January 2018

why did John have those clown drawings on his walls after all? (page 002901)

Gamzee’s chucklevoodoo gave him nightmares and he drew the clowns in his sleep

this has been confusing me for awhile so please correct me if i’m wrong.So the timeline post act 7 goes, They all go to Earth C, hang out and have a good time or whatever, then many many years later on Earth C, caliborn and calliope are hatched by gamzee because he’s immortal and just lived that long, and gamzee took them to the troll meteor which is on earth C. Then after caliborn sends john that snapchat, the kids find caliborn somewhere and then Caliborn’s masterpiece takes place? im confused

Either Gamzee is immortal due to plot armor, he got his hangs on time travel tech again, or the theory that the mini-black hole created by Jack English’s beheading was a portal to far future Earth C is true.

But other than that, yeah, you have the timeline just right.

How can Cherubs have culture and folklore if they live their entire lives in solitude?

I’m sorry, but what culture and folklore are you talking about? None comes to mind, unless you’re talking about the stuff Aranea exposited but that wasn’t really folklore as much as it was just facts

Are lime and red the only 2 blood colors for cherubs

those are the only ones we know about

Okay BUT this is probably the most stupid question, and I apologise, but I haven't finished all of Homestuck yet and I am losing sleep thinking about how Tavros puts his shirt on?? With horns that big..??

the collar of his shirt is elastic so he steps into it like a skirt

did we ever find out who fedorafreak on Serious Business was and how come they were allegedly in the Medium as well (evidenced by them sending messages about alchemizing "tall pants")? who do you wager it is?

He was a friend of dad ebgert and he died while presumably playing his own copy of sburb

how did gamzee know what the cherubs would need inorder to stockpile everything? howd he plan so far ahead ? like i was thinking about calliopes facepaint and howd he know shed need it? and howd he know how much? not just for face paint but for evertyhing?

Future him was inside Lil Cal and presumably told him what he needed to know, it’s paradoxical. 

Name all of the homestuck things irl

juggalo march on Washington

Dave Strider for Congress

Extended Zodiac/Aspect Quiz

I know there’re others but I can’t think of them, feel free to add more

How do you know all of these facts? One can't possibly remember every single detail in Homestuck

I look it up, some things are harder to find than others but they will all fall before my gaze eventually