June 2016

best <3< ship?

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Are you still answering ever question with a shot from the comic?

what panel is that gif of gamzee with spades in his eyes?

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do the mods have a favorite quadrant to ship/rp in?

is there an actual canon reason why the trolls speak English

Is there a homestuck gif/reaction about how there's a homestuck gif/reaction for everything?

how much wood could a dave chuck if a dave could chuck wood

Hm why do you like blackrom so much?

I personally enjoy the snark and sarcasm very much. The constant drive to one up one another is A+ as well.  Maybe it’s just that John is just really good at it but the black flirtation dialogue is some of my favorite in the story.

why was sollux crushing on gamzee in <3 and <3

Exactly how gay is Homestuck?

was there ever an explanation to how jade had gamzees and sollux's trollian handles on her pester chum, or even knew there was 12 trolls?

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How did Sollux half die?

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wait, did sollux really have a crush on gamzee?? where does it say that?

During this flash Sollux has the spades and hearts symbol when thinking of Gamzee.

What kind of party is this?

Wait, if Kanaya was killed by the condesce in Collide, how did Jane revive her if using her powers on a Rainbow drinker would kill them? Sorry if I've actually just misunderstood something

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Who is actually the worst?

Who is best pony?

In response to the other anon, who is actually the best?

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Ms Paint 10/10

ACTUALLY. ON THE TOPIC OF CALIBORN. HAVE YOU TAKEN INTO CONSIDERATION THE FACT THAT HE IS NOT WORST? AND IN FACT HE BEST?

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Which Homestuck character did nothing wrong?

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When did we learn about Dolorosa being a slave to Dualscar?? I feel like I missed something because everyone seems to know about it and I dont remember reading it?? ;/

It’s never directly confirmed, it’s just most likely the events that took place

actually no its dave whos innocent

dave isn’t innocent, he’s used the r word before

how did the souls of caliborn gamzee and arquiusprite get sealed inside of lil cal

Dirk did it

how gay is kanaya on a scale of one to a fuckton

great, now we gotta burn dave

Well if you’re gonna burn every character that’s used the R word canonically, then you also need to burn Karkat, Meenah, Vriska, Feferi, Terezi, Caliborn, All the beta kids, and andrew hussie

Whats the r word

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ur like a wonderful sassy magician whoa i lov u

Cronus almost used the word but corrected himself

Yeah, but probably only cause he was talking to Mituna

The R-Word confirmed for rapping, the most heinous of sins.

What about Alternian Slam Poetry, is that also a heinous sin?

.....*scientist

Some if not most of homestuck happens in space. And I've been bothered by this for a long while: how do they all breathe? Is it because they're immortal? But wouldn't they keep dying and then combing back to life?

Most of Homestuck takes place in a different dimension with a breathable outerspace.  We’ve seen instances in normal outer space (like the incident with young Handmaid) where people still can’t breathe

Is there any basis in reality for why people ship kankri and Cronus

Kankri is the only one that supports Cronus’s kintype.

But there was a moment where Cronus was like “maybe I’m not a 1950′s human greaser :(”  and Kankri replied with something along the times of “Well that’d be a bitch slap to the face to every person that actually is otherkin” and convinced him he truly is a 1950′s human greaser.

Did we ever find out what troll titties are actually used for since they aren't needed for reproduction?

Arquius never got to explain so no.

Are the scars in mitunas face canon or fanon?

Fanon.

why is erisol a thing

When could the handmaid not breathe? Were there other incidents of oxygenless outer space?

You mean besides in real life?

Normally a full sprite is prototyped with only two things, but is Erisolsprite technically prototyped with three thing?

No? He’s the product of Eridan and Sollux being prototyped together.

No I meant in the comic.

Most of the comic is spent in the Medium which is breathable so no.

can you point me to the page where Dirk said there is no such thing as ethical consumption under capitalism ??

Sorry I can’t find that phrase in Homestuck.

Aside from the obvious answer that she's a national treasure, why Fefetasprite?

Be more specific.

Where did all the beta kids live on earth before they played the game?

John lived in Maple Valley, Washington State, Dave lived in Texas, Rose lived in Rainbow Falls, New York and Jade lived on an island somewhere in the Pacific. 

Could you find the page where Dave talks about John and Karkat bring communists because of their strife specibi?

Here

Anywhere specific in Texas? I recall a Volume 9 track called Austin Atlantis, and a similar remark from Dirk.

Houston, Texas according to his wiki page

Has Ms. Paint done any wrong? I've seen some people bash her lately. And I don't know why.

Ms Paint has done no wrong.

Don't we know Jades specific location? It was like 413 somethings away from the other kids, or something like that. Maybe 413 lat and 413 long. Or was that fanon?

According to Hussie’s old formspring page he did have specific coordinates for Jade’s island but he didn’t list them.

To that anon, Dirk saying there is no ethical consumption under capitalism was said by dirk in the deuteraggregate (superhero) au (i cant rmember who by tho)

Here you go, anon.

If someone was holding something when they got prototyed, would the sprite accept it as one thing, or two things and have it fully protoyped?

Probably two things. 

To the anon with the question about female trolls boobs, it's my head canon that they have boobs as sort of fatty tissue to offer better protection to vitals like armor. In our animal kingdom, the females are known for being the hunters in a lot of cases (or at least take physical action to protect their young), so it makes sense but that's just my thinking.

That would make sense for mammals but trolls are an insect-based race. 

Can you tell what the differences between canon and fanon Dirk?

Dirk isn’t actually all that in to anime and he isn’t that obsessed. with Jake. He’s not cool and calculated and he would never, ever hurt his friends intentionally. Oh, and he doesn’t like being refereed to as gay.

Why are you saying that the handmaid couldn't breathe in space? She had conditional immortality (from LE) and then fought against the condensce where she lost her immortality and was killed.

Young Handmaid