July 2012

Mmm I really think you should put the submissions in queue then. It would be helpful, wouldn't it?

We are, but we get a lot of submissions that we have to make ourselves, it gets very tiring and tedious sometimes.

-Mod F

Oh my, I apologize for sending my really old submission in through the ask... the submit button was there at the time, so I really have no excuse. I'm sorry!

Haha nononon its ok, as long as the submission button was open, it’s fine. Don’t be upset over it!
-Mod F

lol has it gotten to over 300 yet

No no it hasn’t there really isn’t that many, but it’s still overwhelming how many we have.

-Mod F

objects in the sylladex were once called artifacts

What part of “please stop submitting in the ask” do you people not understand.

-Mod F

Nepeta calls Vriska, Vwiskers. Source- [S] Equius: Seek the highb100d

I don’t think this is too forgotten, haha sorry.

-Mod F

Not sure if it's applicable to this blog, but people forget that buckets are only as sexual as condoms. Enough to make a bunch of pubescent teenagers blush, but not they're not THAT bad.

ACTUALLY

They are NOT equivelant to condoms, hear me out.

The reason trolls are so wary as to get near buckets, is not because “lolz condoms, sex hahahaha XD” It’s because if the imperial drones come up to a troll, and demands TWO pieces of genetic matieral from two different trolls, and the selected troll doesn’t have a Matesprit, then the mother grub can kill them on the spot. It’s not that they’re immature little kids, it’s that, they are scared they are going to die if they do not have a chosen matesprit.

Thank you if you read my terribly long rant.

-Mod F

Of all the things on this blog, Vwiskers is the thing you think the fandom is most likely to remember?

No, I’m just saying… A lot of people know about it, I don’t think it’s forgotten enough… Sorry if I offended anyone?
-Mod F

Actually, your knowledge on buckets is a little, drab, a kind enough word to say. Trolls actually fear death by the imperial drones who can kill you if you do not present genetic material for a kismesis bucket and matesprit bucket. The mother grub just takes the material and adds it into the incestuous slop. Buckets are more of a psychological scare than anything. It's basically like being forced at gunpoint to have sex.

I know, can we please stop the inbox is getting FILLED with buckets right now, hehe.

I wrote that really really quickly, because I need to go and I understand there is more to it, I just wrote that quick and hoped it would suffice.

And Yes, I know I made the ‘mother grub’ mistake, I havn’t read the comic in forever, ok? ;A;

-Mod F

Hold it! It would not be the mother grub that come up to them. It would be a imperial drone that comes around with a bucket. And would chop the trolls head off if they have nothing. As shown on page 004296. Other then that I agree with what you say about buckets. You go mod.

Reread what I wrote, please.

I am no longer answering bucket questions.
Now back to regular brodcasting.

-Mod F

everyone forgets that rose can morph 002278

STOP
LOOK IF I GET ANYMORE SUBMISSIONS THROUGH THE ASK I AM DONE WITH YOU GUYS

(probably not literaly but this is getting on my nerves)
Every ask we get regarding submissions will be deleted.
Let this be a reminder to you.

-Mod F

im so frikkin done with these idiots

It’s ok, me too, same here, same here.

*paps you*

-Mod F

i approve of the choice of icon, jade is perf. just puttin' that out there. :3

Thank you, my friend, I need some encouraging words today.
Today is not my day, on the internet.

-Mod F

Source for the lime blood thing?

Sorry, I forgot the source, and I already deleted the submission for it…
I beleive it was on page… 6700- something or another? I’m really really sorry!!

-Mod F

You should probably state on your blog sidebar that submissions are closed or people are still going to send them in.

I think I should.
Why did I not think of this sooner?
You are a life saver.

-Mod F 

We don't understand why you don't delete these asks, because you are continually publishing askbox submissions despite a complete prohibition on them. The more you reply to them, the more they'll come.

I’m just trying to get my point across, if I keep saying “stop submitting” maybe they will stop.

Sorry, I’m just not a very quality blog owner.

I suck at everything and just, ugh.
Yeah, I’m really sorry I suck so bad. I just have been so stressed, all of my friends moved recently and I feel so alone and literally I can’t do anything right anymore. Sorry.

-Mod F 

What do you mean by source? Because we can't send links.

Yeah, submission box is closed buddy.

-Mod F

You may wanna change the text that says "submissions are currently closed" to "submissions are open".

Oh dear I forgot about that.

Fixing that now!

-Mod F

You scared them all away. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Sigh

I guess so, huh?

-Mod F

How did you accept the fact about Sollux considering Gamzee for Matesprit/kismesis. That whole part of the flash is interpretation, the most common being that all the trolls are asking Karkat about his feelings for Gamzee, Kanaya wishes to auspictice, Terezi is wondering if she's getting the boot from his possible red quadrant, and Sollux is just asking what Karkat actually sees Gamzee as.

Possibly, and maybe I shouldn’t have accepted it, but yeah it happened.

From now on I should be more careful with accepting them… bleh

-Mod F

I love this blog. Can I just hug all the mods?

Well that’s up to Mod L and Mod A, but yes, you can definately hug me!!

-Mod F

hi i submitted a fact about sollux and shurikens, but i forgot to link to a source. do you want me to resubmit with the source or...?

Yes probably. I think I deleted it on my rampage when I was getting frustrated with submissions haha.
But never fear! Mod F is BACK to herself again!!
So yeah, go ahead and submit it again haha.

