Forgotten fact: Hussie didn't name any of the kids or trolls! Not pre- or post-scratch in either case. It's most likely because so many people started reading after the suggestion boxes were closed, but it's still pretty cool to check out the old threads and such!
OBJECTION! I think he may have named john, the rest were named by forumgoers. Source: CTRL+F "Named By" on the kids' pages on the mspawiki.