, you piece of shit
Okay, I got probably over a hundred asks last night, sorry I didn’t answer them all
how is gamzee literally le? i thought caliborn was le.... sorry that darn gigapause has threw me through a loop
Lord English is a combination of Caliborn, Gamzee, and Arquiusprite as seen in Caliborn’s masterpiece
Isn't Robo Jack actually Spades Slick?
Yes
Yes, but the Gamzee that makes up LE is also evil after being corrupted by LE... it's a big dumb time loop which makes no sense because Homestuck is fucking bullshit
And the Gamzee before he got corrupted was on drugs so I guess we’ll never figure out what Gamzee’s true personality really is.
You ok? :\ you seem upset today
Yeah, I’m okay. I was up way past my bedtime last night fighting the good fight and then I wake up to more of the Discourse™
in the inbox, so I’m just kinda tired and peeved.
Dude, you don't deserve to be in the midst of the Discourse. :( I hope that today is better for you!
I kinda do though since I started it on purpose. I just didn’t think there were still that many Gamzee apologists left.
What do you think is going to happen with Gamzee if they can't kill him? Are they going to bring him into their new planet after the engame? Asking in reference to that one ask where you said they can't kill him without dooming their timeline. (Also, I would like to apologize on behalf of everyone for the Douchebag Dicourse™.)
Vriska said she’ll throw him in the ocean on earth. Where he’ll stay until it is time for him to break free and raise the cherubs
So you've probably been asked this already, if so you can ignore this since I know you're stressed :( but what casino is Jack talking about getting revenge for?
The Felt robbed one of Slicks fav casinos as mentioned in the Original Intermission™
Why did Gamzee murder everyone in a doomed timeline that a certain Aradiabot is from? The one who had the codes from the doomed timeline. 8r8 h8ds, honk HONK, etc. There was no Lil Cal or "Miracles" video to instigate him so did he somehow lose his sopor slime?
We don’t know why, it wasn’t mentioned in either of the two times it was brought up
i guess i missed a lot of stuff, but which is the caliborn masterpiece that shows LE is a combination of caliborn, gamzee and ARquiussprite?
the one made of clay
If, in the impossible event that Rose's Mom was to have played Sburb in her lifetime, would she have been a Rogue of Void like Roxy?
Presumably
how the hell you guys remember all this stuff
I am an Autistic™ and Homestuck is one of my Special Interests®
gamzee looked into cfa
The Cat Fancier Association? Given his history with cats that seems unlikely.
*le gasp* you have autism too?!
Yes, I also as well have that thing I do
Where was the cherub's Earth before it went into their session? How did it get there? How did Gamzee get there?
It was in Universe C aka the one the kids’ll create. They brought it there and they left Gamzee in the ocean.
so how many screw ups can actually be traced back to Dirk exactly? stuff like literally creating lord English I mean
Well he also helped Caliborn make that robot leg.
He made Lil Seb who ended up helping Caliborn
He dropped Lil Cal in the ocean which Caliborn ended up finding and becoming enamored with.
And he made Lil Hal and let him be prototyped forming Arquius who also ended up becoming apart of LE so dirk actually fucked up a lot
To the askers: you don't have to be autistic to remember all this stuff. Seriously, you just have to actually pay attention. Like, people do it all the time on stuff they actually like.
Hey brosky, don’t know if it’s intentional but your tone came of a lil rude.
also A: No one said you have to autistic to remember this shit, it’s just a part of the reason i can. and B: Not everyone can “pay attention” that well or understand or remember plot mechanics. That’s the reason this blog exists.
Retarded faggot with autism? Lmao, unsubscribe.
That’s okay, i don’t want people like you following me :D lmao, blocked
So Eridan talks about killing angels in his pester logs to KK. So. Can we assume that if SOMEONE didn't eviscerate him, he could kill of say... a cherub? (This is just a silly ass question to lighten your mood)
Nah, he also said the angels were super difficult to kill requiring several minutes of constant shooting from his legendary weapon. And cherubs are debabably more powerful than angels
Is nepeta autistic?
Karkat calls her that once, but that was probably just him being a jerk. Feel free to headcannon it though, i know I do.
Special Snowflake Detected. :/
Yeah, a special snowflake that’s gonna be apart of the special snowball that gets thrown right in your fucking face.
When did Gamzee get dumped in the ocean?
He hasn’t yet, but he will
can void players NOT have a permanent strife, or is it just part of being the aspect void? or can they have one? since like void = nothingness?
Void players can have a permanent strife specibus. It’s a gag that both void players (Roxy and Equius) have Fistkind (void of weapons)
why are you so awesome?
