August 2012

My apologies, I've only ever seen Mod L and F.

It’s funny because they’re around so little everyone forgets they exist.

-Mod L

shut up and just make more facts

What’s that?

Keep answering stupid questions that are completely irrelevant to this blogs main content?

Well I thought you’d never ask!

-Mod L

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how not to run an ask blog. Good idea, but awful mods that are rude and just royal jackasses. Gj.

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, allow me to show you how not to give criticism.

Now, as you can see from this fine specimen here, someone seems to have a problem with the way that we run our blog and has decided to message us about it. However they seem to have forgotten to take a few things into account before sending this to us.

1) They have failed to specify what makes us awful.

It’s ok to have opinions but if you’re going to submit a complaint you better be able to state some specific examples if you don’t want to get ignored.

2) Instead of being constructive they opted to simply insult us.

You should really be more constructive with your criticism instead of just opting to tell us that we’re jackasses. By calling us jackasses you’ve removed any chance of us taking anything that you say into serious consideration. Try again.

3) You’re telling me what I already know.

I know that I’m about as rude as a person can get, please tell me something that isn’t blatantly obvious.

4) Thinking that we would take this seriously with the way that oyu worded it.

If you claim that we are indeed “awful, rude, and royal jackasses” why did you think that we would actually listen to such a comment? That seems like some pretty flawed logic there, friend.

If you feel like trying again don’t hesitate to do so.

-Mod L

leave mod L alone, for all we know, this could be L, the guy who eats cake all day and thinks Light is Kira. or L could just be a codename for their real name, either way Mod L is a good person

Both of these things are distinct possibilities.

-Mod L

You actually do tend to miss the tags for about 30-40% of the asks that you answer. Could you try to keep up with that more, so it's easier to block them please?

I always tag the asks.

Granted I can be a little slow on the draw if I’m answering them in rapid succession.

I’ll try and do better at that.

-Mod L

you guys could do a separate account for asks. :U sorta like what socially unacceptable art does. that way, people who like the asks can follow that account, people who don't don't have to wade through the asks, and you guys don't have to stop answering asks. i do have to admit, even with tumblr savior, it gets tedious to have one content post for every ten ask replies.

First off, I must thank you for not being rude about it, this is how we can actually take things seriously.
And, I have actually thought about it, considering we have gotten multiple suggestions on doing so. I honestly don’t like the idea too much, and I realize that it might be a bit annoying to sift through asks, but I just have no motivation.

Sorry.

-Mod F

Once upon a time, Mod L and Mod F sang METAL SONGSS BECAUSE THEY WERE AREWON=ME LIKE THAT AND THN MOD A WAS LIEK LOLNOPE SO MODL AND MOD F STARTED SINGING REALLY ASWESOM VOCALOID ROCK MUSIC AND THN THE WRODL IMPLODED TWICE FROM AWESOMENESS AND THEN MOD L AND MOD F HAD HOT YAOI SEX AND IT WAS THE BEST BREAKFAST EVER The end.

Thanks

-Mod F

What was the shipping ask that said something about one of the Mods being a dominatrix?

WHAT

-Mod L

wait a second what blog does batman run

hs-pet-peeves, and it’s The Batman.

-Mod L

Well that's good because I felt uncomfortable throwing Fonix in there anyways. Fonix can go to Fonixland where she can't hear the noise of the two of you doing unspeakable things.

-Mod L

just curious, is there any specific reason a lot of todays facts are about gamzee or is it just coincidence

Merely a coincidence, haha.

-Mod F

Hugs ur face.

Thanks.

I needed that

-Mod F

IT"S THE TAVPOCALYPSE RUn

-Mod L

I'm like 90% sure the Tavpocalypse is something I'd like to be a part of but then the other 10% of me is going like "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS ENTAILS ASIDE FROM TAVROS" and I'm lost help please

I can’t help you with that.

Just, embrace the Tavpocolypse.

How can I be Tavros when I am already Tavros?

-Mod F

"don’t you know not to follow unquality blogs?" is that so? yOU JUST LOST A FOLlower

Good!!
We don’t need followers like you!
I would use Tumblrstalkr to see who you are, but for some reason it’s not loading properly, right now.

-Mod F

Well that was a rude anon.

Thanks I didn’t notice.

But yes, yes they were!

-Mod F

Dirk Strider does NOT wear finger-less gloves. Bro Strider does.

Gee friend, we sure would love to make that into a fact but if you looked at our submission guildlines then you would know that any facts about personal appearances would fly about as well as a lead balloon; and I mean a balloon made out of solid lead, not like the thin lead one they made on mythbusters that was capable of flight.

-Mod L

Why no appearance facts?

Because, if we let any facts about appearances through people will get all up in our grills about how everything appearance wise is presented subjectively so everyone can have their own headcanons.

-Mod L

Even if it's obvious when the appearance is not subjective? Like for example, John has a green slime ghost on his shirt?

I dunno

I’m not the one who made the rule.

-Mod L

What if there is TEXT PROOF of an appearance fact?

