July 2016

Someone said something about the other admins leaving? Are you in need of any other admins? Because if so, I'd be happy to help out!

They were talking in reference to the original mods that left the blog over three years ago

Did Jade ever break Eridan's gun at one time? I think she did, but I can't remember. :0

She threw it out the window after he sent it to her, yeah.

What happened to the Bunnykind Strife Specibus John got from that imp? *did* anything happen to it? Or does John still have Bunnykind in his portfolio?

John still has it

The Anorexic Fef thing came from someone finding out her sprite is slightly (a couple of pixels) thinner than the other trolls, as well as her allegedly seeming scrawny in her intro. Idea was tossed around quite a while ago. Didn't stick.

Ohhh, i remember that now. That happened a really long time ago, 2013/2014-ish right?

do we have any confirmed sexualities besides jake being bi or maybe pan and dirk being gay? john said he wasn't gay but he didn't say he was straight so idk

Technically speaking, the only characters with canon sexualities are Kanaya, Dirk, and debatably Jane.

forgotten fact: this blog is really freaking old

And going back to see exactly how old (Which it turns out is 4 years old today, happy borthday blog) I discovered there was a secret 8th mod that I never new about so like, what’s up with that am i right?

Debatably Jane???

Dirk says Jake was her only romantic choice given their respective orientations. But thats coming from Dirk and not Jane so you could debate he only thinks he know what Jane is.

how to unlock the 8th mod

I guess there was a Mod S in the beginning that wasn’t really active, or was active but only before i followed the blog which would have only been a few months after its creation.

Technically speaking Mod A is the 8th Mod.

also, doesn't john have a canon sexuality?

He said he wasn’t a homosexual which isnt him saying what sexuality he has, also he was 13.

Kanaya's sexuality has been stated canonically? I always assumed it was (admitedly very supportable) fanon that she's a lesbian?

Hussie confirmed it back on his formapring

arent all the trolls pan? except for kanaya who is v lesbian... or does that not count as a canon orientation due to the fact that it affects an entire species or w/e

Hussie said the troll norm is bisexuality. But assuming all the trolls are bi would be like assuming all the humans are straight which is very much not the case

But isn't it canon that Dirk openly state he do not want a label? So isn't it wrong to force one on the character just because it's "easier" for us to put him in a box? Adding the label "gay" on Dirk is directly going against what the character have worded they wished to be called. Dirk should just be called "unlabeled" in the end.

I never said Dirk was gay. I just said he has a canon sexuality, which is dudes.

yes, and then he REPEATED his assertion that he is not a homosexual 3 years later, on page 9387 ( ?s=6&p=009387 )

There are still plenty of sexualities that he could be that don’t include dude lovin’

Happy birthday to the bestest blog of Homestuck facts there is

Why were the Dancesters eyes white?

They’re dead

So mod t, I've noticed you talking a lot about aromantics and asexuals, do you happen to identify as such?

Why as a matter of fact I do, aro, ace and age. I’ve made an asexuality post the last two national coming out days and perhaps I’ll make another on one of my other a labels this coming october, only time will tell :3 \

 If you’d like to discuss this any further or have any questions regarding the matter, please direct them to my personal blog as not eat into all the homestuck-y goodness.

*throws cakes everywhere* DID SOMEONE SAY BIRTHDAY!? -batterwitch

Why are they called Dancesters? They dance?

Descendant/Ancestor

why does everyone says roxy is bi and feels things for jane? like didnt she explicitly refused to kiss jane at some point? and i never watched her flirting with girs, but she did flirted with john, dirk and she even said she liked jake at some point. is there any reason why everyone says she likes jane more than just calling her hot?

You also must realize when she refused to kiss Jane, Jane was dead and covered in blood.  And yes, we’ve never seen her flirt with girls before but also consider the only girls she’s interacted with are Her best friends Jane and Callie, Her ecto-daughter and her girl friend, bad guys (Grimbark Jade, )(IC, and Aranea), and Terezi who she only really talk about survival or John with.

Is mod A usually active during the night or just when they can help out.

Mod A, like myself is active when they have the time and feel like getting on. We don’t have set shifts as to when we blog.

What's the status on hiveswap? I haven't heard anything recently

Still in production

Didn't dave break the unbreakable katana?

Yeah, he cut it in Collide

Why/how are the Dancesters dead? I sent one before on why their eyes are white so.........

Meenah exploded them all with a bomb and now they’re dead, livin it up in the dreambubbles as ghosties

Is grand highblood still alive?

