August 2012

queue?

There are thirty things in there right now.

-Mod L

When you make a new post, or even if someone submits it, you should double check the source and re-read it to make sure that the fact is true. I find it hard to believe a lot of these facts are correct.

I do. I’m not the mod that let that one through.

If the post is tagged with Mod L then I was the one that let it through, I’m fairly certain that one was Mod F.

-Mod L

msparp?

That would be Mod F’s thing.

I am not Mod F.

-Mod L

Well no matter the Mod, All of you should do as Mod L does then, so that way there is no confusion and everyone is happy! :)

They should also tag themselves in the posts they approve so we know who needs to get yelled at.

-Mod L

uhm what's that thing you hate sorry if i sound dumb

You’re not being dumb.

I’ve added it to the faq now, by “that thing I hate” I mean when people reblog our posts saying how that fact isn’t forgotten. There are few things I hate more than having to see that.

-Mod L

Forgotten Fact: Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum ishi krimpatul.

-Mod L

Forgotten fact John symbol is from ghostbuster which featured heavily in homestruck

Cuz if you like it then you should have put a source on it~

If you liked it then you should have put a source on it~

-Mod L

i thought you meant the one where people forgot to source their factz

Oh no, I rather enjoy it when that happens because that gives me an excuse to make really stupid jokes.

-Mod L

Here's that ask translated: One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

Oh, that explains it then,

I never really got into Lord of the Rings.

-Mod L

actually im pretty sure thats wrong. Isnt johns symbol the weird knock off? the green slime ghost from the what pumpkin store poster.

I think it said it was a bootleg or something.

-Mod L

hi! sorry this isn't a forgotten fact or a question, but i just wanted to say thanks for you guys taking time out of your day for this blog because it's a cool blog and it's fun to see homestuck facts that were forgotten from a long while ago! and i hope you all have a nice weekend too! C:

Well thank you kindly, friend.

-Mod L

Dave Strider likes big butts and he simply cannot lie

Well, I suppose you could twist that into a fact because of that one time he stared at those plushrumps with his mouth agape.

-Mod L 

To answer the John's logo thing on the TopatoCo item page (the Green Slime Ghost Print) It says: I AM NOT FRIGHTENED FOR ANY OF THE GHOST!!!What are you going to do? Soul time escape, make the play of course. Ancestor gravestones has power for awake up GREEN SLIME GHOST! So many attack, it happens rather quickly!" In other words, it's a japanese styled bootleg of Ghostbusters.

Well there you go then.

-Mod L

ur wasting ur time gtfo

-Mod L

fact: lord english is bringing sexy back

-Mod L

You are so great for using that Brock gif omfg.

-Mod L

That one needs to be rebloggable too please

Someone already has you covered.

-Mod L

Why does it seem like you guys get the most shit out of the homestuck blogs I follow? The mods are wonderful and the content is exactly what the title says so why?

THANK GOD.

SOMETHING THAT ISN’T COMPLETE NONSENSE.

If I had to guess, it’s probably because most of the mistakes we make are more or less our faults or that our content is sometimes lackluster; but I guess if you want an answer that’s not just speculation you should ask someone who dislikes us.

-Mod L

as the anon that originally sent the fact about le bringing sexy back, i'm not sure if i should be proud or regretful of what unfolded here

Why not both?

-Mod L

with the sollux and feferi's scream fact, sollux cant actually understand the screams of the soon to be deceased. I know it's in one of the pesterlogs he has with aradia but I cant find it at the moment

Not to sound rude friend, but not being able to find your evidence sort of invalidates your point.

-Mod L

if you give me a little while, I'll sift through the logs and try and find it

You probably should have done that to begin with.

-Mod L

Rose said Dave had fiery red hair once in a pesterlog.

You seem to have forgotten something, but that’s par for the source by now.

-Mod L

When Rose said that, she was talking about Smuppets. Check your privilege.

Done.

