May 2015

im on mobile can you link your FAQ?

Here you go. 

The Dave that became Davesprite was from a doomed timeline, though. It's been stated that kernelsprites prefer "the dead and doomed," and so far the only living thing to enter one was Bec

This is true, the kernelsprite does prefer dead or doomed things to be prototyped. 

Wasn't Gamzee and Karkat Moirailship established right around when we meet trolls? I believe right around when we meet Karkat...

Karkat states that Gamzee is his “AWFUL BEST FRIEND” when we first meet the trolls but they only become moirails here after Karkat shoosh paps him. 

So you said in the FAQ Aradia always was on her sacrificial Slab so did she ever have a bed in one of the towers or was she just always on the Sacrificial Slab?

Her dream bed was always at the center of Derse and her dream self was always there from the start. 

what flashes are aradiabot in? sorry if this isnt the place to ask but if there is anywhere else more fitting to ask this, can you please link it so i can ask correctly?

She appears in [S] Make Her Pay and [S] Wake. 

how did aradia get away from jack after freezing him, when she just rose to god tier?

Jack’s body is a portal to the Green Sun so she leaps through him to the Green Sun. 

ive asked this for like 5 times and still not answered :/ how did dirk and roxy survived? i mean even tho there were supplies they were just little babies. how did they learned how to write and read?

Roxy was raised by the carapacians which was said by Dirk here. The details of Dirk’s childhood are left unmentioned. 

So Tavros is allergic to cats/meowbeasts. That's a thing right?

Yes

How did robo-jack get the storage juju?

It’s Biscuit’s juju.  Spades Slick got it when he gathered the Felt and started leading them.

So the latest update... who do you think should be asigned to deal with which villains?

Oh boy okay, here we go.

Condesce: Trolls are off limits here since she can control them so I’m guessing John and Roxy as they could both easily dodge her attacks (John by turning into Breath and Roxy by turning intangible), maybe Dirk when he shows up.

Spades Slick: Karkat due to his past relationship with Slick and Jake cause he’s not in the right mental place to get into a serious rumble right now.

For the Dogs: Rose and Tavrosprite.  Tavrosprite may be able to commune with them using his psychic abilities and Rose using her advanced Seer powers would likely be able to predict teleporting.  Again though, like Vriska said, PM wants to beat up Bec Noir so Tavros and Rose might just be there to assist.  Maybe bring the Mayor too, idk.

Jack English: This guy needs tough fighters to brawl with him so  Dave, Terezi and Kanaya, maybe Dirk when he shows up, I’m not sure where to put him.

Jane will obviously be hopping  all over the place, and I feel like Arquius will stick with her to provide protection.  If not, I’d give him to Jack English because who’s tougher the Arquius?

I think Jaspersprite will stay with Jade because if Jade wakes he could instigate her into chasing him again and keeping her away from the Condesce.

This is all speculation, and I’ll probably end up being way off, but who knows

Not sure if this is the right place to ask, but is Hussie releasing more of Homestuck in book form like he did the first three acts?

I dunno, after Act three everything gets longer and more flash heavy.  I’m not sure how he’d put Cascade into book format.

Is Robo-Jack bad and which is his intention?

He’s a bad dude but not in the way that the other bad guys are.  He doesn’t have anything against the kids and he was Karkat’s exile so he might join them to the fight against the other Jacks.

Where does it say that Dave and Terezi broke up on the meteor during the timeline before [S]:GAME OVER?

Here

Is "Robo Jack" evil? ANd does he have the Felt with him?

I wouldn’t say he’s evil, but he’s not good either. ANd yes he has the felt with him

How did Jake and Jane get the names English and Crocker instead of Harley and Egbert?

Jake’s grandma took the name English to spite the Condesce and Jake got it from her.  Jane’s Poppop’s original last name was Crocker, and due to tradition he did not change it when he supposedly got married at some point.

Grandpa Harley took the name Harley after his beloved dog Halley that he pronounce wrong due to a speech impediment.  Nanna’s original last name was also Crocker but she supposedly got married at some point and changed it.

Could Jane revive Eridan, Nepeta and Feferi when she wakes up

No, their corpses are far too old and mangled

I forget which page it is, but Tav is definitely allergic to cats in canon because at one point he and Nep are talking and they mention that they *ATpretend for the sake of rp that his his cat allergy isn't so bad*

http://forgottenhsfacts.tumblr.com/post/116068357635/tavros-is-allergic-to-cats-source 

What are all the canon Ancestor relationships?

Signless and the Disciple’s relationship expanded beyond the quadrants.

Mindfang and Dualscar were black but broke up

Mindfang and the Summoner were red 

Mindfang was red with a female slave that might have been Dolorosa but that’s not confirmed.

Canon Beforan Trolls (Dancestors) quadrants?

Meenah <3 Punk!Vriska

Mituna <> Kurloz

Mituna<3 Latula

Rufioh <3 Horuss but they’re about the break up

Meulin <> Horuss

Meulin used to be <3 with Kurloz

Rufioh used to be <3 with Damara

Porrim’s been with everyone except Meenah at one point or another

Why aren't there two Roxys? Shouldn't there be one from the retconed timeline?

