August 2012

um, this might seem odd but why is my url one of the tags on the "Now it's a rebloggable rebloggable " ask? cartoondolle asked it not me.

That would be because I’m an idiot and clicked the first url that I saw that began with a “C,” I’ll go fix that.

-Mod L

Is mod L WarpedLamp?

I dunno, it’s not like we have an FAQ or anything.

-Mod L

with the sollux and feferi's scream fact, sollux cant actually understand the screams of the soon to be deceased. I know it's in one of the pesterlogs he has with aradia but I cant find it at the moment

Not to sound rude friend, but not being able to find your evidence sort of invalidates your point.

-Mod L

if you give me a little while, I'll sift through the logs and try and find it

You probably should have done that to begin with.

-Mod L

Rose said Dave had fiery red hair once in a pesterlog.

You seem to have forgotten something, but that’s par for the source by now.

-Mod L

When Rose said that, she was talking about Smuppets. Check your privilege.

Done.

-Mod L

okay wow I cant find it. I swear I read it in a pesterlog though... oh well, retract on that sollux/feferi ask i did and I deeply apologize for bein a tool ;w;

Relax friend, you didn’t seem like a tool to me.

-Mod L

You need to run the program as the True Administrator.

But Mod F is the true administrator, that just wouldn’t be right.

-Mod L

Mod L just get out you don't deserve to be in this fandom or on tumblr.

Probably not, but I feel like an analogy is in order. Wasps don’t deserve to exist on this earth, in my opinion, but despite how much you tell a wasp to leave it won’t listen to you; that is because wasps are cold little shits and they don’t care what you think.

-Mod L

mod L you're beautiful never leave

I don’t plan on it.

-Mod L

i now officially love mod L :D

-Mod L

I love you Mod L. You just give the best replies ever

I try my hardest.

-Mod L

ilu mod L

…crap

I already used my “and I love you random citizen gif”

…hmmm, what to do what to do.

Oh wait, I got it!

Shit.

-Mod L

Mod L, can I have a kawaii hugg? unu

There you go, friend.

-Mod L

Hey I have a question! Umm, I think a somewhat forgotten fact is that not only was Eridan sawed in half by Kanaya but decapitated by Gamzee, how would one source that?

I don’t think we would let that through anyways, it just seems like the sort of thing that we would get backsass for posting. Sorry friend.

-Mod L

if one of the mods were to have been brutally murdered how would the others react?

That’s a pretty concerning question, friend.

-Mod L

regarding my last question. how WOULD you act?

The same way that I would act if any of my friends were to be horribly murdered.

You probably could have deduced this on your own volition.

-Mod L

Don't stop accepting shipping submissions because some people are butt-hurt. You can't help whats in the comic and if they are so mad they should take it up with Andrew Hussie rather than and of the mods because you didn't make it that way your just showing people true facts.

Amen.

-Mod L

Erisol is canon not solfef source: google search for erisol gets 107,000 results while solfef only gets 16,300 :Y

That can’t possibly be how it works because DavespritexCosbytop only has 4 results and we all know how that ship is 100% canon.

-Mod L 

Can we get a rebloggable version of the Erisol ask, please?

Really?

Ok, I don’t see why not.

-Mod L

I'm sorry people give you a hard time about the facts on here. You don't deserve that bullshit.

Eh, sometimes we deserve it.

I mean, if we get something wrong then we get something wrong. There’s not too much else to say about it really.

-Mod L

Can I be the (male) midwife

Only if you believe you can.

-Mod L

Can I give the mods and the entire blog a hug? Because I would really like to.

I’d rather not.

-Mod L

Do you have the fact that terezi stated spades slick makes her nervous?

I can’t say that we do.

But for the record, if you add /tagged/<character> to the end of our url you could find that out for yourself.

-Mod L

hussie said all fantrolls and fankids are canon. even the shitty ones. (sorry i can't find the source!)

As much as I’d love to make that into a fact (and believe me, I would) I’m pretty sure we’d get hounded with “omg guys he wasn’t being serious.”

Also, I think he said that in one of his answers posts.

-Mod L

With your ask responses blocked, this blog is finally tolerable to follow again. Wish I had noticed the tag sooner.

Wait, you have the asks blocked?

So that means I can put literally anything here and you won’t see it.

Hm.

Damn that felt good.

-Mod L

I don't get all of these complaints. I like the ask responses and all of the asks. :/

Eh, I can get why they may annoy some people, after all this blog is supposed to be for facts. Granted I rather like being able respond to questions and general comments like I do, it makes it feel like the blog has some personality to it, you know?

-Mod L

I JUST WENT BACK 27 PAGES TO SEE THE OTHER ONE POST. YOU'RE WELCOME.