-Mod L

okay wow I cant find it. I swear I read it in a pesterlog though... oh well, retract on that sollux/feferi ask i did and I deeply apologize for bein a tool ;w;

Relax friend, you didn’t seem like a tool to me.

-Mod L

You need to run the program as the True Administrator.

But Mod F is the true administrator, that just wouldn’t be right.

-Mod L

Mod L just get out you don't deserve to be in this fandom or on tumblr.

Probably not, but I feel like an analogy is in order. Wasps don’t deserve to exist on this earth, in my opinion, but despite how much you tell a wasp to leave it won’t listen to you; that is because wasps are cold little shits and they don’t care what you think.

-Mod L

mod L you're beautiful never leave

I don’t plan on it.

-Mod L

ilu mod L

…crap

I already used my “and I love you random citizen gif”

…hmmm, what to do what to do.

Oh wait, I got it!

Shit.

-Mod L

Hey I have a question! Umm, I think a somewhat forgotten fact is that not only was Eridan sawed in half by Kanaya but decapitated by Gamzee, how would one source that?

I don’t think we would let that through anyways, it just seems like the sort of thing that we would get backsass for posting. Sorry friend.

-Mod L

Mod F is a 1500 year old Buddhist Saint, I can get behind this.

ok

Don't stop accepting shipping submissions because some people are butt-hurt. You can't help whats in the comic and if they are so mad they should take it up with Andrew Hussie rather than and of the mods because you didn't make it that way your just showing people true facts.

Amen.

-Mod L

Hey furgoten homseutck facts did u kno that eridam is forevver alon? SOURE: a funy pix

Thank you.

I really had absolutely no idea.

-Mod F

Erisol is canon not solfef source: google search for erisol gets 107,000 results while solfef only gets 16,300 :Y

That can’t possibly be how it works because DavespritexCosbytop only has 4 results and we all know how that ship is 100% canon.

-Mod L 

Do you have the fact that terezi stated spades slick makes her nervous?

I can’t say that we do.

But for the record, if you add /tagged/<character> to the end of our url you could find that out for yourself.

-Mod L

hussie said all fantrolls and fankids are canon. even the shitty ones. (sorry i can't find the source!)

As much as I’d love to make that into a fact (and believe me, I would) I’m pretty sure we’d get hounded with “omg guys he wasn’t being serious.”

Also, I think he said that in one of his answers posts.

-Mod L

yknow a lot of these facts arent really what this blog is about. it's completely irrelevant to the comic whether terezi wears shoes while she sleeps, or what photo hussie used for jade's gun. these are actual things that are relevant to the plot line or just small things that are important that you might have forgotten you know?

Thank you for your wisdom, o’ Great One.  Clearly you know better than us what this blog is about with your slightly ambiguous message, shrouded by the security blanket of anonymity.  A shrine should be erected in your honour for gathering up the generosity to inform us of our folly.  I wipe the egg off my face and salute your towering understanding of relevancy. 

But in all seriousness, some of the facts that you have flagged as irrelevant maintain their place on this blog nonetheless.  Others may refer to them for reasons other than yours.  While one person browses this blog for plot-related information they may have missed, another may be looking for humourous things to include in a roleplay.  And other reasons yet.  Denying facts that are not plot-related would potentially rob a person of some interesting tidbit of knowledge that they may have fun musing over.

Furthermore, this blog is for fun.  Getting all seriousface about Homestuck is… kind of stupid.  It is a webcomic.  On the internet.  In which a lot of stupid extraneous shit takes place.  While I enjoy the plot of Homestuck, I also enjoy the weird, pointless antics that go down irrelevant to Large Overarching Plot shenanigans.  So if someone wants to submit a fact about Terezi’s shoe-status, who the fuck am I to decide that that’s “irrelevant” to Homestuck?  That is not an authority that I am in any position to hold.  And, you know, it’s all part of the goddamn fun.

