July 2015

You can't godtier if you don't have a dream self right? So how did like, dave or rose or Jake godtier? Since they didn't have one.

This information is in the faq, my friend

Paradox Space is meant to be unrelated to canon much in the same way as how, say, elseworlds' stories in the DC Universe are "canon" sometimes, which is to say, by using the pretense of the multiverse as a way of exploring anything from what-if scenarios to silly off-canon skits. It's best to think of them as unrelated to the comic's "real" canon unless stated otherwise.

do you think it's possible homestuck to be adapted to an anime someday? lots of thing would be change such as long ass pesterlogs and stuff but do you think this is actually possible?

I think it’d be an even bigger load of shit than it already is if it was turned into an anime

In the update for 7/8/15, why are all of the mini strife sprites here?

It’s an army man

I don't understand how the post-scratch Jack Noir of the Alpha kids session was able to get the powers of Lord English.

He put Lil Cal’s eyeballs into his head

I love the idea of ARquietasprite^2, but isn't ARquissprite destined to become Lord English?

One of them is, if the Arquiusprite came over the the pre-retcon timeline then there would be two, one for both LE and Arquieta

So is it actually canon or a theory that Dirk watches/reads yaoi? (FYI for those who don't know, yaoi is boy on boy anime/manga)

 For Dirk, no. That’s Caliborn’s thing. He even explained what Yaoi is.

My friend is the Lord of Rage and did some research on the subject and told me that his denizen would be something called the "lost denizen" or something and as the lord of rage he would be able to turn into it? I was wondering just how cannon this is and if you could give me anymore information on the subject, thanks.

That’s sounds pretty made up to me

How did so many ghosts of the same people even come into existence?

Lots of doomed timelines

How did the alpha kids know about trolls and what they look like?

Calliope talked to them about trolls

On the subject of godtier trolls having wings and that not having anything to do with adulthood, what's up with the summoner having wings?

It was a mutation

okay so with the new update (ie 7/8/15) tavros' ghost shows up with the army of other ghosts. i was under the impression that when tavrosprite was prototyped, tavros' ghost was connected to it and a part of tavrosprite?? i could be confusing this with the whole erisolsprite/half-dead sollux scenario, but regardless im kind of confused? so ghost!tavros and tavrosprite are not the same tavros?

The Tavros with the army is pre-retcon Tavros. Tavrosprite is post-retcon Tavros.

Where did the cat that Tavrosprite come from?

Gcat is Post-scratch Earth’s first guardian. It can teleport.

I've got a question about your FAQ. Didn't Lord English GIVE Condy the psychic powers?

No.

Do you know why Nepeta is a sort of lime color?

It’s Jake’s sprite

Is that why LE is destroying doomed timelines? Because they are a threat to him in the future?

LE is trying to find and kill Calliope’s ghost out in the Furthest Ring because he hates her that much

you always seem to have a page link or image reference when people ask questions. do you have them on hand or do you have to go and find them?

I have a bunch of Caliborn quotes on hand, everything else I have to go find.

when did sollux talk to humans? was that just in the mass conversation before he and aradia split from the meteor crew?

We’ve never seen a one-on-one with between him and a kid, just in groups like on the meteor and on the pirate ship. But Jade mentions talking to twelve trolls so he must have talked to her at some point

So HIC controlled the Psiioniic for her ship and The Summoner for Neophyte's dragon. Where did she get the power to control?

She didn’t control the Summoner, he actively fought against her empire. And while she controlled the Psiionic, it wasn’t through psychic abilities, she enslaved him. 

Is it possible for Kanaya to die on Jade's questbed and become godtier? Or is there not enough known to say whether or not it would work?

In order to use a quest bed you need a dreamself, which Kanaya doesn not have

When are the trolls' birthdays mentioned (apart from Karkat)?

They aren’t, Karkat’s is the only one

So, have we exactly pinned down LE's goal? Are there any pages alluding to his ultimate plan?

Is Feferi's lusus the same lusus that HIC had?

Yes

When did Karkat decide to make Sollux his client player instead of Kanaya? That is how the two teams became one, so do we ever see why?

The teams began to notice the underlings gaining attributes from things prototyped by the other team which is when they realized they had to play as one team and make a loop in their client-server chain.

Did we ever see Equius bring Kanaya into the game?

Nope, we never saw a lot of them being brought into the game which is why a lot of people don’t know who most of the trolls’ clients and servers were.

What are all of the part-cat sprites that have existed in canon?

Pouncesprite, Jaspersprite, Jasprosesprite^2, Fefetasprite, Nepetasprite, Gcatavrosprite

Surprise beautiful person! Once you get this, you must put it into at least 8 people's asks (anonymously) who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing bad will happen, but it's nice to know that someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out. Help spread anon love, not hate.