You probably could have saved yourself some time by going through the Mod L tag.

-Mod L

mod f ilu

And I love you too!!
And I wrote a fanfic about me and u bb. <3

“Mod f, ilu” Whispered the anon, blushing hard. Mod F squirmed and turned beet red, along with the anon. “I-it’s not like I like you or anything, B-baka,” Mod F tenderly said with an anime like demeanor. “L-let’s have hot yaois now. P-please, I need you!”
And then they fucked.

-Mod F

Unf

-Mod L

Honestly I can see where the blocked ask anon is coming from. You guys can sound really rude and abrasive at times and you have a bad tendency to feed the trolls. It's your blog and you can do what you want blah blah blah, but nobody wants to hang out with that kid who complains and insults everyone all the time. Worth thinking about, anyway.

I can’t speak for the other mods but the reason why I let a lot of hatemail go through is because I wait for people to be rude just so I can tell them off. I know that’s really stupid but I’ve had to sit and listen to too many extremely stupid people run off their mouths and be physically incapable of doing anything to make them shut up. I have so much built up hate for people like that I desperately look for an outlet for it. I know it’s not the best way to deal with people or the best way to run a blog but I just need it sometimes, you know?

Eh, probably not.

-Mod L

OMG i'm so sorry I didn't know you weren't taking facts on her quirk it wasn't in the rules thing and I haven't seen a post on it and I know a lot of people forget and type in all out leek for her. Again I am so sorry like super sorry please please please don't be mad at me. I'm sorry

Relax friend, no harm done.

It’s just we get that submission a lot and it strikes me as way to obvious to post.

-Mod L

roxy likes to drink fruit loops did you know

-Mod L

tru e fakt daev lieks jadez butt source: mspaintadventures(.)com/?s=6&p=003831

…how the hell do I not remember that flash

I’m sorry, I know I’m not giving you a snarky response but seriously HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER THAT FLASH

-Mod L

Who keeps sending you these joke facts?

Damn I like your icon.

Anyways, I’m not really sure. It’s probably just some folks who think they’re funny, which don’t get me wrong some of these are amusing but I’ll be damned if they don’t get a little annoying sometimes.

-Mod L

My apologies, I've only ever seen Mod L and F.

It’s funny because they’re around so little everyone forgets they exist.

-Mod L

shut up and just make more facts

What’s that?

Keep answering stupid questions that are completely irrelevant to this blogs main content?

Well I thought you’d never ask!

-Mod L

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is how not to run an ask blog. Good idea, but awful mods that are rude and just royal jackasses. Gj.

Ladies and gents, boys and girls, allow me to show you how not to give criticism.

Now, as you can see from this fine specimen here, someone seems to have a problem with the way that we run our blog and has decided to message us about it. However they seem to have forgotten to take a few things into account before sending this to us.

1) They have failed to specify what makes us awful.

It’s ok to have opinions but if you’re going to submit a complaint you better be able to state some specific examples if you don’t want to get ignored.

2) Instead of being constructive they opted to simply insult us.

You should really be more constructive with your criticism instead of just opting to tell us that we’re jackasses. By calling us jackasses you’ve removed any chance of us taking anything that you say into serious consideration. Try again.

3) You’re telling me what I already know.

I know that I’m about as rude as a person can get, please tell me something that isn’t blatantly obvious.

4) Thinking that we would take this seriously with the way that oyu worded it.

If you claim that we are indeed “awful, rude, and royal jackasses” why did you think that we would actually listen to such a comment? That seems like some pretty flawed logic there, friend.

If you feel like trying again don’t hesitate to do so.

-Mod L

To be honest you can either a. Block the asks, they tag them, or b. don't pay attention to them if they bother you. It's not very hard to scroll past it if you don't like it.

-Mod L

leave mod L alone, for all we know, this could be L, the guy who eats cake all day and thinks Light is Kira. or L could just be a codename for their real name, either way Mod L is a good person

Both of these things are distinct possibilities.

-Mod L

You actually do tend to miss the tags for about 30-40% of the asks that you answer. Could you try to keep up with that more, so it's easier to block them please?

I always tag the asks.

Granted I can be a little slow on the draw if I’m answering them in rapid succession.

I’ll try and do better at that.

-Mod L

hi mod l. i really hate to contribute to the whole ask shenanigans deal, but i just wanted to say, couldn't you just turn off anons and have everyone just get the fuck over it??? seems pretty simple to me. oops that was kind of rude, sorry. but anyways, just tell them to deal.

I don’t really like that option because people typically use anon for good and not evil.

I did however just remember that you can click the little block button on anonymous messages and it’ll keep them from sending in, and I may or may not have “accidentally” just done that, and I may or may not have sarcastically said “oops” after doing so.

-Mod L