July 2012

Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.

It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”

Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.

“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere

They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.

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I- I dont know how to respond to this.

6/10, needs more booty

-Mod F

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The funny part is that I don’t like booty.

-Mod L

That post you made saying Terezi thinks both Eridan and Sollux are cool, using screenshots. Uh, you realize she was talking about Dave, right? And so was Sollux?

Yes but we are too lazy to fix it.
Moving on.

-Mod F 

Dear Mod F, We are pleased with thy work. Thou mayst continue. --Princess Luna

Luna, I-

-Mod F

why does mod a never show his/her/its face

I don’t know, go ask him?
-Mod F 

Yes, Mod A here.  Hi, hello, good to see you with my face, which I’ll admit has been absent for a chunk of time but I am DONE SHEDDING MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND am here for proper good now.  :| 

-the other one

submission: uu's real name is caliborn, and he and calliope, his greenblooded sister, share the same body.

Wow is this really forgotten? Have you SEEN the fandom lately?

-Mod F

Too lazy to just go edit Eridan to Dave? e-e Plus there are 3 of you... Are you ALL lazy, then?

Yes, yes we are…

Don’t judge us ok.
Maybe I should just delete that one. OTL
-Mod F 

you should edit it so it says forgottenhslies

-Mod F

Are there meteors surrounding Alternia that are full of buildings? Because I remember they said something like that.

I’m not sure.

Good thing I’m rereading the comic. I’m up at the part where Jade is introduced.

-Mod F

last night was alot of fun are we gonna do it again tonight?

Sorry, I might not be able to, I actually have a lot going on tonight, so yeah, sorry.

-Mod F

ooc: holy shit I click on yer msparp link and no ones on and the log has smut wtf did I walk into

You walked in on the Homestuck fandom.

Nothing more needs to be said.

-Mod F

so do you think your gonna do it tonight? my connection couldnt handle all the pepole

Nope probably not tonight, sorry. :P But tomorow night, now there’s a different story. I will DEFINATELY be on tomorow night!

-Mod F

Dear Mods F, L, and A, You do good work here. Keep it up. Signed, Princess Cadence <3

Oh Cadance, I-

Why would the best pony compliment US?!
We suck.

-Mod F

Dear Princess Cadence, can you hide me for a few days? i think i may have accidentally left a few of my writings in the open because rarity's really scared of me now... i hope she's okay... ~Fluttershy

tumblr user t3r3z1-just1c3 i believe u missed the party

That they did.

-Mod F

man some of these pepole are missing the hot strippers and sex. sucks to be them

I- I’m just gonna leave this here.

-Mod F

From what I can tell, the main premise of this blog has turned out to be: "Just go re-read the "boring" parts that most people skipped over. You'll learn a lot!"

Yeah, pretty much.

I also think this blog has actually inspired people to READ homestuck, instead of skipping over a whole lotta crap.

-Mod F

Um. I was looking through the notes on my fact, and I'd just like to clarify that I DO know it's a reference to Problem Sleuth. I kind of thought people would gather I meant the first time we see the windows in Homestuck. Oh well :(

Haha I knew what you meant with the fact, just other people don’t. >>
So yeah.

-Mod F