No

Terezi has a relationship with gamzee? :v

Pre-retcon she was in an abusive kismessitude with him

What do you mean "autistic" because in my language it means being stupid, i mean, i bet theres some other word for what youre mentioning. Just the thing that comes up when you google translate the word means stupid. Not trying to say anything here please dont kill me

sigh…It’s a shame that that’s what it translates to in whatever language you speak. Autistic is an adjective describing someone that has Autism Spectrum Disorder, which is a developmental disorder. Unfortunately people do still use it as an insult.

I think the worst part about going on anon is that you don't know when your question gets asked so you keep having to go back to the blog to check

This is why it’d be easier to just not go on anon, especially considering the number of asks we have and the likelyhood of it getting overlooked.

So when you say that John could be other sexualities that don't involve boy lovin, are you referring to like ace and aro?

Yes, or something along the ace spectrum. Or, he could be a SAPIOSEXUAL

How did the grand highblood die?

Unknown

Honestly just God bless you for makin sure everyone's keepin our faves queer

That’s what Homestuck’s all about, allowing the reader to project themselves and their traits onto the characters. That’s why everything from appearances, to sexualities is kept so vague.

did Karkat's group made a scratch? id they didn't then how did the dancestors get made?

The dancestors did the scratch. Karkat made them and they got sent back via a glitch

Why did Feferi want to be just moirails with Eridan..? Sorry if this is a stupid question but.. Was it the way he was or how he came off or just cause-?

She just didn’t like him like that

Is Damara sexual with every dancestor or just Horuss/Rufioh

If you mean the vulgar things she says, she says that shit to everyone.

If you mean like actually having sex, there’s no evidence to suggest she ever did that with anyone

How did Jake get poisoned?

lmao sapiosexuality is ableist as fuck. its based on traditional ideas of intelligence and self-worth

*whispers* I know, that’s why I wrote it italicized in all caps

How did Vriska and Meenah end up being a small thing

Well it started as them trying to collectively start an army to defeat LE, and then they formed a pirate armada to find the weapon to defeat him. They spent several sweeps together doing this and once it all fell apart and it was just them left, they started to fall in gay with each other, got tattoos, and rolled down a hill together before having some sloppy makeouts

I don't know if this was asked yet, but how did vriska god tier?

Aradia beat the ever living shit out of her and Tav put her on her questcocoon

Are you guys accepting any more mods? This blog seems like a lot of work for just two people!

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about it. But I know that a bunch of people would be interested and I really don’t have the time/energy at the moment to go through the testing process with all of them and pick somebody.

How many trolls has eridan flirted with?

Karkat, Nepeta, Sollux, Equius, and Vriska. Cronus flirted with him.

What are the possible reasons that explain why Terezi told John to take the witness, and then put it in a different location in time?

She already told him she was just messing around. 

What are the parts of tumblr that the dancestors represent??? Do all of them have confirmed parts of tumblr???

Answered here.

This q is out of total ignorance since this is the first time I've even heard of the word: how is "sapiosexual" ableist as fuck?

Here.

honestly... y'all get some of the dumbest questions. i bet you wouldn't get 76% of these asks if these people bothered to check the wiki, google is, or read the damn comic

Homestuck is a big sprawling comic but honestly many of these questions wouldn’t even need to be asked if they just searched the blog or checked the FAQ.

If your dreamself can fly on prospit/derse, if you die and someone kisses you, and your dream self comes to life shouldn't you be able to fly?

Yes, Rose and Dave flew to the center of Derse’s moon during [S] Cascade. 

What page is where Roxy meets Jade when Jade was trying to force her to make something?

Here

How many mods are there currently

2

will you be my friend

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why did dave's dead body from the doomed timeline show up in the alpha when he was trying to retrieve rose's journal? isnt that different than how timelines normally work?

He time traveled back to that point so the dead body being there is normal, like with all the dead aradiabots

This question is kind of hard to articulate. If a person dying and becoming a ghost is something that happens in the Alpha Timeline and has to happen no matter what for the Alpha Timeline to succeed, but then later on there are OTHER offshoot doomed timelines which happen AFTER that person has already died (And which have nothing to do with that person dying), are there alternate versions of that person for each doomed timeline which happens after their death in the Alpha timeline?

No, a person that dies does not get an additional ghost for each doomed timeline that happens after their death.

How Damara is better than Cronus or Eridan?

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