June 2016

If god tier age, then would they get weaker? Say a session goes on a crazy long time, and the players are well into elderly age would their bodies be weaker?

I think what Mod A was trying to say was they probably age until they’re done with puberty and then stop.

How many clocks destroyed?

1001/1000 CLOCKS DESTROYED

sorry if this is a dumb question, but before the whole aradiabot thing, did sollux actually know aradia was dead? did anybody besides vriska know?

It’s debatable whether or not Sollux knew, but it’s likely that he didn’t.  As for people we know knew, that would include Equius, Vriska,and Terezi.

Caliburn was not just "a special case" he was able to actually destroy his clock because he had the juju breaker

Nope, he was a special case. Vriska’s clock was also destroyed with the juju breaker but she is still very much conditionally immortal.

You guys should make another version of this blog but with Problem sleuth.

That would require that I have read problem sleuth tho

Do we ever hear the trolls speak alternian? Like in a flash or something?

No, but get this. It’s probably the same language as English when spoken.

is vriska god tier in the post retcon timeline?

Yes

The case with Vriska was her clock was destroyed while delivering judgement, and it got stuck on permanent just mode. When John is killed by Bec Noir, we see the judgement that revives you is the middle of the clock, which is where Caliborn was when he destroyed it, making all his deaths neither just nor heroic. It's all a meta thing, honestly.

Or it could be that Caliborn broke his into lots of tiny pieces whereas Vriska’s clock only had the face broken and the pendulum stopped.

How do the trolls typing quirks work if Alternian is a different alphabet?(for example, Feferi uses )(, which looks like the English letter H, but doesn't look like the Alternian symbol for H)

if one of the Captors died on the quest bed, would one of their dream selves just die or would it become another god tier doomed to die?

One dreamself would ascend the other would die

Im not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet but the Alternian language looks like the deadric alphabet from the Elder Scrolls series.

It is, just flipped

Why exactly was Vriska so upset with (Vriska)?

Because Vriska is a fuckin’ punkass 8itch

IF A TIMELINE ISNT THE ALPHA ONE IS IT AUTOMATICALLY DOOMED TO ERASE OR ARE THERE ALSO ALTERNATE TIMELINES WHERE EVERYTHING GOES JUST FINE AS WELL

Alt. Timelines are all doomed yo

I was playing the first Meenahbound, and when you 'be' Latula and talk to Porrim, Latula says that she stresses out about not doing her typing quirk correctly and not putting 'z' on the ends of words, and the tag was '#sp3c14lly wh3n 1m off my m3ds'. If im right, then that suggests that Latula has some mental condition like maybe anxiety, that she has to take medication for. Is that sounding correct?

Probably.

when will vASKA return from the war

never

so troll language is like english and its said the same way theres just different characters for each letter and its backwards?

p much, yes

Whatever happened to the rose from davesprites timeline? Is she just alone forever now? Dead? Her scene made me sad and care about her.

Her memories were merged with Alpha timeline Rose but other than that, she was erased

Since the Roxy and Dirk sort of grew up with troll customs do you think they follow the quadrant system? AR made a joke about things being beyond the pail/pale

Except they didn’t grow up with troll customs. The only troll alive was Condy and she wasn’t involved with their lives very much (directly at least)

One thing that confused me. Does not being THE Alpha timeline make you doomed, or are you only doomed by not closing all the stable timeloops? Could a timeline, in theory, un-doom itself by closing the loops?

You can’t fix an unstable timeloop without creating a doomed timeline. Because in order to stop the timeloop from becoming unstable you’d have to go back to stop yourself from doing what you did which would in of itself create another timeline. One where you were doomed and one where your doomed self stopped you from becoming doomed.

how does the matriorb hatch

like egg

Didn't Dirk and Roxy say "wriggling day" and other trill terms naturally, though?

They never said wriggling day and didnt really use any troll terms. If they did its probably because they learned them from Calliope,

Why does Cronus not like Mituna?

Mituna has had success in his quadrants with Latula and Kurloz. Cronus is jealous of this because he views himself as superior to Mituna and he’s angry that no one wants to date him. 

Is it wriggler or wiggler?

Wiggler = larval troll
Wriggling Day = when they wiggled out of their egg

Is vriskas left eye (the one that was blown out) fake? if it was, was it healed when she became god tier as a real eye?

Her dreamselves eye was never exploded so when she ascended and became her dreamself she had a bran-spankin-new never before exploded eye.

How old is John now, in canon, given how many years passed there??

16

In the third Meenahbound why does Damara always see Hussie at the exposition stand no matter if she goes there first or second, and Meenah only sees Aranea? I know Hussie says that Damara is only meant to be there after Meenah has, but I still find it odd that Damara can't see Aranea. Do you think Aranea is trying to avoid Damara?