Retcon Roxy, she dead

do we know whats the "don't turn your back on the body." thing is about? seems like a pretty important and will-blow-your-mind kind of foreshadowing.

It’s just that something happens every time someone turns their back on the bodies.

Caliborn did it and Jake got back up

Karkat did it and Kanaya turned into a rainbow drinker

The meteor crew did and Gamzee stole all the dead bodies (pre-retcon)

It’s a running theme. 

Why is Dirk separated from everyone else?

Jade did it

So what is the ultimate objective of Sburb?

To create a new universe.

Hey my friend said that Kankri's like all about equality for everyone and like a feminist and stuff but my other friend says that he's an asshole and has a big ego..? I haven't gotten far enough into the comic to even meet the dancestors yet(and probably won't for a long time) so could you clarify how Kankri acts and stuff for me if possible? (srry that this is long)

Kankri is sort of like the opposite of Karkat. Karkat yells often and acts crabby but he actually cares for his friends and has some low self esteem. Kankri’s front of social justice and political correctness conceal his judgmental nature. 

Hey, I'm catching up on the update and I got to MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown, but I think I had a hard time following it and I want to know if I missed anything. Would you mind summarizing it, or if you have already direct me to where I can find it? Thanks, sorry to bother you

That flash was supposed to recap Lil Cal’s journey all the way up until the update where the souls of Caliborn, Arquius, and half of Gamzee were trapped inside him. His timeline both pre scratch and post scratch were a bit confusing and that page cleared it up. 

what's the difference between wigglers and wrigglers?

The word “wriggler” has actually never been mentioned in-comic except once by Roxy here when referring to human babies. I just used the MSPA search function and it wasn’t used by any trolls at all. Wiggler however has been mentioned many times and is in fact a baby troll. 

do horrorterrors exist out of SBURB/SGRUB?

They’re real, they exist all around you bro.

What's stopping Dave from having an army of him using his time powers? Sort of like at the LoHaC Stock Exchange but with fighting instead of sweet sweet stocks.

Dave doesn’t like time travel anymore.

Is the B2 session a void session?

Yes

What would happen if only one player failed in prototyping their kernelsprite before entry, and the other players managed to prototype theirs? Would it still become a Void session?

Yes, because the battlefield would not have shifted to its final form

Are you sure tadpoles are baby frogs out of all the things that seems very odd

Are, are you serious?

Do you think it's actually possible Homestuck to be an anime someday?

No, too much online talking while sitting in the same place.  That doesn’t make for good TV.

Do you think Araena is currently in control of everyone or at least just Vriska?

No and no, everyone is acting of their own free will.

What was the purpose in separating Dirk from everyone else?

Condesce needed him out of the way for a while

Do you think it's possible that Aranea is posing AS Vriska in the recent updates? (aka the vriska we're seeing right now)

No

hey d'you think kanaya and karkats special quest thing is them going to sacrificial slabs to god-tier?

They have no Sacrificial Slabs to die on. Their quest will most likely be retrieving the Genesis Frog from Echidna. 

Whatever happened to Viceroy Bubbles Von Salamancer and his undead army?

The Viceroy and their army may still be on Lomax, Jake’s planet.

How old are all the humans 4 rl? Haven't they only been in the game 3 years? Or are they aged with how long the comics been around? It seems like it shouldn't be that way because each panel isn't a day if it is

In the comic it is still 2012 and they are all 16 years old.

Do you think it would be possible for Roxy to create new sacrificial slabs for Karkat, Kanaya and Terezi to ascend? (Given enough time and practice)

Possibly, I don’t want to give a solid yes or no on this because I’m not sure

Didn't Sollux enter almost the instant after the vast glub? I remember that being a thing before Feferi revived him.

Yes, Karkat was beating himself up because if he had just gotten Sollux in a minute earlier he wouldn’t have died.

if kanaya is a rainbow drinker and those are essentially the equivalent of vampires, doesn't it hold that she probably has conditional immortality since she's undead

Maybe…

What are the importance of Frogs

The Universe is one

Hit me with a random lalonde fact

Eridan hit on Rose so she blew up his computer which made Eridan want to learn magic.

What is the most obvious question that anyone has ever asked you guys?

If we get a lot of obvious questions

where are the 3 seperate jacks all coming from? like i know bec noir is from the beta kid's session, but what about the other 2?

Spades Slick is from the Trolls’ and Lord Jack is from the Alpha kids’

So has Kurloz taking Vriska's coat on page 7966 had any effect on the story as of yet?

Nothing that’s been shown, but it’s likely that Vriska’s coat would later be used to make the Cairo Overcoat.

shouldnt vriska in this retconned timeline be a god tier?

She is.

You wouldn't have to, davesprite never gave his answer in riddles

Pssh, where’s the fun in that though?

is white jack(PM with the ring) still in post-retcon

Yes, she’s the Prospitan Vriska’s been referring to.

some people say it's a "plothole" that john could highfive the kernel sprite back in act 1. can't you only prototype something a second time AFTER you've entered the medium?

No, Rose prototyped twice before entry.  It’s more likely that only inanimate, dead, or doomed things can be prototyped.