May 2015

Isn't sollux also not God-teir, so he too will die of old age eventually, or does this change because he is in the dream bubbles?

Yeah, he’ll die some day too 

Maybe you should act like a sprite for a few days. Riddles are pretty fun.

Ehhhhhhhh, last time I roleplayed on here I lost a couple hundred followers

Whatever happened to Andrew hussie in he comic

He dead

Do we actually know what the Genesis Frog Jade and Dave created is doing?

Jade dropped it into the Forge and it sunk to the planet’s core where Echidna got it and has been holding on to it until the player is ready to release the frog and let it grow

if so many of the trolls havent gone god-tier, how to people know what their classes and aspects are?

It’s been said in story

Was the Dolorosa a rainbow drinker?

Unknown

what's the deal with caliborn's session's jack?

Last time we saw him was when he was with Caliborn on his 8 ball planet.  He might become relevant again, but it’s unlikely.

Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

Did Jade's wardrobifier ever settle on one pattern before she went god tier?

Yeah, it broke and she was stuck with the bec head design.

Wouldn't Caliborn's Jack be the current robo-jack?

No, that’s Spades Slick, the trolls’ Jack

In regards to the Sprite-High-Five being a plot hole, people have pointed out that every visual instance of people touching sprites (said high five and GrubMom comforting Kanaya) has been the player and their respective sprite. It would make sense that players would be restricted from prototyping themselves in their own sprite, cause that would be a pretty easy mistake to make. All theory obviously, but fairly sound reasoning.

“It would make sense that players would be restricted from prototyping themselves in their own sprite”

Davesprite, Jadesprite, Aradiasprite

Why'd Doc Scratch make Spades Slick kill Snowman? Why didn't he just do it himself?

To quote Caliborn:

GETTING JACK TO DO VIOLENT THINGS FOR ME. ALWAYS STRIKES ME AS SUCH A GOOD PLAN. SO I MIGHT AS WELL JUST DO IT ALWAYS.

Was Kanaya wearing Eridans cape as a bandage?

Yeah, kinda, but also, y’know, the girl just looks killer in a sash.

what happened to Aradia and Sollux?

They’re hanging out in the dream bubbles.

Where is it said that Dave's eyes are red, and Dirk's eyes are orange?

You can see Dave’s eyes are red in this flash and see Dirk’s orange eye color in this one. 

Was it ever said what Aradia's lusus was?

Aradia’s lusus was a small ram-like creature seen on this page. 

wouldn't there also be a quest bed inside prospit, or was that specific to just the alpa kids' session?

Yes, there are quest beds inside the moon of Prospit. This is a constant for every session.

In Cascade, why did Jade get Bec's powers? I know her sprite was prototyped with him but I thought that didn't matter. Like, why didn't davesprite merge with Dave when he ascended? Or am I missing something?

Jade got Bec’s powers because she prototyped her dream self in the kernel sprite and when you ascend using your Quest Bed your dream self becomes the godtier. Dave did not merge with Davesprite because it was a doomed Dave that was prototyped, not his dream self. 

So how did the handmaid (or damara I guess) come to be a slave of doc scratch?

He intercepted her meteor before it could reach Alternia and raised her as his own. 

How do you find something specific in homestuck, like how do you find a specific page you're looking for quickly?

I usually remember key phrases from the conversation that has the answer to the ask I’m answering and use the MSPA search function to find it.

Why are Nepeta and Equius moirails

Equius has got a temper and Nepeta is able to pacify him so he doesn’t become a danger to himself or others. 

During (S)Cascade, Dave and Rose take out the Tumor, which houses two tubes, one red and the other blue. Is there a reason there were two tube-things?

The red tube contained the human’s universe and the blue tube contained the troll’s universe. The human’s universe was destroyed once Bec Noir sent the Red Miles into the Genesis Frog and the troll’s universe ended when Spades Slick shot Snowman. These two dying universes fueled the bomb and created the Green Sun.

How were the beforan trolls killed?

They were killed by Meenah with a suicide bomb.

where did all the trolls sprites go? were they just left behind when the trolls (sorta) won the game?

They all died.

Where's sollux? Did he die somewhere along the new timeline or is he with aradia?

He’s with Aradia in the dream bubbles.

Is Dad Crocker dead or MIA?

Dad Crocker is still in Derse jail.

Can we get a random karezi fact?

In a doomed timeline they got killed together <333 awww so precious

imma just ask this again cause it's been a while since i asked it. why did the exiles blow up their base thingy where they talked to the kids?

They were going to blow up their stations so Jack wouldn’t be able to find them

why is vriska such a bitch?

Because she’s such a great character

are spades slick and jack noir the same person

Spades Slick is a Jack Noir, yes

What would Jack have done with the bases that required their destruction?

He could have spied on the kids yo

Do you ship people in homestuck? If so, who?

