July 2012

youre a bunch of faggot ass pieces of shit

You can’t even comprehend how much money you need to put into the swear jar now.

-Mod L

wait wait wait are you not a female?

Nope, I have male genitalia.

Why is your gender suddenly a big deal? :?

It’s really not but considering how I made a big deal out of the fact that The Batman is a girl, they can make a big deal out of how I’m a guy.

-Mod L

cool

Well it was cool cool, it was just all cool~

 Now it's over for me and it's over for you~

 I believe the world is burning to the ground~

 Oh well I guess we're gonna find out~ 

Let's see how far we've come~ 

Let's see how far we've come~

I love that song.

-Mod L

having male genitalia doesn't make you a guy

OH GOD LET’S NOT START THIS

-Mod L

Guys, lay off of him. If he wants to identify as male, STOP ASKING HIM ABOUT. YEESH. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE. I BET MOST OF YOU ARE CIS SCUM. STOP LABELING PEOPLE. (Did I social justice right?)

-Mod L

I think it may have gotten to the point in the evening when, for the sake of your own sanity, it's time to stop talking to anons.

I’m starting to agree

-Mod L

I ship Mod L and The Batman.

She probably won’t be happy to hear that.

-Mod L

Remember when this blog was about forgotten Homestuck facts?

NOPE.

-Mod L

Mod L tripped along booty. He was on his way to meet his lover, Mod F, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a booty hopping along, carrying a booty in its mouth. Mod L was almost booty when he came across a booty cake, lying alone on a booty plate. "That must be a treat from my booty bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked booty, so he ate it.

It gave him the most booty tingling sensation in his booty. “How unusual!” he said and continued tripping to see Mod F. When Mod F came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over. “What is it?” Mod L cried booty. “Your booty! And your booty!” Mod F said. “They’re booty! Can’t you feel it?”

Mod L felt his booty and his booty. They were indeed quite booty. “Oh, no!” Mod L said. “I’m a woman!” He, or rather, she started to cry. “It must have been that booty cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?” “I didn’t leave you any cake,” Mod F said. “I got you a booty. It must have been that booty man who lives nearby. He acts a little booty, ever since he booty a booty.” “But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed.

“But how can you ever love me, now that I’m a woman?” Mod L sobbed. “Well, I never knew how to tell you this,” Mod F said booty, “but I actually prefer women. And I think your booty is really booty like that.” “Really?” Mod L dried her tears. Mod L kissed Mod F and it was an entirely booty sensation, Booty booty booty booty rockin’ Everywhere

They spent the night having entirely booty sex, until the cake wore off suddenly. Everything was rather awkward after that.

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I- I dont know how to respond to this.

6/10, needs more booty

-Mod F

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The funny part is that I don’t like booty.

-Mod L

Mod F, Mod L, and the other one are all part of my OT3. congrats on the hot homestuck cosplay threesome pls choose ur characters

“the other one”

-Mod L

mod a is now the other one.

It’s canon.

-Mod L

Would you kindly be my friend?

I already am.

That gif was relevant.

Trust me.

-Mod L

It hasn't been confirmed that Caliborn is Lord English

Ok.

-Mod L

On this blog one of the facts was something along the lines of "Doom players need to go blind to fulfil their aspects" or something along those lines, and then there was a quote from Sollux. But Sollux refers to himself as the "Prophet" of Doom. Do you think this is meant to address all Doom heroes, mages, or just Sollux? /post/28229144515/all-heroes-of-doom-go-blind (I don't mean to haggle, but Doom is a hard aspect to work with, as so far there is only one Doom player)

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

I don’t know, I know as much as you do on this one.

We’ve gotten so many messages about this one and I don’t know. I just don’t know. Ok? Ok.

-Mod L

Troll lips are naturally black! /?s=6&p=004226 for the source, the entire mspa link goes before the slash. Dunno if this has already been submitted or not but thought it seemed relevant.

I would love to make that into a fact but I know that there will be far more people questioning the blogs sanity than it’s really worth.

-Mod L

Troll have pee pee parts. Source: me

-Mod L