August 2017

Was there any indication as to why we don't see trolls and humans we don't know in the dream bubbles or was that more of an "I don't feel like dying rn" from Hussie?

The dreambubbles we see our characters in where made specifically for Feferi and her friends which is why we don’t see anyone else in them

Wait... So what is dorkroxy? (Honestly curious, not trying to be rude)

I thought it was just a typo of dirkroxy. I guess it could be a johnroxy ship name but I wouldn’t consider it a very good one for the very reason of it being so close to dirkroxy

The MS Paint Adventures wiki says Dave "Replaced 'E' with '3' once in a conversation with John". Where? I don't want to you go through the work if it's not something you've already miraculously found yourselves, but how would I even search for this?

He uses it when he says j3gus in an Act 5 Act 2 convo

why are dirkroxy and jadejake not incest??

JadeJake is. Jake is Jade ecto-biological father.

Dirk and Roxy aren’t related at all, they’re Rose and Dave’s ecto-biological parents.

How are dirk and roxy not related if their parents are biologically siblings?

Dirk and Roxy don’t have parents, they’re paradox clones of themselves. 

Rose and Dave are their children, not the other way around.

Sooo does that mean Jane is straight?

Canonically, Yes

You know that part where Jake had to kiss Dirk's head to awake Dirk on Derse BUT Dirk was the one to wake up Jake? How did that happen?? Was it a time loop or something?

yeah, Dirk and Roxy went into the Lotus Time Capsule in the Frog Temple which sent them into the past/future in order to wake Jake

I thought that Roxy was pan or bi but respected everyone else's sexuality and stuffs

Roxy has only outright expressed interest in dudes, I mean she calls Jane hot but given their friendship/personalities it’s most likely in a supportive friend way, but think what you like.

Roxy is bi given that she's canonically in a relationship with Callie by the time the credits/snaps roll around.

I agree with you but people won’t accept that. Them having dinner and living together ins’t enough. They need to either state outright that they’re dating or kiss. Davekat did neither of those things and there are still people that dispute its canoninity

Do you know if it's true that the concepts for the Felt came from a game (or something like that) Hussie was planning to make in the past? I heard that from someone but I've never seen proof.

I don’t think that’s true? But I haven’t delved into all of  Hussies older works to find out

Didn't Jane describe Roxy and Callie as being on a date, which they invited her to join, resulting in rosy cheeks on and flirty snaps from Jane?

Jane said “dinner engagement” which is not necessarily a date, but flirty snaps did follow suit

rose is gay u heathen

I didn’t say she wasn’t? 

"Jane is canonically straight" what are you talking about?? she flirts with Callie in homestuck proper and literally goes on a date with her and Roxy in the snapdates. what. the. fuck. and also yes Roxy canonically is bi or pan for the same reason.

People are gonna send me shit either way, I’m just trying to stay neutral, It’s all debatable. Like I said, they haven’t kissed on screen or explicitly said they were dating so people can debate it.

Jane and Dirk talk about how Jake was their only viable romantic choice, canon statement in favor of her being straight. Her going to dinner with Roxy, and Callie, not so much, it depends on how you interpret it, it could be seen as a date or it could be seen as friends going out to eat. I’m just trying to stick with the objective facts.

Doesn't calliope refer to rose as Roxy's mom and daughter somewhere in act 6 though?

Yes, several times,  B2 Rose was Roxy’s guardian, much like B1 Roxy was Rose’s guardian, but genetically, biologically Roxy is Rose’s mother

i feel like approaching with the mentality of 'straight until proven otherwise' in regards to characters like john & jane & roxy is kind of eeeeeh but i guess its whatever you want to believe. wouldn't agree with calling their straightness 'canon' though, as its never confirmed.

There’s canon evidence behind John and Jane being straight tho and yes they could grow and figure out that they weren’t but based on the evidence presented, canonically they’re likely straight

But, here’s the main point I really want to get across:

I DON’T CARE AT ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE OR HEADCANON, IF YOU WANT JOHN TO BE GAY OR JANE TO BE A TRANS LESBIAN THAT’S FINE YOU DO YOU. IT’S ALL MADE UP, WHAT’S CANON DOESN’T MATTER WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR SHIPS, HEADCANONS OR WHATEVER.

Roxy made Rose, Rose adopted Roxy if I am correct

Roxy’s genetics were used to make Rose, B2 Rose adopted Roxy

It's nice to know that the Homestuck fandom is still salty.

The more things change the more they stay the same I suppose

Active/passive and opposite classes aren't the same thing, right? I think I remember something about that?

right. Based on Inversion THEORY, each active/passive class pairing has an opposite active/passive class pairing

I wouldn't say John's straightness is "likely" canon, as he said it multiple times and I think he has no reason to hide his sexuality

I agree, but if I say he is 100% straight I’ll get people going “He was only 13 when he said he wasn’t a homosexual, he could had just not figured it out yet, that’s young” or “well what about all that gay subtext he had with [insert your choice of Dave or Karkat here] back in the earlier asks” or even even something like “he can’t be straight that goes against my precious yaoi shipz >: (”

what's your classpect?

Last I check it was Mage of Time

Maybe what that other anon was talking about was how the Midnight Crew were first in like, Problem Sleuth extras or something as like, a joke? That was a thing that happened if I remember correctly

Fun Fact: Hussie didn’t actually design the Midnight Crew, I’ve talked about it here

hi!! :) pls can you show show me where roxy said she was straight? thankyou. (unless ofc you cant provide evidence and then it's not canon and you shouldn't toss that around on your blog as a canon fact.)