I used to ship a bunch of people back in the day, but now I’m just really hoping that Rosemary and Breathalyzer make it to end game.

Is Nanasprite alive?

Yes, she arrived with Jade and should be on LoMaX

Is it ever stated who created the game sburb/sgrub??? Or is it literally just like, Hussie?

On Alternia Sollux programmed it based on stuff Aradia found in the frog temple.

In Pre-scratch Earth Skaianet manufactured it, Skaianet was owned by Grandpa Harley.

On Post-scratch Earth CrockerCorp made the game

I get robojack and bec noir but Lord Jack, i thought he was caliborn's sesions jack? and if not when abouts does calibons session happen in relation to the current updates?

Lord Jack is the Jack from the Alpha kids’ session.  He has Lil’ Cal’s eyes and Crowbar’s crowbar which Gamzee gave him.

Caliborn’s session’s Jack is probably dead since Caliborn said that he would dispose of him once he was done using him.

What exactly is Cal?

Lil Cal is a puppet who has been identified as a juju so his existence is an ontological paradox and he has no true point of origin. For a timeline see this post. 

How are all the kids together? Aren't they in different sessions??

They all recently arrived in the Alpha kids’ session. The meteor gang traveled through the Furthest Ring which is the area in-between sessions. John and Jade travelled through the fourth wall into a different dimension and into a different fourth wall and now they’re all in the Alpha kids’ session. 

Daily reminder that Karkat hardly ever uses the phrase 'fuckass'. Jade says it more times that Karkat does.

John and Karkat have said it once and Jade has said it twice. 

WaiT... What is exile??????

An exile is a carapacian who has been exiled from their place in the Medium to the post apocalyptic home planet of the player they command. They type in commands in the stations to their player and the player hears these commands as a voice in their head. 

What are the powers of all the trolls blood (Brown talking with animals, etc.)

Red bloods can have telekinesis.

Brown bloods can control beasts.

Yellow bloods can have telekinesis and some may have the eye rays.

Blue bloods can have mind control powers.

Purple bloods can have chucklevoodoos.

Sorry, but can you explain sburb? Like what do you do what is the archagent and how do you win. Thank you

Sburb is an immersive simulation that transports you into the Medium. The player’s goals are to build up their houses to each of the seven gates to reach Skaia and complete their own Denizen quests to win the grist hoards. The Space player specifically will breed frogs until they produce the Genesis Frog. On the Battlefield, which is the planet at the center of Skaia, a war is waging between the Prospitians and the Dersites. The Dersites are fated to win and the Black King will initiate the Reckoning causing all the meteors in the Veil to accelerate at Skaia. Skaia defends itself with portals, redirecting some of the meteors to Earth. The players have 24 hours to kill the Black King before the Battlefield is completely destroyed by meteors. After they defeat him they place the Genesis Frog at the center of the Battlefield and he’ll grow, eventually releasing the Vast Croak. A door underneath Skaia will appear in the shape of the logo which leads to the new universe.

Not really a forgotten fact since it happened like last week, but why were Vriska and Terezi arguing over who to use Kernels on to revive when Jane can just bring Nepeta Feferi and Eridan back to life?

Their corpses were mangled and their heads were cut off by Gamzee so Jane probably can’t resurrect them successfully. 

Which sessions Jack is Lord Jack and how did he get that way?

Lord Jack is from the Alpha kids’ session and he was taken over when he looked into Lil Cal’s eyes and was possessed by Caliborn. After this he gauged out his eyes and cut off his leg, replacing them with Lil Cal’s eyes and a golden spike respectively. 

Seeing as the Condesce plans to win the game/ claim the reward for herself. Could a citizen of Derse or Prospit do the same? (Spades Slick when he saw Skaia)

The Condesce wants the kids to complete the game so that she can resurrect the troll race in the new universe and rule over them. She herself cannot win the game because that would involve speaking to Echidna to claim the Genesis Frog and Echidna wouldn’t give the frog over to a murdering sociopath. Only the players can complete the session.

How about a Jake fact?

Jake likes girls of a cerulean complexion which is something that he and his pre-scratch self have in common. 

on page ?s=6&p=008090 we see John tearing up. Do you think that this is because he's happy to have zapped into a great movie, or upset or something. Its been very confusing to me.

He was overwhelmed with nostalgia over his renewed love for Con Air.

What does retcon refer to?

The series of changes John made to the timeline when he followed Terezi’s scarf instructions.

Why did the exiles blow up their base thingys?

So that Bec Noir couldn’t use them.

Can we get a random Mayor fact?

The Mayor doesn’t have any nostrils but does have a sense of smell.

What do you mean by active/passive god tier? And which god tiers are consider as active/passive?

Calliope mentions active and passive classes here and here. Active classes exploit their aspect to benefit themselves and passive classes allow their aspect to benefit others. Some active classes include Thieves, Princes, and Lords. Some passive classes include Bards, Rogues, and Muses.