-Mod F

Is there a way to look at a certain characters facts?

Just go to Forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com/tagged/the character you want to look up. ex:
Forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com/tagged/vriska

-Mod F

also may i ask that you put an epilepsy warning on that, just in case, since it's a flashing gif. thanks!

Oh I didn’t think about that haha thank you, I should.

-Mod F

You guys suck omfg you are motherfucking motherfuckers and suck ass you fuckasses omfgggg

How did you know?!
I though we all kept that a pretty good secret…

-Mod F

This isn't much of a forgotten Homestuck /fact/ per se, but I feel like a lot of people forget that the Intermission was pretty much a primer to get us all ready for the insane amount of clusterfuck time shenanigans about to go down in Acts 4/5/6. I'm rereading it right now and holy hell the time shenanigans going on there are fucked. I guess it makes sense since the Felt are Lord English's cronies (that's probably a forgotten fact, I forgot all about that).

Well, It’s really long, so I’m not going to make this into anything, but I think this deserves to be here, so other people can see it!

-Mod F

工 ❤ ㄚ◯∪! send this to 10 blogs that you love and will never unfollow ♥ UuU

-Mod F

Hey, I submitted a fact about Nepeta that I haven't seen published, is it queued or did it not go through/was something wrong? :3

Chances are, it’s probably deep in the queue. Tell me what the fact was? I can tell you what happened to it. If it was deleted, it was probably because we already have it.

-Mod F

OH NO I JUST REALIZED YOU'RE ALL JOKING AROUND SORRY I JUST FOUND THIS BLOG TODAY RFGHBJKJHGFRDEFGHJK FORGIVE ME.

Haha no problem, It’s ok, I understand that feel. :)
-Mod F

You said no more asks, but this is about one of the facts posted on this blog. Terezi and Sollux were talking about Dave, not Eridan. I don't think anyone ever called Eridan an "insufferable prick".

We know, we are just too lazy to fix it. Please stand by.

-Mod F

Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.

It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”

Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.

“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere

They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.

——

I- I dont know how to respond to this.

6/10, needs more booty

-Mod F

——

The funny part is that I don’t like booty.

-Mod L

That post you made saying Terezi thinks both Eridan and Sollux are cool, using screenshots. Uh, you realize she was talking about Dave, right? And so was Sollux?

Yes but we are too lazy to fix it.
Moving on.

-Mod F 

Dear Mod F, We are pleased with thy work. Thou mayst continue. --Princess Luna

Luna, I-

-Mod F

why does mod a never show his/her/its face

I don’t know, go ask him?
-Mod F 

Yes, Mod A here.  Hi, hello, good to see you with my face, which I’ll admit has been absent for a chunk of time but I am DONE SHEDDING MY RESPONSIBILITIES AND am here for proper good now.  :| 

-the other one

submission: uu's real name is caliborn, and he and calliope, his greenblooded sister, share the same body.

Wow is this really forgotten? Have you SEEN the fandom lately?

-Mod F

Too lazy to just go edit Eridan to Dave? e-e Plus there are 3 of you... Are you ALL lazy, then?

Yes, yes we are…

Don’t judge us ok.
Maybe I should just delete that one. OTL
-Mod F 

you should edit it so it says forgottenhslies

-Mod F

ooc: omgod you keep having msparp chats at times I'm not on I'm gonna cry

We are still on. :)

http://msparp.com/chat/OOCwithvriska

There is only two of us though now OTL

-Mod F

Are there meteors surrounding Alternia that are full of buildings? Because I remember they said something like that.

I’m not sure.

Good thing I’m rereading the comic. I’m up at the part where Jade is introduced.

-Mod F

last night was alot of fun are we gonna do it again tonight?

Sorry, I might not be able to, I actually have a lot going on tonight, so yeah, sorry.

-Mod F

ooc: holy shit I click on yer msparp link and no ones on and the log has smut wtf did I walk into

You walked in on the Homestuck fandom.

Nothing more needs to be said.

-Mod F

so do you think your gonna do it tonight? my connection couldnt handle all the pepole

Nope probably not tonight, sorry. :P But tomorow night, now there’s a different story. I will DEFINATELY be on tomorow night!

-Mod F

Dear Mods F, L, and A, You do good work here. Keep it up. Signed, Princess Cadence <3

Oh Cadance, I-

Why would the best pony compliment US?!
We suck.

-Mod F

Dear Princess Cadence, can you hide me for a few days? i think i may have accidentally left a few of my writings in the open because rarity's really scared of me now... i hope she's okay... ~Fluttershy

tumblr user t3r3z1-just1c3 i believe u missed the party

That they did.

-Mod F

man some of these pepole are missing the hot strippers and sex. sucks to be them

I- I’m just gonna leave this here.

-Mod F

From what I can tell, the main premise of this blog has turned out to be: "Just go re-read the "boring" parts that most people skipped over. You'll learn a lot!"

Yeah, pretty much.

I also think this blog has actually inspired people to READ homestuck, instead of skipping over a whole lotta crap.

-Mod F

Um. I was looking through the notes on my fact, and I'd just like to clarify that I DO know it's a reference to Problem Sleuth. I kind of thought people would gather I meant the first time we see the windows in Homestuck. Oh well :(

Haha I knew what you meant with the fact, just other people don’t. >>
So yeah.

-Mod F