July 2015

Is the title of Knight a gender-neutral class?

Yes

i heard something about vriska sexually assaulting tavros but when did that happen?

Here

So Dream Dirk. Shouldn't he still exist in this timeline or no? He stopped existing when Jake was killed so he should still be around-ish right now right? Or am I off?

Brain Ghost Dirk only appears when Jake hopes enough for him to be real

What page does Dave get the royal Deringer sword and cut the chain to Derse's moon?

5801

What ever happened to Serenity?

The last time we saw the real Serenity she was chilling with Roxy right after she entered

Can physical objects manifested in dream bubbles, such as the Derringer from Dave's Dream on 5800, be taken out of a dream bubble and be 'real'?

No, except for the Ring of Life

I thought aradiabot explpded because she wasnt the alpha timeline aradiabot so she was doomed to die?

No, she was the alpha timeline one. All the doomed timeline ones stayed to hold off Bec Noir

How did Jade turn half-dog when she reached God-tier?

Jade’s main body died on her Quest Bed and when you use that method to go godtier, your dream self is the one who ascends. Jadesprite was prototyped with Bec and Jade’s dream self so she was the one who went godtier. Godtier Jade has dog qualities because Jadesprite was part Bec. 

OK so its been said that Gamzee and Feferi are durable due to their high blood caste and even Terezi was shown taking multiple wounds before dying. So why was Bec Noir able to kill their dreamselves with just a sword stabs?

Because after that he attacked the moons with a First Guardian attack and incinerated all of them in green fire. Also I don’t think even a highblood like Feferi could survive being bisected.

Did Aradia and Kanaya ever interact in canon?

Yes

Have Lil Hal/ARquius and Davesprite ever interacted in canon?

Yes

can the beta kids still go back to their original planet or no ? (because theyre in the alpha session?)

Yes, Jade brought the planets with them

How is nepetasprte part cat? I thought she wasn't fully prototyped yet.

She’s not part cat, she’s just cat themed

Before Players Reach God Tier, Can They Still Use Some Of Their Innate Class/Aspect Powers?

Yes

How the HELL did Dirk manage to be awake on both earth and derse AT TGE SAME TIME!?

Dude’s got mad splinter skills

after vriska went god tier she presumably took the clothes off her dead corpse to wear as we see her in the meteor(hence the ripped sleeve of her shirt) . but then what about her wings?

They were folded up under her clothes

Does Doc Scratch have limited omniscience because Arquiusprite can calculate basically anything?

That, and he was created using a magic cueball

frankly, i dont get what help an army of dreambubble ghosts can be if they cant actually leave the bubbles to fight LE- it took aranea a whole lot of skeeving around to get the ring so she could come back to life and actually affect what happens in the alpha time line, and even then, the ring only works for one person/ vriska only needed to get the juju to fight LE, right? whats the point of sticking around in the dreambubbles?

Lord English is in the Derambubbles

Is Bec Noir part Jasper and the tentacle princess or just the tentacle princess part?

Both parts

have aradia and feferi ever talked or interacted in canon

They both talk in one memo

When does Gamzee attack JAne?

Here

what is your most highly recommended lets read homestuck video

I haven’t watched any of them

wait. i think i missed something regarding arquius and doc scratch. is arquius a part of doc scratch's personality? if so, how so?

Doc Scratch was made using Lil Cal which housed Arquius (along with Gam and Caliborn) in it, and Doc Scratch’s personality is exactly like Lil’ Hal’s with a touch of Equius’s.

What's a John?

How would the ideal sburb session go?

Everyone enters, everyone does their planet quest or kills their denizen, the frog is breed, the players fight the Black King, players release the frog and claim their prize.

How did Vriska take the jacket off her dead corpse when it (and the Quest cocoon Tavros placed her on) exploded when she ascended? And did we ever find out why that happened, given that John and Jade's bodies/beds didn't when they ascended in similar ways?

She didn’t take it she probably made new clothes, as for why is exploded, my guess is because she’s a troll.   ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

if dirk was bro, jane was nanna, jake was poppop and roxy was mom... Who was Dad?

rick roll me

okay

Okay, so I'm a pretty forgetful person and I was wondering who isn't able to go godtier?.. Or maybe they can, I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

All of the remaining trolls that aren’t already god tier and calliope can’t ascend.

So Karkat was The Sufferer, Nepeta The Disciple, etc. Who was Meenah and Kankri etc? Unless I have it wrong

You have it backwards, Kankri was the Sufferer, Meulin was the Disciple, Meenah was the Condesce, and so forth

How would humanstuck!Porrim act? I'm writing a fanfic and I want to introduce a couple of characters at the same time but I'm stuck on Porrim!

I don’t see why human Porrim would act any different than troll Porrim (except for the references). She’d still be a bit flirtatious, and a vocal feminist but not a radical one, she’d still be fashionable and a bit of a “mother hen”

"Wicked clowns never, NEVER die!" -Shaggy 2 Dope

is AlphaVerse Dave canonically referred to as Alpha Bro?

No

you are doing good

I just wanted to question the Ectobiology thing being required since the beta trolls weren't created by ectobiology. Karkat only made one set right?

1) Karkat’s group are the Beta Trolls

2) Karkat made all 24 trolls

does anyone ever actually say "thank you" when they submit a question

Some people

do you think Gamzee will escape and team up with (Kurloz/Damara/or Caliborn) any of the villains again

No, he’ll escape and go set up the Cali twins’ home.

Wait, how was Damara a villain? I forgot it's been so long since she's been mentioned.

She works under Lord English

Would you happen to know if it was stated the GCat was under Condy's control the whole time?

In  [S] DD: Ascend more casually, Gcat is seen sitting on the Condese’s lap with the Nitram symbol on its head.

Thank you for your services to the Homestuck community.

You are very welcome Homestuck community.

I know this isn't a shipping blog, but in the flash on page 005338 we see Nepeta's shipping wall. She shipped Dave <3 Tavros. Was there ever any evidence of this in cannon?

Dave and Tav only talked twice before seek the highblood but considering one of them lead to the below image I can see why she’d ship it.

how did wv realive after cascade

The meteor passed through a dream bubble and a ghost godtier Feferi healed him. 

So today I was redoing the game on Act 6 Intermission 3 and I happened to reread the part at the end where Aranea talks about Porrim. Basically what I'm trying to ask is did Aranea sleep with Porrim or were they just red for a good second or so? Thanks!

They had a red fling for about half a sweep which is roughly a year. 

Was Damara forced to work for Lord English or did she willingly work for him?

The Handmaid was forced to work for him but Damara has chosen to.

do we know the status of pre-retcon davesprite AND retcon davesprite? thanks!

Retcon Davesprite is dead. Pre-retcon Davesprite may have hitched a ride on Lowas to the new timeline. 

Why did Tavrisprite explode?

Because they had such conflicting personalities. 

Where does it say that Sollux killed Aradia?

Here

do u have a screenshot of when it states or who states that damara works for LE? or, if it is mentioned in the flash thingies, don't worry abt trying to hunt it down, haha.

From the wiki page where her translations are.

where is the page where Gamzee looks into Lil Cal's eyes?

Here.

Where does aradia take revenge on vriska??

[S] Make her pay