Not sure if it's applicable to this blog, but people forget that buckets are only as sexual as condoms. Enough to make a bunch of pubescent teenagers blush, but not they're not THAT bad.
ACTUALLY
They are NOT equivelant to condoms, hear me out.
The reason trolls are so wary as to get near buckets, is not because “lolz condoms, sex hahahaha XD” It’s because if the imperial drones come up to a troll, and demands TWO pieces of genetic matieral from two different trolls, and the selected troll doesn’t have a Matesprit, then the mother grub can kill them on the spot. It’s not that they’re immature little kids, it’s that, they are scared they are going to die if they do not have a chosen matesprit.
Thank you if you read my terribly long rant.
-Mod F