DOES THE PRE-RETCON TIMELINE STILL EXIST OR WAS IT ALTERED SO THAT NEVER HAPPENED
It technically never happened.
It technically never happened.
YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT
I AM DROOLING BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO EAT THE CINNAMON ROLL THAT IS SO PRECIOUS TO YOU UNTIL IT IS NOTHING BUT CRUMBS FLOATING THROUGH THE INFINITY OF PARADOX SPACE tUmUt
HER HIDING PLACE IS SOMEWHERE IN THE FURTHEST RING HIDDEN AWAY AND IT IS VERY ANNOYING AND HARD TO FIND.
IF ANYONE KNOWS WHERE EXACTLY IT IS LOCATED PLEASE TELL ME BECAUSE I LOST MY SISTER TO MURDER SOMETIME AGO AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE HER AGAIN. AND I DEFINITELY WOULDN’T HAVE HER DOUBLE KILLED AT ALL THAT IS NOT MY INTENTION I JUST MISS MY SISTER.
NO, DO YOU PEOPLE EVEN KNOW MY STORY? AFTER MY SISTER WAS MURDERED I STOLE HER U AND HER BLOOD COLOR TO PAINT MY TEXT.
Dirk and Roxy were left supplies by their ancestors. Jade had Bec to take care of her so she wasn’t really alone. Jake on the other hand lived alone on an island full of monsters from the time he was like five, and he’s not the brightest guy, I have no idea how he survived.
They aren’t actually vine.
1. the sound icon in the corner is the one used in the other Homestuck flashes, not the ones located on vines.
2. Vines have their audio buttons on the bottom right corner, not the top left.
3. Vines always link to their vine page even if embedded.
4. If it was an actual vine it’d be viewable on ios devices.
He was killed by the Vast Glub which is why it took Condy 612 years to get back to Alternia.
It’s pretty bad but I don’t think I’d say it’s the worst. After all, at least not everyone is dead.
While I know a lot of things, the future is not one of them.
It’s implied. Every time a Quest Bed has been used the player had two lives, and every time a Sacrificial Slab has been used they’ve had one. I guess it could just be a coincidence, but I doubt it.
Yes that’s true but he was definitely more Arquius than Caliborn or Gamzee, just how LE is more Caliborn.
Post-Scratch Cal is the one with Dirk. and not that I’ve seen but I’m sure one’ll pop up sooner or later.
John landed in 1996 so in real time he’s be 19, but it’s still 2012 in the story so in story he’s 16 just like all the rest of the kids.
I currently have 45,101.
Repeat means start back at the top. Cal doesn’t actually start anywhere, as a juju his origin is a paradox. His life cycle is a circle.
Homestuck will never be over
Too much work for Caliborn.
Lil Cal’s timeline splits during the Scratch so there are two Lil’ Cals at the same time and the souls can’t go into both so they go into one and the other one is empty. The one with the souls has it’s eyes ripped out and is probably destroyed and the one without them get the souls put in by Dirk.
He’s a super computer capable of solving pi
When it comes to raising babies you’d prefer a calm baby to one that’s always scratching and biting. But here’s something from an archive of Hussie’s old deleted tumblr saying that Doc Scratch and LE are the messiahs:
That would be [S] DD: Ascend more casually.
That was in [S] Game Over which didn’t happen since John changed stuff with his retcon powers.
If Gamzee didn’t chucklevoodoo up that doll in John’s dreams then he wouldn’t have draw harlequins on his wall and his dad wouldn’t have thought he liked them and bought him the harlequin doll and if the harlequin doll wasn’t bought it wouldn’t have been prototyped and if it wasn’t prototyped the Black Queen wouldn’t have made Jack wear the clown hate and Jack wouldn’t have killed her and obtained the ring.
The only time he was mind control was by Aranea leading up towards the events of [S] GAME OVER.
The short one is Squarewave and the tall one is Sawtooth they are his rap-bots. And yes Auto Responder was in his shades.
Lil Hal is Auto Responder

You mean Jack English? Well he was the B2 Jack Noir, he was cuaght trying to assassinate dream Jane and put in Prospitan jail where he stayed for 154 days. Then he was sent a pumpkin with a bunch of knives and cutting utensils, Crowbar’s crowbar and Lil Cal in it. Jack looked into Cal’s eyes and got possessed which caused him to stab out his own eyes replacing them with Cal’s and saw off his leg replacing it with a spire from his cell. Then he killed Jane and Jake and was teleported to the furthest ring by Jade. And that’s the last we seen him.
She could be, I don’t think that was what Hussie intended, but if you want to headcannon her as trans there’s no evidence to stop you.
As far as we know, Yes
My guess is that the Gamzee inside Cal used some chuckle voodoo shit to get in Dave’s dreams since Gamzee in the past but also the future knew that he would cause Cal to get there. Confusing, I know. So many things about Cal were caused by a different part of Cal, paradoxes are hard to explain.
Essentially, it was a lil Cal timeline summary
Ohmygod
They talk about it here, they never mention it’s a leg.
John made a deal with Typheus which killed his pre-retcon self and davesprite so Jade spent the three years relatively alone
It summarized some of what changed in the retconned timeline
It was Vriska’s horns, which is probably the logo of Vriskagram
Doubt it since the 5x Showdown didn’t happen post-retcon so Karkat never paped him at all.

After they teleported to the blank space, John and Roxy walked around for a bit, Roxy phased Bro’s sword out of the ground, John left to do his retcon business, Roxy gave Rose a proper burial marking it with Bro’s sword and tying her mask to it, Jaspersprite showed up and had a touching moment with Roxy, eventually John came back and everyone held hands and then he teleported again.
So many, there are so many timelines, I don’t even know where to start.
Beta kids all live at the same time landing in 1995-96 making them 13 when Homestuck started, Jane and Jake would have landed in the same timeframe post scratch, Dirk and Roxy being from 413 years in the future of course landed in 2409.
She is not, cherubs don’t have real siblings stated by both Calliope and Caliborn. Calliope called Caliborn her brother to relate to the kids and Caliborn started referring to Calliope as his sister since everyone knew who he was referring to and because he didn’t like her name to begin with. Also since hearing their other half’s name put them to sleep it was just an easy way to avoid saying one another’s names.
John dies here and Roxy dies here.
But fear not, their pre-retcon selves will be taking their places very soon.
John has it but his Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo Hammer is just better.