April 2015

Why did Rose go off and do her own thing

Specify when.

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Here’s your hat with convenient flaps so your horns will fit.

Uhhhhhh... care to elaborate how much deeper it is?

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was vriska honestly sorry when she apologized to aradia for killing her?

In my opinion, no.  She was just trying to redeem herself, no one really liked her at the time and she wanted to play the hero.  She had Equ build Aradiabot, not for the reaction of “Yay Araida has a physical form again!” but hoping for the reaction “Wow look what Vriska did, she’s amazing”

wasn't gamzee staring into lil cal's eyes that drove him fully into like his "sober" state, not just him not eating his slime pies or the thing dave sent him? I mean he didn't fully snap until he stared into cal's eyes, or am I just not remembering properly

There were a lot of things that contributed to Gamzee’s rampage.  Cal was one of them.

Can you sum up everything in [S] cascade?

 I just watched Cascade while writing this so it should be pretty accurate.

John scratches the Beat Mesa and beats up a bunch of goons, Bec Noir brings a dead Jade to her Quest Bed, Bec Noir uses the Red Miles in the troll session on the human universe, Bec Noir arrives 413 years in the future and kills WQ, WK, and AR.  He fatally wounds WV and teleports to the troll universe and fucks it up, Rose and Dave on Derse’s moon go to its center and deploy the tumor while standing on their sacrificial slabs, Spades Slick shoots Snowman thus ending the troll universe, Jadesprite and Davesprite on Skaia watch a meteor approach the planet, Jade ascends, Jadesprite turns into Godtier Jade, Jade shrinks the meteor, goes onto a battleship, shrinks the planets and brings John to the battleship, Jade enlarges the Fourth Wall, The tumor blows up, Rose and Dave ascend and meet Aradia and Sollux, the meteor trolls see the Green Sun and a different Sollux launches them there.  Bec Noir also sees the Sun, gets distracted since PM shows up having put on the ring, Jade launches the battleship through the fourthwall, and the curtains close.

Because of the time traveling in the last act, does that mean there were two alpha timelines that fused into one?

No, there was one Alpha timeline that got rewritten.

What happened to Mituna?

We aren’t exactly sure.  All we know is he overexerted himself protected the pre-scratch trolls which caused him to lose his psionics and his coherency.

How did Jake reach the god tier? Wasn't his dream self dead?

You don’t need a dreamself to use a Sacrificial Slab.

on the pages 005651-005654, what exactly is His Honorable Tyranny? He looks like one of the giant imps from the medium and the oil covering Redglare's cane after His Honorable Tyranny is killed suggests this too. im probably wrong but do you have any insight on this?

He’s a monster that’s the head of the Alternian court system.  And that wasn’t oil, it was blood.  His Honorable Tyranny has black blood.

have you ever thought about recruiting other people to make this a bit easier for you?

I’ve considered it, but there isn’t really anyone I trust enough to give the password of this blog to.

What happened to Kankri, how did he die?

is it possible that kanaya will reach god tier next updates?

Probably not since the next few upd8s will be focused on Caliborn and his masterpieces.

Sorry if you've already answered this before, I'm a new follower, but why is Meenah's group considered the alpha trolls? That would make Karkat's group the betas then, right?

Yes, it’s based on what version of the game they played.  Karkat’s group played the Sgrub Beta and Meenah’s group played the Sgrub Alpha.

Who died first, Feferi or Tavros? Not in terms of the order it is read it, but in terms of the timeline of events (like, we saw Tavros die first, but did he actually die first or was it time shenanigans?)

Tavros died first.

So betas were told they wont go god tier (at least Terezi told smthn like that to Dave i remember) but they p much went god tier and even tho their dreamselves were dead alphas also did that.You think it can be somehow possible trolls to do that too?

Nope, there are no Sacrificial Slabs left so it’s impossible for any of the remaining trolls to get that tiger.

If a player had two lives, but used the sacrificial slab anyway, any idea what would happen to the other life?

My guess would be that the one that died on the Sacrificial Slab would die and the other life would become the main one.

Was it ever explained why Maplehoof was tiny in the Post-scratch universe?

Nope.

Think it's possible for the slabs to become available, like say the alpha prospit troll slabs from mituna theory or though John's powers?

It’s possible that that could happen but I doubt Hussie would take the story that way.

hey hello! about that trolls going to god tier thing... we didnt know about the sacrifical slabs until act 6, right? (im not really sure about that but yeah) what if theres a way we just dont know yet? homestuck's all about plot twists anyway

Act 5 Act 2 actually, that’s when Aradia ascended.

How many people are allowed in a canon session?

The highest we know of is 48

Why the space plauer needs turn on the forge?

The Forge is used to change the Space players planet so they can breed the frogs.  Jade’s melted the snow and Kanaya’s drained the water on her planet.

how did meenah survive the bomb she set off?

She did not.

Could you explain WHY the highest is 48 please :?

The session that created the troll universe was played by 48 Squiddles

Do you think a player with the same aspect as a sacrificial slab could use it even if its not technically theirs?

Possibly, but there aren’t any left so I guess we’ll never find out.

Could Kanaya rise on Jades quest bed?

No, Kanaya doesn’t have a dreamself.

How did dualscar die?