Damara is how you see Hussie, it’s a special treat. If Damz didn’t see Hussie then we wouldn’t get all that gr8 made up bullshit about the trolls. I don’t think there’s any actual character motive why she doesn’t see Aranea

How did a planet of humans come from a universe supposed to be inhabited by trolls?

Science?

Do we know of any canon ways to escape grimdarkness or trickster mode besides death?

trickster mode kinda just wore off. grimdark might do the same. It’s unknown

e trolls cannibals , or do they eat other kinds of grubs, since they seem to use grubs for everything.

there are different species of grubs. some are eaten, some are used as tech, and some for games, so on and so forth

how is the matriorb fertilized? like, do we know how many/what kind of troll(s) were/are in it?

Trolls don’t hatch from the matriorb. It’s a Mother Grub egg.

is it ever rlly explained why the trolls have their typing quirks?? like is it just to have them or is there an actual reason. thank u if u answer and have a nice day

Is that what the blog will be now that homestuck has ended? A mouthpiece for you to help begging nobodies who deserve everything they're getting? You and your faggot, degenerate friend can fuck off.

You…are not very nice…

Arena thought that as a Sylph of Light, she could save her doomed timeline. She failed for obvious reasons but do you think a certain classpect could do it? Perhaps a Sylph of Time?

Maybe? I feel like if anyone a Muse of Time would have the best shot at it

does kankri's celibacy mean he doesn't want any concupiscent quadrants or that he doesn't want any quadrants at all?? or that he just doesn't want sex?

I think just the concupiscent quadrants based on how he was talking about moirallegiences with Karkat

I'm sorry that person was so rude to you, you really didn't deserve that

Eh, it comes with the territory of running a big blog. Ain’t nothin’ but a thing. 

Why did Aranea mind-control a bunch of Damaras? Im sure it was to perform a single task but im not sure what that was.

So she would move the Prospitan Battleship

Again, about the rose/dave ascension & green sun space shenanigams: The green sun already existed when the trolls where there, waiting for the kids, and they just jumped out! The explosion that killed rose and dave made the green sun! So what happen

Here’s a timeline:  Dave and Rose exploded the Tumor, died and made the Green Sun. Meteor gang sees the new light in the sky and starts heading  there.  Aradia and Half Sollux show up because they were in the bubbles so they were closer. Dave and Rose then rise up out of the Sun (takes a few minutes because this thing is freaking huge). Then the meteor crew arrives at the sun. They have a short meet n greet, WV shows up and then they head on out for A2

You know when Aranea tries to kiss Jake and she says she knows he's attracted to her? She does have those empath powers but it kinda makes her sound like a fuckboi, do you agree?

oh my gosh

You are so helpful and cool! Thanks for being here!

Is tab soda actually a thing???

Yeah, it was like the original Diet Coke. It was real big in the 80′s or something.

they still make Tab, some supermarkets will carry it (though I think it's only still available in can form). it's like a spicier diet coke? idk I prefer tab over diet coke in any case

I had it once a couple years ago and it just tasted like really watered down coke, but that’s just my opinion

Okay I didn't know this until i actually saw them but black licorice Scotty dogs are a real thing as well. I can submit a picture if anyone desires.

There’s a post going around with it right now

Pretty much every food/product that’s shown up in Homestuck is real.

Pretty much everything in Homestuck is real. Homestuck is a documentary.

Homestuck: the only archive needed for future generations. You got your Tab Soda, your ICP, your fruit gushers, wax lips, scotty dogs, your Guy Fieris, scary Wolf heads, Charles Duttons, Rufio!, your Snoop Dog and Nic Cage, your Faygos, etc..  What else do you need?

What's with the '8 to the power of Y equals SBHJ' thing?

wait, wax lips?

Yeah, wax lips, lips made of wax

Quicksilver guzzled down a can of Tab during his slow-mo scene in the new X-Men movie.

I have a very serious question has Hussie writen self insert fan fiction, in addition to his appearances in the comic?

I would assume so. 

Wouldn't that make Jake the fuckboy, since he's the one having someone forced upon him, in a prison no less?

I guess they’re both fuckboys, under different definitions

how tf did cherubs end up on B2 earth if its the one jade shrunk down and took into the endgame universe (i.e. the universe and earth shown in act7)??? does that mean the cherubs exist in the endgame universe?

Yes cherubs exist in the universe in Act 7. Calliope and Caliborn didn’t hatch there until hundreds of years later though.

Is it possible for two players of the same aspect to be in the same session? And would the same be true for classes?

It isn’t stated in canon but it’s likely that there can’t be two of the same aspect or class in a session