July 2012

friend,

You taking a stab at my tendency to refer to people in a general sense as friend, friend?

Do you have a problem, friend?

You wanna fight about this, friend?

Come on, friend, fisticuffs!

Put your hands up, friend!

-Mod L

most of your facts aren't facts. they're just... facts

Did you know that Equius on a unicycle?

-Mod L

could you make the friend thing rebloggable?

Not a problem….friend.

-Mod L

Im not your friend, Buddy!

I’m not your buddy, FRIEND

-Mod L

They're not your friend, guy!

-Mod L

insert clever and witty statement involving the word friend here

-Mod L

I'm not your friend, pal.

I’m done with this.

-Mod L

please tag your shitposts

We already tag our asks.

Also, referring to this comedy gold as “shitpposts” is quite offensive, friend.

-Mod L

does this mean im your friend too?

Everyone is my friend until proven undeserving of such a privilege.

-Mod L

how can i check my privelage

-Mod L

I'm going to punch a bear. No... I'm going to punch ALL of the goddamn bears! Just look at them, being furry assholes all day! Well, have fun being honey eating jerks when I'm too busy punching them to death! And the best part is, there's nothing you can do about it! MWHAHAHAHA!

-Mod L

i ship mod l X Me

-Mod L

You have achieved sass tier congratulations.

-Mod L

The mods on this blog aren't pretentious prickholes like the mod of that blog, though.

-AH HEM-

You do realize that both of those mods follow this blog and are affiliated with us, right?

-Mod L

Did you know? Watching something something you are in the fandom of is known as taking Blahagahaff. Ask your doctor about the side effects before taking Blahagahaff. Blahagahaff's side effects may include BAAAAAAAAGH, BAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA, and compulsive HAGAHAGAHAGAHAGA. No I don't know.

-Mod L

Goodie goodie for them. Then, I should specify. The mods on this blog aren't pretentious dickholes like The Batman on that blog.

-Mod L

well SOME anon's got a grudge

-Mod L

If it's any consolation, Batman's my favorite.

The Batman: Mod L’s source for gifs since however long ago he found that blog

-Mod L

Are we supposed to know the mods' identities? I'm pretty sure I can tell who Mod L is.

No. It’s a huge secret.

It’s not like we have an FAQ page that outright says who we all are.

Nope.

-Mod L

This too perfect.

-Mod L

MOD L IS A DOOD???

It seems like everyone thinks otherwise.

-Mod L

mod l isnt a dude or a chick. mod l is a robot.

A lamp, but you were close.

-Mod L

youre a bunch of faggot ass pieces of shit

You can’t even comprehend how much money you need to put into the swear jar now.

-Mod L

wait wait wait are you not a female?

Nope, I have male genitalia.

Why is your gender suddenly a big deal? :?

It’s really not but considering how I made a big deal out of the fact that The Batman is a girl, they can make a big deal out of how I’m a guy.

-Mod L

cool

Well it was cool cool, it was just all cool~
 Now it's over for me and it's over for you~
 I believe the world is burning to the ground~
 Oh well I guess we're gonna find out~ 
Let's see how far we've come~ 
Let's see how far we've come~
I love that song.
-Mod L

having male genitalia doesn't make you a guy

OH GOD LET’S NOT START THIS

-Mod L

Guys, lay off of him. If he wants to identify as male, STOP ASKING HIM ABOUT. YEESH. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. I BET MOST OF YOU ARE CIS SCUM. STOP LABELING PEOPLE. (Did I social justice right?)

-Mod L

I think it may have gotten to the point in the evening when, for the sake of your own sanity, it's time to stop talking to anons.

I’m starting to agree

-Mod L

Remember when this blog was about forgotten Homestuck facts?

NOPE.

-Mod L

Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.

It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”

Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.

“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere

They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.

——

I- I dont know how to respond to this.

6/10, needs more booty

-Mod F

——

The funny part is that I don’t like booty.

-Mod L

Mod F, Mod L, and the other one are all part of my OT3. congrats on the hot homestuck cosplay threesome pls choose ur characters

“the other one”

-Mod L

mod a is now the other one.

It’s canon.

-Mod L

Dear Mod F, We are pleased with thy work. Thou mayst continue. --Princess Luna

Luna, I-

-Mod F

why does mod a never show his/her/its face

I don’t know, go ask him?
-Mod F 

Yes, Mod A here.  Hi, hello, good to see you with my face, which I’ll admit has been absent for a chunk of time but I am DONE SHEDDING MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND am here for proper good now.  :| 

-the other one

submission: uu's real name is caliborn, and he and calliope, his greenblooded sister, share the same body.

Wow is this really forgotten? Have you SEEN the fandom lately?

-Mod F

Too lazy to just go edit Eridan to Dave? e-e Plus there are 3 of you... Are you ALL lazy, then?

Yes, yes we are…

Don’t judge us ok.
Maybe I should just delete that one. OTL
-Mod F 

Would you kindly be my friend?

I already am.

That gif was relevant.

Trust me.

-Mod L

It hasn't been confirmed that Caliborn is Lord English

Ok.

-Mod L

On this blog one of the facts was something along the lines of "Doom players need to go blind to fulfil their aspects" or something along those lines, and then there was a quote from Sollux. But Sollux refers to himself as the "Prophet" of Doom. Do you think this is meant to address all Doom heroes, mages, or just Sollux? /post/28229144515/all-heroes-of-doom-go-blind (I don't mean to haggle, but Doom is a hard aspect to work with, as so far there is only one Doom player)

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

I don’t know, I know as much as you do on this one.

We’ve gotten so many messages about this one and I don’t know. I just don’t know. Ok? Ok.

-Mod L

Troll have pee pee parts. Source: me

-Mod L

Are there meteors surrounding Alternia that are full of buildings? Because I remember they said something like that.

I’m not sure.

Good thing I’m rereading the comic. I’m up at the part where Jade is introduced.

-Mod F

Dear Mods F, L, and A, You do good work here. Keep it up. Signed, Princess Cadence <3

Oh Cadance, I-

Why would the best pony compliment US?!
We suck.

-Mod F

Dear Princess Cadence, can you hide me for a few days? i think i may have accidentally left a few of my writings in the open because rarity's really scared of me now... i hope she's okay... ~Fluttershy

man some of these pepole are missing the hot strippers and sex. sucks to be them

I- I’m just gonna leave this here.

-Mod F