I never said Roxy was straight, I said she has only outwardly expressed interest in dudes, aside from a few remarks. This doesn’t mean she’s straight, it means at the very least she’s attracted to men. 

sorry if this has been asked before, but do you know a good way to figure out your classpect?

There are quizzes out there you can take. I always just preferred to read through the class and aspect descriptions on the wiki and to find which one best suits me, my gifts and my challenges.

more important discourse: is there any evidence on whether John, Jane, jade, and Jake are nearsighted or farsighted?

I’d say they’re pretty far sighted *badum tsss*

do you have any race hcs for the alpha and beta kids?? (luv ur blog btw keep it up)

Sort of, I made these headcanons like four years ago so I might want to go back to revisit them but they’re:

Jake English- Polynesian

Jane Crocker- English

Roxy Lalonde- Scandinavian 

Dirk Strider- Eastern Asian (like Japanese or Korean, idk dealers choice)

Making John and Jade half British half Polynesian , and Rose and Dave as Half Scandinavian half Eastern Asian.

I'm so glad that you're back to fill up my feed with such wonderful content. :)

I don’t know if wonderful is the word I’d use, but thank you

Did Karkat always have two sickels blades in canon or is that fanon

It was fanon until Collide when a guest artist drew him using two

can you start roleplaying as Caliborn again when answering asks?

Like this post if you want me to rp caliborn for a day, if it gets enough I’ll consider it

Okay but Calsprite RP only

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Saying that Roxy is canonically straight is literally bi erasure

I literally never said Roxy was canonically straight

Your honest opinion which homestuck characters do you think would dab with sincerity

Definitely seems like a Roxy and Latula type of thing to do. I could also see Mituna dabbing everytime he finished a sentence.

who is Calsprite?

This guy, from the timeline where John died too early

how many

how many what?

Aren't you guys the sames ones who said Jade was dating Dave and Karkat just because she was standing next to them in some of the snaps with zero evidence besides that? So you guys talking about how Roxy and Jane being ~debatably but probably straight~ and that the actual flirting that happened is just gal pal compliments sure is fresh.

I got carried away with the hype in regards to that jadedavekat thing, people got mad at me then too and I admitted I jumped the gun, but that’s why I’m acting the way I am with Roxy and Jane. If I presume something without sufficient evidence people yell at me. If I stick to the facts while attempting to include different ways something could have been interpreted people yell at me. If I answer without any subjective view points, only with the objective facts I get yell at. It’s a no win situation for me.

So many triggered little idiots. Sorry you have to deal with this Mod T

Name calling won’t help the situation any anon, be polite.

Baddddd post op

You’ll have to be more specific as to which post, I’ve been getting that a lot today

people: *hc roxy as gay* y'all: uh actually,,, she had a crush on jake and dirk and looked at john once???? its not like lesbians have thought they liked boys due to heteronormativity :))) her giving a ring to calliope and going on a date with her doesn't mean she's not straight! :)))

Again, for the 3 time, I literally never said Roxy was straight

so this really isnt much of a fact and more of a theory but, you were mentioning john and his stuff and like. you dont even need to reply on blog i just wanna tell someone my thing. aro john. aromantic boy. like in canon he hasnt really ever shown romantic interest and actually legit talked about having no want to do the dating thing. then sure theres the thing with roxy but also that was dropped really quick like, it seemed like john was kinda pushing it mentally. more thoughts but out of lette

I headcanon Ace John myself. But he did express a bit of interest towards Vriska back in Act 5, one of his Alt-selves even dated her for awhile in the dream bubbles.

what do you mean by english for jane o: just curious because like. english itself isnt a race so i feel like theres some confusion there

I just meant of English descent, like from England. I originally had Western European written down but I thought I should be more specific.

This has probably been asked before, but how many times have you read Homestuck? (Also I'm not that last anon so I don't know what they mean by "how many" lmao)

I have read through it twice and a third. Once in 2012, once in 2013, and I read through Acts 1-4 in 2015. i read chunks of it every now and then to find answers so my actual rad through count is probably higher than that.

I always headcanoned john as autistic, that's not canon, right?

I share your headcanon but alas it is but that, a headcanon

We're going back, forgottenhsfacts! BACK.. TO 2012/2013 HOMESTUCK FANDOM!!!

Anyway, how does everyone feel about Vriska??

What happened to the crab dad sprite?

He died

what is...... the gamzee incident

It’s the reason I won’t touch asks even remotely relating to gamzee’s mortality with a 20 foot pole :o)

so i think vriska is problematic because she wouldn't marry hussie, and

I can’t believe Andrew Hussie murdered Tumblr user karmaraudenfeld for implying that Vriska Serket was even the slightest bit problematic

*yelling from 21 feet away* HEY WHAT ABOUT GAMZEE

I don’t to get yelled at for anything else today (TT_TT) I don’t want to open that can of worms again.

Is gamzee a good person?

Trick question, he’s not a person, he’s an clown

Has Caliborn ever done anything wrong

Literally never, he is a sweet heavenly angel with no flaws whatsoever

I'm still one of those people who ship kardavjade and like to think they eventually settled into a balance between the three

I don’t ship it myself but I do enjoy seeing fanart and stuff for it. I always appreciate seeing portrayals of healthy polya relationships.

no more roxy discourse tonight, she has two wonderful gfs and lovs them v v much

Of course, Roxy loves Fefetasprite and Latula with all her heart, no doubt in my mind