August 2012

Your anons kind of need to get over themselves. If they like the concept of a blog, but not the mods, they can just unfollow and make their own blog to run the way they want to. It's a lot more productive than whining to mods that don't care.

I couldn’t agree more.

-Mod L

hey this is probably a useless ask but two questions one you guys ok and two i ship you all

1) Yeah we’re fine

2) You wouldn’t be the first.

-Mod L

What was the shipping ask that said something about one of the Mods being a dominatrix?

WHAT

-Mod L

They probably got the wrong blog. Batman's totally a dom.

I’m not going to deny that that sounds incredibly true but…still

-Mod L

wait a second what blog does batman run

hs-pet-peeves, and it’s The Batman.

-Mod L

Well that's good because I felt uncomfortable throwing Fonix in there anyways. Fonix can go to Fonixland where she can't hear the noise of the two of you doing unspeakable things.

-Mod L

IT"S THE TAVPOCALYPSE RUn

-Mod L

tAVMAGEDDON

-Mod L

How many facts do we have heading our way at the moment, boss? :O

Well the queue has posted everything for the day.

There are 28 things in it right now.

-Mod L

hi fhsf i need help my cousin is being a typical homestuck weeb can this be solved with vigorous anal fisting

-Mod L

Dirk Strider does NOT wear finger-less gloves. Bro Strider does.

Gee friend, we sure would love to make that into a fact but if you looked at our submission guildlines then you would know that any facts about personal appearances would fly about as well as a lead balloon; and I mean a balloon made out of solid lead, not like the thin lead one they made on mythbusters that was capable of flight.

-Mod L

Why no appearance facts?

Because, if we let any facts about appearances through people will get all up in our grills about how everything appearance wise is presented subjectively so everyone can have their own headcanons.

-Mod L

Where is your next button I cannot find it U_U

It’s on the left underneath some text, you can’t miss it.

-Mod L

Even if it's obvious when the appearance is not subjective? Like for example, John has a green slime ghost on his shirt?

I dunno

I’m not the one who made the rule.

-Mod L

What if there is TEXT PROOF of an appearance fact?

I’m fairly certain we’ve shot down appearance facts with backing like that before.

-Mod L

Hussie has said once (answering a question about the characters' races) that even though john calls bro a 'white rapper' in text, that was just an amusing line to him and you could still imagine bro looking however you wanted. I think even text based appearance facts are kind of dodgy then, based on that.

Hence why that doesn’t make them fly.

-Mod L

Going through your asks mod f and l remind me of Caliope and Caliborn and it's kinda cute

-Mod L

Homestuck fact John is a young man that stands in his room

I don't believe you.

-Mod L

Why hasn't WV had to pee yet? Do carapaces even have a digestion system?

No, they just eat for shits and giggles.

-Mod L

WV: Eat. Shit. Giggle.

-Mod L

Karkat has grey skin Source: Every page with Karkat

-Mod L

you should make up a stupid fact, post it, and look at all of these idiots trying to prove it's wrong

Now that sounds like an easy way to get angry messages if I ever heard it.

Besides, there’s already a blog for that.

-Mod L

What if I said I wanted to make out with all the mods except lamp

I would say that you’re lying, the other one is a dude and you would never be anything other than yuri.

-Mod L

forgotten homestuck fact: There are alternate timelines where everyone is a girl except lamp

Forgotten Homestuck fact: professional yaktoucher yonkobe has never touched a yak.

tumut

-Mod L

Fact: mod f will probably not be active for a while. She is really sick. Source: her sister

Well that’s too bad, I…

…wait…

CRAP.

THAT MEANS I’LL ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO SOMETHING.

-Mod L

Hey! Two things. One: Jade used passwords to keep the timeline linear. Most people seem to forget that. Also, I've noticed that some of the "facts" on here are, well, opinions. I wouldn't bother pointing it out, but eventually people are going to get in an argument on one of these posts and there'll be some seriously annoying messages flooding in. So, yeah.

I see, and to what facts are you referring to?

-Mod L

i'd like to point out that wv doesn't really prefer vegetables but just eats anything green :`

And just how many times have you seen green meat?

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if you bring up green eggs and ham I’m going to throw a brick at you.

-Mod L

Well one the one that I think people are going to get really up in arms about is "gamzee was always insane." There's tons of ongoing debate about wether he was or not, and the people on both sides of the argument tend to get VERY protective of their opinions when challenged u_u

You should probably try and forget about any of our facts without sources; lord knows that’s what we try and do.

-Mod L

do you not rember jades green meat?

The fact that WV has blunt teeth is another thing that makes him a vegetarian.

Or at least less likely to eat meat, we never said he was a vegetarian.

-Mod L

I love this blog because of the sassy mods. You guys are the definition of sassy. It's as if someone took a gallon of sass and just poured it onto Tumblr, and suddenly this blog appeared. I can barely handle all of this sass. Also Mod L is my favorite. :33

-Mod L

Jeeze people. Prefering to eat veggies =/= vegetarian.

Precisely.

-Mod L

I'M BRINGING UP GREEN EGGS AND HAM

-Mod L

Hey, just gonna point out, on page 11 you use my friend's cosplay as a reaction image. I don't know how he feels about it, but its kind of awkward to use someone else's cosplay photo for a reaction gif? A different friend of mine recently spoke out against that, since pictures like that can make people believe you're the same person since cosplay is an entirely fandom thing, so you might want to choose against using those in the future.

Hm? Did I?

I’m terribly sorry, and thank you for pointing that out, I’ll be sure to avoid that in the future.

-Mod L

EDIT: Ah, so it wasn’t me.

For some reason I assumed it was. Well I’ll be sure to tell the other one.

-Mod L

If you read the pages included in the submission about the Alpha Kid's aspects carefully, you'll notice that Hussie also said their titles: MAIDEN VOYAGE, EVERY PAGE, ROGUISH DEMEANOR, and PHILOSOPHER PRINCE.

I’m fairly certain that’s what they meant and it was just poor wording, but whatever.

-Mod L

Not sure if it's worth noting but the heads in the last fact were also moirails at one point.

Well that’s pretty interesting.

-Mod L

Fact, I 6hip Mod F and Mod L.

Well he is a sexy beast.

-Mod F

#swag

-Mod L

I DIDNT SAY THAT

Mod L, Im-

-Mod F

patron trolls? (if it hasn't been awnsered already ._.)

Well, much to my dismay, I’m a Taurus.

I’m sure the other mods will chime in with theirs soon enough.

-Mod L

How long do submissions take to get through?

Well it depends on what you mean by “get through.”

If you mean making it out of the queue, it depends. We have 27 things in their right now so it could take a while; but if you ever want me to bump something up for you I have no problems doing so.

-Mod L

This blog is mostly a fight between all the mods. It's pretty funny and that's why I stick around. The Homestuck facts are a bonus.

>Implying that I haven’t already won.

-Mod L

Is Mod L WarpedLamp?

Damn.

If only we had an FAQ that answered this question…

-Mod L