I’m fairly certain we’ve shot down appearance facts with backing like that before.

-Mod L

Hussie has said once (answering a question about the characters' races) that even though john calls bro a 'white rapper' in text, that was just an amusing line to him and you could still imagine bro looking however you wanted. I think even text based appearance facts are kind of dodgy then, based on that.

Hence why that doesn’t make them fly.

-Mod L

Going through your asks mod f and l remind me of Caliope and Caliborn and it's kinda cute

-Mod L

Why hasn't WV had to pee yet? Do carapaces even have a digestion system?

No, they just eat for shits and giggles.

-Mod L

WV: Eat. Shit. Giggle.

-Mod L

Karkat has grey skin Source: Every page with Karkat

-Mod L

you should make up a stupid fact, post it, and look at all of these idiots trying to prove it's wrong

Now that sounds like an easy way to get angry messages if I ever heard it.

Besides, there’s already a blog for that.

-Mod L

Fact: mod f will probably not be active for a while. She is really sick. Source: her sister

Well that’s too bad, I…

…wait…

CRAP.

THAT MEANS I’LL ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

-Mod L

i'd like to point out that wv doesn't really prefer vegetables but just eats anything green :`

And just how many times have you seen green meat?

…

…

…

if you bring up green eggs and ham I’m going to throw a brick at you.

-Mod L

do you not rember jades green meat?

The fact that WV has blunt teeth is another thing that makes him a vegetarian.

Or at least less likely to eat meat, we never said he was a vegetarian.

-Mod L

Jeeze people. Prefering to eat veggies =/= vegetarian.

Precisely.

-Mod L

I'M BRINGING UP GREEN EGGS AND HAM

-Mod L

Hey, just gonna point out, on page 11 you use my friend's cosplay as a reaction image. I don't know how he feels about it, but its kind of awkward to use someone else's cosplay photo for a reaction gif? A different friend of mine recently spoke out against that, since pictures like that can make people believe you're the same person since cosplay is an entirely fandom thing, so you might want to choose against using those in the future.

Hm? Did I?

I’m terribly sorry, and thank you for pointing that out, I’ll be sure to avoid that in the future.

-Mod L

EDIT: Ah, so it wasn’t me.

For some reason I assumed it was. Well I’ll be sure to tell the other one.

-Mod L

If you read the pages included in the submission about the Alpha Kid's aspects carefully, you'll notice that Hussie also said their titles: MAIDEN VOYAGE, EVERY PAGE, ROGUISH DEMEANOR, and PHILOSOPHER PRINCE.

I’m fairly certain that’s what they meant and it was just poor wording, but whatever.

-Mod L

Not sure if it's worth noting but the heads in the last fact were also moirails at one point.

Well that’s pretty interesting.

-Mod L

I don't know if this adds onto the point but both Aradia and Kanaya have died at some point so maybe that has something to do with it as well? Or maybe I'm just stupid...

Nope, not stupid!

-Mod F

Could I submit, not a 'forgotten' fact, but a almost-unknown scientific fact that has an effect on Homestuck's plot?

Well, I never really thought about that!

I suppose, you could. In a way, it would all come down to if it’s really that relevant to the comic, but yeah, submit away, and I will see what I can do!

-Mod F

If a fact that is glaringly obvious and crucial and something that anyone, even those that only read Act 5 should know, is constantly forgotten and people doesn't pay attention to it, would it qualify for this blog?

Yes. Yes it does.

-Mod F

Would the fact that Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff foreshadows things that happen in the comic be counted as a hsforgottenfact? I know a few people who read Homestuck who thought that SBaHJ was just Hussie being weird.

Yeah, that would definitely count as a Forgotten/not well known fact!

-Mod F 

Wasnt it like, Mod F who said they hate Fandumb blogs?

Well, yes, yes I did.

Which is only because I feel like there are too many of them… They are kind of out of control in my humble opnion.

-Mod F

To be fair, most of the Fandumb blogs have disappeared, and the ones still around don't post TOO much.

True, I suppose.

I mean, there are a few I really really like. But there are some I just feel aren’t necessary at all.

-Mod F

Wow do you really hate fandumb blogs that bad, If I ever see you in real life I will set your house on fire and gang rape you

Wow I am so done

-Mod F

Well I think this blog isn't necessary, as there is at least one other like this.

there WAS one blog like this. But they deleted the blog, which is why this exists. :P

-Mod F

... You win this round. But I'll be back!

Oh my god

-Mod F

What's a fandumb blog?

Fandumb blog:
EX- homestucksonyoutube, homestucksonda, stupidhomestucks, homestucksonthetumblrs etc

-Mod F

Mod F is gettin' real tired of your bullshit.

-Mod F

/smooches Mod F for being a patient and tolerant individual

I’m not THAT patient, wow.

But, haha thanks, I need some nice people to relieve this tension.

Like, what the hell, though, anon?!
That wasn’t cool.

-Mod F 

maybe you should turn off anon for a little bit..?

No it’s all fine now, I’m settled down a little more, and the anon has been blocked.

-Mod F