August 2012

"anonymous sent: hussie said all fantrolls and fankids are canon. even the shitty ones. (sorry i can't find the source!)" i saw this ask and i really like how hussie does this he sort of leaves it up to us like when he saidthat thing about how even though john calls bro a white rapper we can really picture him any way we want :)

The source is Hussie himself in one of his ask shenanigins.

But yeah. I think he was joking.

-Mod F

I remember reading somewhere that trolls are named after the sounds their lusii make. Is that headcanon or canon, because I can't remember.

No it’s true.

The Lusus will gurgle some sounds, and the closes six letters to that sound, will be the trolls name.

-Mod F

True Homestuck Fact: Homestuck is homestuck

Thanks

-Mod F

can you post the page number for the lusii gurgling troll names? it sounds interesting!! :o

Oh god, sorry I would if I remembered what page it was.

-Mod F

true fact homestuck is really homestruck, we've been misspelling it all these years

We did it kids.

-Mod F

The 'gurgling sounds to make their names' thing isn't from a page- it's from one of Hussie's Q&A posts~.

Well that explains it. I just read all of his Q&A’s recently.

-Mod F

badgers wearing spandex

Thankyou for your input.

-Mod F

Sorry if i sound stupid but how did Terezi get her name then?

Well.

Her Lusus.

Somehow.

-Mod F

Fact: Everything that happened has happened

thanku

-Mod F

on how do terezi and gamzee have names: don't forget the trolls were chosen by the lusii. when terez and gamzee were chosen [somehow], their lusii gave them names. It's been shown that terezi's lusii can talk to her dreamself and can control her, so maybe it has other communication powers that let it name her. Gamzee's probably named him and left.

Isn't John allergic to peanuts? He stated it when he first entered into his Dad's study and saw the can of gag peanuts.

Yeah, he is.

He and Jake both.

-Mod F

well great now i keep laughing because i'm imagining karkat's lusus just going around clicking his claws and being all "KARKATKARKATKARKARKARKATKAT"

Im-

continuing on from the other anon what if tinkerbull flew around like TAVROOOOOSTAVROOOOOOS

That’s even better.

-Mod F

But what if a lusus literally said "Gurgle Gurgle" and that was the troll's name

Well techincally, Gurgle COULD be a trolls’ name…

It’s six letters and all…

-Mod F

It terrifies me to think about how Feferi got her name.

Oh my god

-Mod F

this reminds me of pokemon

How

what

-Mod F

New fantroll named Gurgle Snorts

Im naming my fantroll this.

It’s canon.

-Mod F

i don't know if you are appecting affiliates or anything, but fyeahunapperciatedhsart(.)tumblr(.)com wants to join with you

Yes that is fine.
Added.

-Mod F 

That's the problem- the fact is NOT beneath it in text. The text and the fact clearly do not match up. Clicking on the photo does not enlarge it, but in fact takes you back to the index of the blog.

I noticed the problem, and deleted both the ask AND the fact. :c

The submitter will, hopefully resend it in, and easier to read.

Im sorry about this!!

-Mod F

that sounds really unpleasant, like you do some sort of snorting-ish laugh like people do sometimes and then you end up choking and start gurgling

The Gl'bgolyb whispered it tenderly, not daring to bring it's monstrous voice to a shout. It had contemplated this name since the troll was just a grub, and finally picked one that seemed to suit the creatures bubbly personality, "Feferi."

i just wanna say i track these asks because all you guys' responses are so clever! It makes my day how hilarious you guys are when you get some witty ask, youre witty right back. it makes me sad when you guys get hate but it makes my day when you handle it so well. You guys are just so funny i just cant <3

Awwhh, Thank you. c:
It means a lot when we get love on this blog, which is more rare than the hate we get.

But I’m glad you like this blog, and the mods!!
-Mod F 

I didn't forget any of these homestuck facts. This blog lied to me.

I’m sorry.

-Mod F

I was wondering if you knew why troll tears are the color of their blood? I probably just missed the explanation but I'm still rather curious. Does anyone know why?

Probably just because that’s how they are drawn on the comic? There’s no other real explanation. 

-Mod F

Did Jake English say bucket in front of UU on11/20/11 - "Jake: Answer."? And she didn't react to it all and people thought she was a troll?

True, but remember, not all trolls are the same. So it may have been they just thought that she didn’t mind buckets haha.

-Mod F

I think that the reason you guys don't get as much love as you do hate is because your dedicated followers see no reason, cause it is just so obvious how AWESOME you all are.

- Mod F

How'd you guys come up with this beautiful little gem of a blog?

Well when Homestuckfandumb was still around, they wanted to see a “Forgotten homestuck fact blog” And I looked one up for them, and I found one, but it wasn’t very active. And they said they would delete the blog.
So then I came around and made this.

-Mod F 

I wanted to submit something about how Jade sleepwalks and that's why Grandpa Harley made Jadebot (and also how Jade found the final frog for making The Speaker of the Vast Croak or whatever, I also think that Jadebot's fuel cell had something to do with the frog but i don't remember) but I can't find any of the panels/updates where that was evident...Ah well.

Oh… Hmm… I do know what you are talking about. But I just tried looking for it, and I had no luck finding it either. I’m sorry about that!!
-Mod F 

What was the flash where when you play as Vriska and talk to Feferi and they have a conversation? I forget what it is and can't find it, sadly. :c

Oh crap… 
I don’t remember…

-Mod F 

Mod F, did you eat L and the other one??

Yes.

-Mod F

why do i only see mod f and mod l answering questions? get it together, other one.

I said I ate them.

I AM A TRUE BLOODMOUTH NOW

-MOd F

queueueue?

As of right now, 37.

-Mod F

mod f is best mod im cry

Thank.

-Mod F