Did I get this because 8 is a homestuck number?

are you that 200 something leveled andrew hussie in the quizup

I have never heard of quizup until now, so no

We do the client/server players for the trolls because of the Möbius double reach around page

We’ve been shown who everone’s client/servers are, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying that most people don’t know who was who’s client in the trolls session.

What is Jake's ringtone in the recent update?

Killed by BR8K Spider!!!!!!!!

I'm new here so I don't know if this has been asked in the past, but how was Aranea able to move planets?! Even if she was controlling ghosts with her mind powers, using mind control on an army of ghosts all the way in the furthest ring to have them throw planets all the way back where she is seems like a bit of a stretch (a rare thing in this comic, I'm sure :p ). Could't ghosts just influence the game from the furthest ring on their own then?

Aranea’s been honing her abilities for billions of sweeps and was mind controlling three Damaras, I don’t really think it was a stretch. As for whether the ghosts could influence the game I think it would depend on if they cared which it looks like only Meenah and Aranea did.

When Vriska is dying and Tavros is looking at his hands, what's the brown thing? Tears or blood?

Tears

Edit: Actually upon further examination of those pages, it’s most likely blood. 

isn't there some special word trolls use for stomach?

I searched the troll terminology list and found no equivalent term for stomach. 

Can I ask why the condence wanted the alpha kids dead?

When she destroyed their moons she helped them go godtier.

long forgotten hs fact: homestuck sucks. there's time traveling bullshit, hussie inserts himself, and omg wtf am i even reading.

I think take last anon was actually asking why HIC wanted to kill the Alpha kids. Just so that anon knows: HIC thinks humans are disgusting. She eliminated their entire race during Dirk and Roxy's time, beside those two. She wanted to kill them to finish the job and also to get them out of her way during their game session.

The Condesce needs the kids to finish their session because her goal is to escape to the new universe and hatch the matriorb and rule over the new population of trolls. She sent droids after Dirk and Roxy when they were on Earth to force them to enter the Medium and play the game. 

Toss a random John Egbert fact?

John watches Star Trek. 

if in the time of the ancestors, if Gl'bgolyb wiped everybody out except the Condesce and the other heiress (page 5964), how did the troll population come back?

The Vast Glub mentioned on the page you provided is the same one that killed Sollux

so how did eridan and sollux get prodotyped together?

Gamzee

Hey can you please point out where it says that you NEED a dreamself to god tier, because in all the times i have read homestuck i have NEVER read a thing that said you HAVE TO HAVE A DREAMSELF to god tier and ive sent an ask about this before and you ignored it, or it didnt go through, but ultimately you dont need an alive dreamself to god tier on your planet, it doesnt say that anywhere, ever. just because all the people that god tiered had alive dreamselves doesnt make it canon, give evidence

UU: since none of yoU have any dream selves left, it won’t do any good to sacrifice yoUrselves on the qUest beds foUnd on yoUr respective planets.

Is Vriska's pirate coat (that was taken by Kurloz) now Lord English's?

It may have been used to make the Cairo Overcoat, they do have some similarities

Will Fedora Freak come back?

Probably not

Hey you're cute, are you single or nah?

This question is better directed to my personal blog

On page 004502, Aradiabots' memo documents the end of the troll session, but she blames Bec Noir's arrival (albeit indirectly) on the scratch. How did bec's prototyping, Jack's assault on WV, or him jumping into the transportalizer have ANYTHING to do with the scratch?

Bec Noir killed the Black King and used his Scepter to start the Reckoning far earlier than it was supposed to which gave the kids not enough time to beat the game.

as for the going godtier without dreamselves, they still ended up going godtier tho? is there a diffence if it's the quest bed or the sacrificial slab that's /not/ on their planet?

The Sacrificial Slab is not on their planet.

would you consider Gent to be a real class, and Piss to be a real aspect? i mean obviously it was for shits n giggles but it's technically canon? or does it not count because FedoraFreak wasn't a true player? like how hussie is a Waste of Space?

Waste of Space is a fan made thing. As for Gent of Piss, that was really just a joke.  Neither Waste of Space or Gent of Piss are actually in the comic.

hit me w/ a vriska fact. the most obscure, far-forgotten vriska fact u got.

She was in one of WV’s dreams

Is Page a gender-neutral class?

Possibly. It could be a class the tends to be given Male’s but anyone can have it. Similar to how Rogue/Theif tend to be given to Women.

Is it 100% canon that Aradiabot exploded because her dreamself was going god tier or is that just a speculation? Is it stated anywhere?

It wasn’t stated that that was the reason, but they happened at pretty much exactly the same time.

Where in canon does it say Latula can't smell? Or is this just a fan-theory?

It was stated in the one flash she was in