Anon, that’s the best fucking question, anybody ever asked
(I'm unfollowing because I'm not caught up and am getting too many spoilers, so worry not about losing at least this follower, if that is a thing that's worried about even, some people worry or get upset)
It’s fine, I get it. But all-in-all we’ve only lost about 100 followers to the Discource. We lost way more last year when I roleplayed Caliborn for a day.
The reaction from these idiotic anons is exactly why I prefer to not tell people I'm autistic.
Same, but I don’t know why I’m just getting it now since I literally said I was autistic in my autism awareness day post on Saturday
okay don't get mad at me please but can you help me figure out where gamzee was trying to sell i think jane some potions or something?
Oh darling, I won’t get mad, i’m here to answer your questions.
Gamzee was selling Jane “potions” oustide her house on The Land of Crypts and Helium
Do you like dirkxjake?
I used to, but I lost interest after they broke up in comic.
Is Jade's only purpose in the end game to restart the universe? Was there any mention on her doing anything else?
Jade’s purpose was to create a universe, John’s the one that reset it.
Do you think theres a chance for dirkxjake to get back together?
Probably not, especially with so little time.
this is kind of a personal question, but do you have any other special interests???
Thanks for asking, but if I answer here I feel like I’d start a tangent of asks about myself.
I’d be happy to answer if you direct it to my personal blog though :3
how long was gamzee under aranea's influence? I'm rewatching all flashes as mental prep for the finale and I forgot is he was under her charm during [s]gameover
Not long, most likely just a few hours
Hey my dude, this is more of an opinion question but where do you think the Kurloz' and Damara's are since there isn't a single copy in the Ghost Army. And if there is anyone else missing from there.
Damara and Kurloz are servants of Lord English so that’s why they’re not in the ghost army. As for where they are they might just be in another dream bubble.
Related: if John retconned it so that Vriska never died, how does (Vriska) still exist? I thought the retcons were exempt from that kind of timeline shenanigans.
The retcon does not affect the dream bubbles.
Why did Terezi only have John retcon out Vriska's death? Why not save Tavros, Feferi, Nepeta, and Equius, too?
She had just been stabbed in the chest and felt kinda bad about killing vriska. She wasn’t having a good day.
who's a worse person, eridan or aranea
This question being asked in 2016 is just something ain’t it.
As of now who is currently in a relationship/quadrant with who?
Vriska and Terezi are pale
Kurloz and Mituna are pale
Latula and Mituna are flushed
Spades Slick and Ms Paint are flushed
Kanaya and Rose are flushed
How would you feel if arquiussprite told you to touch his muscles
He wouldn’t have to command me I’ve always been a fan of equius
who's answering questions rn ?
Mod A. Sorry I’m on mobile. Tagging stuff after I’ve answered a few questions.
what's the current status of rose and kanaya's relationship?
Oh yes. Rose and Kanaya are flushed sorry about that.
how did all the little actions that john changed in terezi's past change everything else? what was so special about that dragon plush?????
She was just messing with him with the dragon plush, it didn’t actually change anything.
Which troll is the most fuckable
Equius.
Why was Terezi black flirting with John
They’re both really sassy kids.
Can you summarize what role a witch of mind would have in the game?
Sorry, we don’t do classpect stuff. Refer to this post.
I disagree about the dragon plush being a joke. Small changes in psychology build up over time. John saving the witness would psychologically be a big push for Terezi when it came down to Vriska as a witness from murder.
He asks her here and she says she’s messing with him.
Yess Equius doesn't get enough attention Idk why but he's 💪🍆💦👀
All of those emojis also sum up my thoughts on Equius.
sorry for adding an ask to the inbox but i hope all the mods of this blog have a wonderful day <3
Thank you!
So I was having some hardcore act 1 feelings, and I got to thinking about jade. We assume that the kids all went to schools of some sort, but jade lived on a deserted island, leading me to believe she taught herself everything. Did 13 yr old jade actually teach herself nuclear physics and everything else she was into? And on top of that, we know that grandpa Harley was alive and died at some point in the island- did jade perform taxidermy on her dead grandfather's corpse????
Yes, Jade did taxidermy her dead grandpa. Also, she had the internet so she probably just used that to research her interests.
do you know/like the fanfiction serendipity gospels? I agree that gamzee isn't a very good person (in any universe, really) but favorite homestuck fanfic actually has him as one of the main characters. :,D
That is one of my favorite Hs fanfics actually and yeah they did make his character very intriguing. - Mod A
is johns dad still dead? because the last thing i remember about him is john finding him dead at that castle with rose
Yes, Dad Egbert is dead. - Mod A