April 2016

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Was Jadekat ever a thing

Not in canon but it used to be a relativily popular ship

Forgive me for asking, but which vriska is (vriska)? I am slightly confused about it.

(Vriska) is the Vriska from the pre-retcon timeline, the one that Terezi killed

Which troll introduced everyone to the game?

Well Aradia found it and Sollux coded it, so them

Do the god tier outfits grow with whoever is wearing them? Cuz like the kids god tiered when they were like 14?15? and they're like 20 now. There's no way they'd still fit.

They’re magic pajamas so presumably they grow with the wearer and also never get dirty

Fags like you deserve to die really. YoUr fans are losers who crys about autistic snowflake like you. why do you even alive. Probably youre parents hate you retard fagwhore. Gonna find n kill you PC shiteater. Your kind deserve to be killed. Shithead

This is hilarious.  “why do you even alive” oh man, you’re killing me alright

Why does Vriska put down Jake so much? She says hope powers are stupid and weak and the strength they have is false, but shouldn't she know by now that hope is one of the strongest powers?

It’s because he’s a Page. Pages start out weak and take a long time to reach their potential.  Vriska tries to push them through it, she makes problems for them thinking that they’ll get stronger for overcoming them but really she just makes them sad.

Did the ancestors have names or did we just know them by title alone

They had the same names as their pre-scratch counterparts

i hated equius from the first time i saw him. he fuvking made a robot of some1 and fuc- kissed it. non-consensually. and i cannot find the constant sweating and boners to be charming traits

I wouldn’t expect you to understand. You need a high level of irony to appreciate this guy

that anon got caliborn's typing quirk wrong

Or did they get Calliope’s quirk right?

Is Davekat ever announced canon in the comic, or does hussie just make it very vague?

Vague in comic

equius kissed (their lips never touched but it can be assumed thats what it was) aradiabot BEFORE she had a soul in her she wasnt a person she was just metal on page 004126, she doesnt posess that body til 004187, then she beats the shit out of him until 004192 and 004193 where SHE kisses HIM, AFTER tearing out the part of her that was making her have feelings for him. it was fully consensual. equius has never kissed anyone who didnt want to kiss him

i'm sorry if this has been answered before,, but is doc scratch a first guardian??

Yes

Do you know the ages of the beta kids? I thought they 16.

They are 16 in story, in real life they’d be 20

Is the Condesce an antagonist? Despite knowing all the messed up shit she's responsible I can't help but like her, she's so sassy and Meenah's hero worship of her is very cute. How much of her (and the Handmaid's) "evilness" is actually just because they have to follow LE's orders?

She’s an antagonist, but that doesn’t mean you can’t like her, after all, look at all the people that like Gamzee

If the kids manage to beat the villains, the Whats coming after that? Is hussie going to show up with a giant April fools sign???

Then they can beat the game, and create a new universe

No offense to DaveKat fans or Hussie, but I'm not eager for the ship to be canon. It seems to be rather forced because of the fact it is a result of retcon that we don't know the details of. I see no point the ship considering it lacks development and along with the fact that they were barely friend pre-retcon. It just seems like something that was made just because and so it is. I know people are excited but I'm not because I see no point in the ship.

Okay for unbiased, I don’t ship Davekat, never have.  But people have been shipping this thing for years. 

The two didn’t get along well pre-retcon because they both had a thing for Terezi. Davrezi happened and Karkat was mad jelly and even tried to convince Dave that they could share her (gross right?) and it just kept them at ends for a long time. Later on in their journey Dave and Terezi break up and we see that Dave and Karkat made some sort of friendship, or at least got close enough to be dorks and play with walkie-talkies.

Post-retcon, Vriska was around and Daverezi never happened. And since Dave and Terezi never dated, Dave and Karkat didn’t have that tention between them for years and their friendship was allowed to grow uninhibited. So while yes, we didn’t get a lot of the details, there is evidence that it could happen. It’s not out of character, and it’s not forced.

what was the "incredibly huge thing" in jake's sylladex (page 006077)?

The giant orb on his house. 

What group of trolls grew up to be the ancestors?

Pre-scratch it was Karkat’s group. Post-scratch it was Meenah’s group.

what was vriskas involvement on making jack noir? i cant remember why is she related to that deal

She stopped John from prototyping something harmless in Jade’s kernelsprite and let Bec prototype himself which led to Bec Noir’s prototyping.  

If you're gonna be a fact page, make sure your opinions are unbiased, because Gamzee needs some more fleshing out as a character and was controlled by Lil' Cal to kill his friends much like Bro was controlled, but I don't see that guy gettin' shit from you.

Well for one we haven’t gotten any questions about Bro lately and for two since Lil Cal contains LE’s soul and since Gamzee is a part of LE it’s kind of redundant to say he was controlled…by himself. 

So, there are three characters who misteriously missing: Aranea, Casey with skeleton army and Erisolsprite. Am I right?

Aranea isn’t missing you can see her in the army here. As for Casey and Erisolsprite, yes they’re missing.

When did Gamzee become a part of LE?

I literally linked the page in the ask. 

