July 2012

Heeey, do you remember from which prototyping Jack noir/everyotherperson who are affected by the prototypings got the scar over the eye?? Was it nana or..?

I know what you’re talking about.

Jack has that Scar and is missing an arm because John accidentally shot several pieces of glass at that harlequin doll before he prototyped it.

Look at that poor thing.

-Mod L

Oh my gosh this blog is perfection. And conveniently enough, a while ago I was rereading Hivebent and used a Notepad document to list down a bunch of little things I had forgotten! So prepare for some submissions!

This is always a good message to get.

-Mod L

what's that thing?

I made a text post about it earlier.

People saying things like “this fact doesn’t belong here” or “nobody could ever forget this” or things like that. It annoys me to no end.

-Mod L

[s] past karkat: wake up. karkats horns are bigger than terezi

I’m fairly certain that Terezi is bigger than Karkat’s horns.

-Mod L

also gamzee was interested in selling stuff long ago

That’s a nice source you have there.

-Mod L

I forget which page it happened on, but what bout the only reason Dad liked Harlequins was because John would draw them on his wall in his sleep?

What about it?

I don’t remember what page it was either. Sorry friend but if I don’t have a source I can’t do anything with it.

-Mod L

hey did u kno that trolls have different blood colors? like woah that's really alien and weird

-Mod L

oh wow did u know that all trolls actually have all the same horns?

-Mod L

Did you know that I love your blog

-Mod L

I hate this blog, but only because it turns out I DID forget a lot of Homestuck and your posts keep reminding me that I am dumb. It is a really great thing to be reminded though, so I do not really mind.

-Mod L

/post/26636357847 source?

I…but…you…

Friend, you can just tell if you read some of the pesterlogs that he’s not always shouting.

-Mod L

But yeah, the guy who said that Karkat's horns were bigger was right. In [S] Past Karkat: Wake Up, they are like twice as bigger and Terezi's

Two things.

1) I only posted that to make fun of the typo.

2) We are no longer accepting facts about characters physical appearances because we’ll get a whole load of angry people saying “that’s not true because everything is show in a way to have your own headcanons” or some nonsense like that.

Sorry, friend.

-Mod L 

thetrollreview got an ask with a link to one of your posts, so that's probably where most of your new followers come from! (that's how I found this wonderful blog, at least!)

Well that’s much appreciated then.

-Mod L

I knew all of ur kiddy factz

-Mod L

This blog is great and you should feel great.

If you say so.

-Mod L

friend,

You taking a stab at my tendency to refer to people in a general sense as friend, friend?

Do you have a problem, friend?

You wanna fight about this, friend?

Come on, friend, fisticuffs!

Put your hands up, friend!

-Mod L

most of your facts aren't facts. they're just... facts

Did you know that Equius on a unicycle?

-Mod L

could you make the friend thing rebloggable?

Not a problem….friend.

-Mod L

Im not your friend, Buddy!

I’m not your buddy, FRIEND

-Mod L

They're not your friend, guy!

-Mod L

insert clever and witty statement involving the word friend here

-Mod L

I'm not your friend, pal.

I’m done with this.

-Mod L

Lamp oh my god they're referencing South Park

I know.

I’m just being an ass and not properly finishing the quotes.

-Mod L

please tag your shitposts

We already tag our asks.

Also, referring to this comedy gold as “shitpposts” is quite offensive, friend.

-Mod L

does this mean im your friend too?

Everyone is my friend until proven undeserving of such a privilege.

-Mod L

You know i kinda feel bad for you. Having to deal with stupid people being stupid. How do you do it?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My friend, you obviously don’t know what a stupid anon looks like

http://hs-pet-peeves.tumblr.com/tagged/BUTTHURT-BONANZA

Just look through there for a little bit and tell me if you still think we have stupid anons.

-Mod L

how can i check my privelage

-Mod L

I am dave!yognaut!

-Mod L

I'm going to punch a bear. No... I'm going to punch ALL of the goddamn bears! Just look at them, being furry assholes all day! Well, have fun being honey eating jerks when I'm too busy punching them to death! And the best part is, there's nothing you can do about it! MWHAHAHAHA!

-Mod L

Not that stupid. at least their topics vary in content and are not just about who is and isn't a buddy

You obviously didn’t look long enough.

-Mod L

i ship mod l X Me

-Mod L

You have achieved sass tier congratulations.

-Mod L

Sorry, I was the one who submitted the bear thing. I was just curious to see if it would actually be answered. :3. Now for a serious question, why did you choose that Gamzee gif for the sidebar?

I’m not the one who made the blog.

You’d have to ask Mod F when she comes online.

-Mod L 

The mods on this blog aren't pretentious prickholes like the mod of that blog, though.

-AH HEM-

You do realize that both of those mods follow this blog and are affiliated with us, right?

-Mod L

Did you know? Watching something something you are in the fandom of is known as taking Blahagahaff. Ask your doctor about the side effects before taking Blahagahaff. Blahagahaff's side effects may include BAAAAAAAAGH, BAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA, and compulsive HAGAHAGAHAGAHAGA. No I don't know.

-Mod L

Goodie goodie for them. Then, I should specify. The mods on this blog aren't pretentious dickholes like The Batman on that blog.

-Mod L

well SOME anon's got a grudge

-Mod L

If it's any consolation, Batman's my favorite.

The Batman: Mod L’s source for gifs since however long ago he found that blog

-Mod L

Whatever man fuck *those* mods. Fuck them tenderly and slowly. Aw yeah.

-Mod L

Can you make that random ask rebloggable? The one where they were talking about some gibberish word like it was some depression medication.

Sure thing, friend.

Just give me a minute.

-Mod L

Are we supposed to know the mods' identities? I'm pretty sure I can tell who Mod L is.

No. It’s a huge secret.

It’s not like we have an FAQ page that outright says who we all are.

Nope.

-Mod L

MOD L IS A DOOD???

It seems like everyone thinks otherwise.

-Mod L

mod l isnt a dude or a chick. mod l is a robot.

A lamp, but you were close.

-Mod L