- the other one

You type so much longer responses than mod F and mod L, why?!

There’s this new thing that they just discovered.  Oh man, it’s gonna blow your pants off when you hear it.  Are you ready?  No you’re not.  But I’m gonna tell you anyway.  Please try to contain yourself:

Sometimes, people are different from eachother.

CRAZY, RIGHT?!? I didn’t believe it when I first heard it.  But now the whole world is starting to make more sense!  Gosh, I feel so foolish for having gone around most of my life thinking that everyone was identical to everyone else. 

-the other one

The double spacing at the beginning of sentences doesn't really help the length thing

I can put double spaces after a full stop if I so please.  The ‘length thing’ is not a problem that needs to be helped.  I am perfectly content with the voluminosity of my replies.

-the other one

Andrew why are you such a weirdo?

Are you lost?

-the other one

Wow, disregarding basic writing rules. That is so hardcore and edgy! You are an inspiration, truly.

Yeah because CLEARLY it’s not one of those ‘whichever you want is fine’ things.  Clearly.

-the other one

You should change your name to the sassy one, instead of the other one.

I do not believe that to be the will of the Prophets.  

-the other one

Are you on a typewriter? No? Then it isn't. You just look like your space bar is broken.

Oh, have I offended you with my personal typing choices?  I’m so sorry.  But you’ll just have to put your grown-up pants on and suck it the fuck up.

-the other one

so are you mod failure and mod loser or are those your initials for your firstnames

Considering how much this blog sucks, I guess Mod Failure and Mod Loser makes a whole lot of sense.
But no, in reality it stands for Mod Fonix and Mod Lamp.

-Mod F

Since when did this blog suck.

Ever since a 15 year old girl who has no idea what she is doing started this blog.

-Mod F

With your ask responses blocked, this blog is finally tolerable to follow again. Wish I had noticed the tag sooner.

Wait, you have the asks blocked?

So that means I can put literally anything here and you won’t see it.

Hm.

Damn that felt good.

-Mod L

mod f ilu

And I love you too!!
And I wrote a fanfic about me and u bb. <3

“Mod f, ilu” Whispered the anon, blushing hard. Mod F squirmed and turned beet red, along with the anon. “I-it’s not like I like you or anything, B-baka,” Mod F tenderly said with an anime like demeanor. “L-let’s have hot yaois now. P-please, I need you!”
And then they fucked.

-Mod F

Unf

-Mod L

Honestly I can see where the blocked ask anon is coming from. You guys can sound really rude and abrasive at times and you have a bad tendency to feed the trolls. It's your blog and you can do what you want blah blah blah, but nobody wants to hang out with that kid who complains and insults everyone all the time. Worth thinking about, anyway.

I can’t speak for the other mods but the reason why I let a lot of hatemail go through is because I wait for people to be rude just so I can tell them off. I know that’s really stupid but I’ve had to sit and listen to too many extremely stupid people run off their mouths and be physically incapable of doing anything to make them shut up. I have so much built up hate for people like that I desperately look for an outlet for it. I know it’s not the best way to deal with people or the best way to run a blog but I just need it sometimes, you know?

Eh, probably not.

-Mod L

OMG i'm so sorry I didn't know you weren't taking facts on her quirk it wasn't in the rules thing and I haven't seen a post on it and I know a lot of people forget and type in all out leek for her. Again I am so sorry like super sorry please please please don't be mad at me. I'm sorry

Relax friend, no harm done.

It’s just we get that submission a lot and it strikes me as way to obvious to post.

-Mod L

roxy likes to drink fruit loops did you know

-Mod L

I love this blog! Both mods are doing a great job, and it would be a shame to see you leave. But it's your choice, after all. I like knowing little interesting things from earlier in the comic.

*All three mods

And It’s just been coming really close lately, sometimes the people/anons get really… well stupid sounds mean, but it’s true.

I might just take a short Hiatus soon.

-Mod F