Did Kankri ever swear in canon or did he censor himself like Equius?

Yes, he swears when you talk to him as Latula.

Who initiated the scratch ?

In Meenah’s session it was Damara. In the beta kid’s session it was John.

Thoughts on feferi?

She’s a good one.

Random dirk strider fact?

Dirk wears a shirt with a hat on it instead of wearing an actual hat because he doesn’t want to mess up his hair. 

Does Erisolsprite not exists anymore because the retcon and the kernel was used on nepeta?

Erisolsprite didn’t exist post-retcon because Jake’s kernel was used to make Davepetasprite^2. The reason we say he’s missing is because the other pre-retcon sprites hitched a ride on Lowas to the new timeline and it makes sense that Erisolsprite would too. 

I've tried playing part one of Openbound, but when I do, the beginning animation sequence just loops over and over. Is there something I'm supposed to do first, or...? (I've tried it on at least three different computers.)

It works best on Google Chrome or Firefox so it might be your browser that’s the problem. 

Any Bro or Dave facts?

Bro made thousands of dollars a month off his plush rump website. 

technically in the beta session wasnt it bro that initiated the scratch during his fight with bec noir?

Yes, he did try to initiate it but it wasn’t actually started until John used Echidna’s quills. 

See about this whole gamzee thing. The boy is my baby but he is fucked up. And yes some of it came from himself and not that he was controlled. But I do have to say that I really think that Cal brings out the worst qualities in a person (gz and bro)

Yes, this is true. Much of the fandom thinks that when you say “they did it because of X” that you’re justifying his actions. That might be the reason why they did something but it doesn’t justify it at all. 

I do use chrome.

Maybe try using Firefox? If that doesn’t work then maybe just watch a let’s play of it on YouTube. Followers if you have any other suggestions feel free to share.

EDIT FROM MOD T:

I would try clearing your cache and cookies, check to see if chrome is up to date, and make sure you don’t have any extensions that could be conflicting with the game and if so disabling them and then restart chrome.

If it still doesn’t work after that I’d suggest uninstalling and reinstalling chrome or just watch a playthrough on youtube.

and karkat facts??

He doesn’t dual-wield sickles, we never see him do that once in the comic

Hello Mod A! Here is a hug *hugs* Stay awesome bro

Thank you anon!

can you just describe frogs in general in homestuck

Do we know where on the timeline Hussie guides Caliborn? very confused

It’s after LE already killed Hussie.It’s ghost Hussie doing all the guiding

What happened to lil cal after gamzee had him on the meteor?

See: Jack English/Union Jack/Lord Jack

I haven't read [A6A6I5] and beyond so I'm probably out of the loop, but who the hell is Union Jack?

B2 Jack, the one with the power of LE

who is a better baker: pre-death nanna or jane?

Pre-death nanna was more experienced, but if you really want to talk, the Condesce has had centuries to hone her baking skills

out of curiosity, based on the Union Jack ask you just answered, is Union jack his canon name or just an interpretation? i'd always heard of him referred to as Jack English

There isn’t a definitive canon name for him. If there was I would just use that

Any Damara facts? she doesent get enough love

When she talks to humans she speaks in broken english and is very polite which contrasts heavily with how she interacts with the other trolls

May I have a cute Dave fact please?

The dude’s got a foam Mr. T fetus in a jar

Follow up question: Do we know why Hussie stopped talking to Caliborn?

There isn’t answer in canon. There’s a theory that he stopped talking to him because Caliborn is in a doomed timeline. Hussie may have just gotten tired of talking to a stunted alien tool.

why there arnt humans in the ghost army? is it beacuse they are fewer alternate humans? alfa kids dont make time travel so they only have the pre retcon ghost and beta kids have some for dave but their session was shorter

Yeah, there were hundreds of doomed timelines for the trolls while the kids only had about a dozen or so

im sorry but i lit cant remember at all how lil cal works or exsists or anythung? he was sent to daves timeline and dirks on the flying bosrd thing and then i get confused im so sorry thank u

Here’s a timeline

Does the doomed timeline theory make sense? Davesprite was in a doomed timeline yet he still had future stuff happen (Terezi found out about the kids later due to Dave)

When someone creates a doomed timeline it does exist for awhile. But eventually paradox space will erase it. And if a person hasn’t died before the timeline is erased they won’t show up as a ghost in the furthest ring, this is why Meenah killed her team when they scratched and why there are no Gamzee ghosts, because he was always alive when the timeline was erased.

But wait, if ARquius is part of LE, wouldn't that mean Doomed Caliborn is LE, instead of Alpha Caliborn? Since ARquius doesn't exist canonically anymore.

Arquius got made both pre and post retcon, wadda ya talkin about?

Why is everyone saying Homestuck ends tomorrow? It doesn't end until the 13th.

Act 6 ends tomorrow and that might as well be homestuck it’s been going on for so long

Anymore Damara Facts? Also Cutest Forgotten Equius Fact?

Damara’s Japanese is so crappy because it’s English put into Google translate and then put back in as Japanese and re-translated. Also, Equius talks to Gamzee every day.