September 2012

==> Submitted by Anon

ariento(.)tumblr(.)com/post/30596101964/for-all-the-peeps-who-cant-view-it-on-the-main Here's the Tumblr post with the video, I can't seem to find the video itself on Youtube though. Is this what you needed?

YES.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.

-Mod F

hey, did you get the one about gamzee's godtier?

No?

eridan's never said nyeh or wweh? does that count?

Haha I think the whole sane fandom knows this.

But yeah, I’ll leave this here.

-Mod F

I feel like you guys don't have any submissions because everyone's forgotten the facts that would be "forgotten facts"

We’re running ourselves dry on knowledge.

-Mod L

I cannot find the graph this was from but John and Karkat said fuckass once and Jade said fuckass twice!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m sorry about that.

It’s just that we get this submission all the goddamned time.

I really need to add “things to stop submitting to us” to the FAQ because it gets a little ridiculous.

-Mod L

I don't have the editing programs/time to make a graphic so can I just submit a forgotten fact with the source? :(

That’s what most people do anyways.

Go right ahead, friend.

-Mod L

i dont think two times qualifies it for "SHE SAYS IT ALLLL THE TIME!"

Friend I think you may have read that wrong.

-Mod L

heres a forgotten fact: homestuck actually has a plot

-Mod L

4goten honestruck fact: veryonse in yaois with each other honestruck doesnt HAVE a plot ha ha ha how high do u have to BE to do something like that

-Mod L

What are the mods opinions of Latula, Porrim and Kankri?

Well, Latula, I dunno, she kinda annoys me… But she’s pretty cute,

Porrim is a babe, like wow,

and ok

did you see my new URL, its Kan-Kri-Sore.

I think that tells you something.

-Mod F

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Now here comes Mod L with his unpopular opinion extravaganza!!!!!!

That was not worth a month long wait.

It is literally impossible for me to be less interested in these characters.

Yeah they’re amusing, yeah they have good design but for me there was no love at first sight with these guys.

I just really don’t care for them.

Also I don’t get the appeal of Porrim.

At all.

And that isn’t me asking you to explain it to me, I really don’t care.

-Mod L

:33 < Im in heat, hold all my calls

Oh my god

-Mod F

forgotten fact: homestuck is a webcomic, not an anime. 3;U

did you guys ever get that ask saying that lusii don't share their troll's quirks?

No we didn’t, but it’s a good thing to keep in mind.

-Mod F

pisses in the inbox

Clean that up.

-Mod F

did u kno aradias ancestors name is damara. damara being a breed of sheep and aries being a ram and all and stuff...

I an go+ing to+ punch yo+u in the fetus.

You an going to?

Lord I’m horribly frightened.

-Mod L

Here's something that's forgotten that people don't seem to realize yet: Porrim, from the looks of her talksprite, is pretty much flat-chested. She doesn't have big boobs.

Hi there captain under informed.

Did you know that we don't accept facts about character's person appearances?

No?

You do now.

-Mod L

I don't know how you let that Roxy/Mom fact through. They are both different people.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don’t let them hear you.

-Mod L

anon u serious that chick probably wears a d cup

Wow, she totally does.

-Mod L

here's a forgotten fact. john likes reading paranormal lore. you can see it at the very beginning of homestuck, 4 pages in on John: Examine Room.

We already have that one.

-Mod L

john is not a homosexual

-Mod L

forgotten hoemstuck fact: im hot ur not

-Mod L

Seriously? We're arguing over the size of Porrim's breasts now? WHO CARES? Does it even remotely change how she interacts with others or situations? If not, let's leave if off this blog, okay?

It’s funny because we’ve only been getting messages to stop arguing when no real arguing has taken place.

-Mod L

Gosh there are more ironic and useless asks than facts. Couldn't you just ignore the useless ones? >^>

I like to give this blog some personality, otherwise I would just ignore most of these asks.

Besides, they aren’t hurting anybody.

-Mod L

dear mod L you dont have to sign everything with your name just tag it. for your health

Nah.

-Mod L

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But Mod L!! Aren't you afraid that Kira's going to discover your real name? 0_0

Please, he’s too busy dramatically eating potato chips to figure me out.

-Mod L

Mod L, how can you be so sassy ?

It comes from a mixture of cleverness and minimal regard for the consequences of the things that I say.

Honestly it’s sort of a curse.

-Mod L

Forgotten HS fact: There are in fact people that don't give a shit about the characters' sexualities.

Cool story bro.

-Mod F

fire mod L

Now why would I do that?

-Mod F

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No I think you misunderstand.

This fair anon is telling you about their roleplaying character fire! mod l.

It’s a simple misunderstanding really.

-Mod L

:33 < bitch you fucked with the wrong nigga hoe

Whoa Pimpeta,

-Mod F

Fire the other one

Wow what did they do to rustle your jimmies?

-Mod F

YOu CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBOuRHOOD, MOTHERFuCKER.

oh ok

-Mod F

MY NAMES CALIBORN AND I WILL END YOu

Claiborn pls

-Mod F

i don't think school libraries care about language once you're in high school because lots of even young adult books curse often and by that point kids are going to be saying fuck every other word anyways; it's futile

what's the chat link?

I deleted it because there were too many people umu

im sorry

Forgotten forgottenhsfacts fact: There is, in fact, an elusive third mod, other than the well-known mods f and l. Despite being in the FAQ, the name of this mysterious final member of the trio is unknown to all.

Somebody read the FAQ.

-Mod F

I d9n't understand what every9ne's pr96lem with M9d L is. I scr9ll thr9ugh my dash and see n9thing 6ut "Fire M9D L" 9ver and 9ver. I d9n't think there's anything wr9ng with them. -shrug- ~CR

Kankri is that you

-Mod F

fire all the mods

ok.

mods, go home

we have no job anymore

-Mod F

fOrGoTtEn FaCt: I mOtHeRfUcKiNg MaRrIeD eVeRyOnE.

yES YOU DID, YES YOU DID.

-Mod F

Err, the Gamzee/John kiss probably didn't happen, it is drawn in the style that Hussie usually draws things that aren't really happening.

Well then there are two ways to take it that keep the fact true.

1) It happened in the comic, but not necisserally in the reality of the comic.

2) There’s still Gamzee’s implied sloppy makeouts with Tavros’ head.

Take your pick.

-Mod L

Jade keeps bands around her fingers to help her remember things" is pretty well known

I disagree with that.

-Mod L

I swear this fandom needs remembering bands on their fingers sometimes...

Or possibly jammed into their mouths to keep them from saying absurdly stupid things sometimes.

-Mod L

I prefer Mod F over Mod L tho

-Mod L

Mod F x mod L , best ship

Not enough Yaoi.

0/10 would not ship.

-Mod L

what about other one and mod l? that's super yaoi.

Oh damn…that’s good.

-Mod L

==> Submitted by Anon

Hussie got inspiration for making the trolls before he even knew he was going to have trolls in the story by the "Little Monsters" movie poster John got for his birthday. I don't have a source because I have the Homestuck book and it's in the author notes, unless I can take a picture of it?

Yeah I guess taking a picture of it and adding it to the post would count as a source.

Unless someone else knows a better way.

-Mod L

Is it really a forgotten fact if it is in the book though? And scanning the page or just using a citation might be better. If that person is wrong or making things up, this one isn't, someone else with the book will be quick to correct them I'm sure.

Not everyone has the book, and not everyone will read the authors notes if they do. I say it's forgotten because of those reasons. And I have a scanner so that will work better. I'll do it now. c:

Scratch that Bardy Boy, this guy is on it already.

-Mod L