He was killed by the Grand Highblood

What page was it stated that the trolls' universe was created by squiddles?

Hussie said it back on his formspring

What do you think the upd8s will be about after caliborns masterpiece?

John and Roxy get back and meet up with the Meteor Gang.  Then Players vs. Condy.

What's the theory on psiioniic? I'd he supposed to be mituna or sollux?

Psiioniic is Mituna’s Post-Scratch self.

Wait, what do dream selves have to do with quest beds?

To ascend on a Quest Bed/Cocoon you need two lives.  Dreamselves are additional lives.

How dod Miss Min8fang die?

The Summoner killed her.

I would argue that Feferi died first, since Terezi contacted Karkat as she put down her glasses when Tavros' body fell by her, right after Karkat dragged Sollux's body down the stairs. I hope this ask made sense... (p=005327)

They’d died pretty close together, after rereading a bunch of the section I can’t really tell who died first.  Terezi kissed Tavros at the same time Karkat kissed Kanaya.   Tavros fell for a while, landed, Terezi messaged Karkat, did her inspection and then kissed him. Whereas after Feferi and Kanaya were shoot Karkat spent a hot minute talking to Doc Scratch and Gamzee before kissing Kanaya.  After that he dragged Sollux out of the room, fell down the stair and replied to Terezi in the pesterlog you are talking about.  So it was really close.

So does that's mean that redglare and psiioniic might have a had a thing when they were younger?

Possibly.

i'd like to mention that there wouldnt have probably been anthing between redglare and the psiionic because of heir age differance (they lived at completely different times as far as i know) and the fact that no other relationsips seemed to have carried over from ancestors to their respective players. like, at all.

I dunno, I kinda think the mom relationship between Porrim and Kankri carried over.

Sorry but I am confused, when Jane is with Jade and Caliope what story is she telling? Is she talking about what happened after John did all of the time shenanigans?

Yes she’s talking about how the events went down with the mystery surprise guest.

What is Calliope's status? Is she still alive in the dream bubble with Jade and Jane?

That’s where Calliope is but she’s not alive. She’s been dead for a while now.

i still dont understand the relationship between jake and caliborn (like with lord english and jake english, and jakes shirt logo) could you please explain ?

Okay so Jake’s Grandma was raised by Condy and she knew that Condy worked for English and hated him so Grandma made her own company to compete with Crockercorp.  To sprite the Condesce, Grandma named her company after English and design all the produces in his image and even changed her last name to English just to piss the Condesce off.

Why doesn't Kanaya have a dreamself again? When did her dream self die, when it was killed by Bec Noir?

Yeah, Bec Noir killed it.

The troll universe ended? Forgive me, I'm a bit rusty on my homestuck, but what happened after it ended?

Well, a lot of stuff was destroyed.  Some of the stuff still exists inside the Green Sun though.

caliborn also seems to plan on taking Jake's surname for himself "after defeating him"

And thus the paradox origin of the last name English.

How was Dirk able to disappear like that after Game Over?

HE DID NOT DISAPPEAR HE WAS ENGULFED BY THE GLITTER

how meme are u caliborn

I AM THE BEST AT MEMES

When did we learn your planet's name? Was that just in the recent update? Also when was calliopes speech (to roxy I think) about the alpha session?

IT WAS THE TITLE OF TWO HOMESTUCK BAND CAMP ALBUMS AND WAS PRETTY UNANIMOUSLY THOUGHT TO BE ON OF THE CHERUBS PLANETS AND IT WAS CONFIRMED TODAY.

sorry if you answered this already but do you know the meaning of Sollux' blood ending right in the middle of his symbol on his shirt? after his fight with Eridan if i remember

It was most likely a reference to his ancestor the Psiioniic.  As it made his symbol look more like a Ψ

What's the significance of Caliborn having the 13th Zodiac sign as his symbol? Besides the whole snake motif does he have a more closer relation to the trolls zodiac than does Calliope?

EMBARRASSINGLY MY SISTERS SYMBOL IS AN OLDER VERSION OF THE ONE I BARE.  IT’S CALLED THE OPHIUCHUS AND ITS THE SERPENT BEARER.

jane's birthday is 11/11 or 4/13?

IT IS 4/13

What was the deal with the Dirk created by Jake? the one that vanished.... was he real or what?

BRAIN GHOST DIRK WAS REAL BUT THEN STOPPED BEING REAL WHEN JAKE RAN OUT OF EXCESS HOPE-ENERGY.  HE ESSENTIALLY IS A MAGIC GHOST BABY PIGGYBACKING OFF OF JAKE AND DIRKS POWERS SINCE HE IS ANOTHER SPLINTER OF DIRK AND WAS CREATED THROUGH JAKES HOPE ABILITIES.

AND THE DIRK THAT DISAPPEARED INTO THE GLITTER WAS ALSO REAL. HE WAS THE ORIGINAL.

how is gamzee still alive if he's not god tier? I'm pretty sure getting shot multiple times is fatal.

HIGHBLOOD TROLLS ARE VERY DURABLE.

Do you know where I could read the ud8 on iPad because I don't have access to a computer and a lot of it doesn't work.

I DO NOT BUT MAYBE SOMEONE WHO DOES WILL REPLY TO THIS ASK OR REBLOG WITH A LOCATION.