August 2015

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What's the name of Dirk's transporter?

Do you mean his rocket board?

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Im very confused about what hussie said about homestuck. Is it going to end soon because he said 99% of it is done or is going to be on for a long time because he said "maybe 7 acts in 7 years" im very confused please send help

Yes it’s almost done. He meant it might finish next year because next year is Homestuck’s seventh year running.

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How many times has Rose called Dave "David " in canon? Or is that just fanon?

That is entirely a fanon thing, She has never called him David in canon

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Anon from earlier. I mean the thing he cut his head off with

That’s a Crockercorp™ brand Sendificator

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Were the alpha kids "destined to play" like the beta kids?

Yes

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Do we know where Serenity the Firefly is at the moment?

Nope

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any idea why andrew's taking so long to let us know how long the pause will be?

He forgot

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In act four, after John makes pardox clones, Karkat has a pesterlog with him. In it, he states that unless they had achieved this part in time, they wouldnt had existed. If so then how did the rose and dave doomed timeline occur? Wouldnt they become non existent the moment that John was killed? Or are there shenanigans at play?

That would have been one of the reasons it was a doomed timeline. 

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where was that post with which of the kids/trolls fighting which of the enemies?

Here you go

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Sorry if this is obvious, but if tavros doesn't know anything about humans, then why is Rufio human?

The Rufio Tavros imagined was a troll

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mspaintadventures/?s=6&p=005138 Is it necessary to read this page?

If you know what’s going on then no. If you need a refresher then you probably should.

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How did spades slick/doc scratch/ the green moon survive the destruction of the trolls universe?

The Green Sun engulfed the trolls’ universe and Spades/the Felt Manor was inside the Sun

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Do you think Serinity the firefly is a joke about the show "Firefly" where the ship is named the Serinity

Yes, it’s a pretty straight forward reference.

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is "karkles" fanon

Yes

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(([S] Cascade)) Why when Rose and Dave became God tier, they get out from the green sun???

The tumor exploded and created the Green Sun, and they were killed by the explosion and died inside the sun so they rose out of it.

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can you clear up on the whole fusion with cal (with arquiusprite, caliborn and gamzee) and the beta kids being trapped inside the weapon? and I've heard people say that lord English is made of gamzee arquiusprite and caliborn but it confuses me because in this new timeline with vriska they're still alive??? idk

All that fusion and trapping stuff happens in the future.

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What swords are PM and Bec Noir using?

Katanas, the one that was prototyped in Dave’s kernelsprite.

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why did dirk decapitate himself?

He sent his head to Jake so he could kiss it and wake up Dirk’s dream self.

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Why were PM and Bec Noir fighting Dave in Game Over?

They didn’t want to give Jade to Dave or they probably thought he was trying to harm her.

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How did Calliope and Calliborn play chess together? They have conjoined bodies.

One sets up the board and makes their move and then says the other one’s name to have them wake up and then that one makes their move and says the other one’s name to wake them up and they go back and forth.

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What's the title of Meenah's theme song?

Fuchsia Ruler.

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Why did Dirk need his dream-self woken up? I mean...wasn't he already awake with Jane and Roxy?

He was knocked out by falling debris on Derse.

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What are the lifespans of each blood color? And which is the closest to a human lifespan?

Talked about this here. 

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When did Jane and Nanna meet?

Here.

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What's the difference between a quest bed she a sacrificial slab?

FAQ, anon.

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What does pre-scratch and post-scratch mean? Or when people say "Pre-scratch kids" or "Post-scratch kids", what do they mean? Also what's Auspistices? I've read about what it meant before but I was still left in confusion.

Pre-scratch kids are John, Jade, Rose, and Dave. Post-scratch kids are Jane, Jake, Roxy, and Dirk. Pre-scratch and post-scratch are terms for the B1 universe and B2 universe. B1 universe is where John and his friends are kids and play sburb. B2 universe is where Jane and her friends are kids and play sburb. An auspistice is a troll that prevents two other trolls from entering a kismessisstude and stabilizes their relationship.

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when did the condense send dave the icp video?

Here.

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Are Dirk and Roxy from the future compared to Jane and Jake? If so, how do they communicate?

Dirk mentions here that his alien friend gave him technology to communicate specifically with Jake and Jane’s time period. This alien friend is presumably Calliope. 

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Is Doc Scratch's blood color white? or is that just stuffing? (Forgot the panel number... sorry!)

It’s stuffing.

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Is the genocide of the lime-bloods fanon or canon and regardless of which, who caused it?

It’s canon and the details of their extinction are unknown.

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What happened to aimless renegade?

Bec Noir killed him during S Cascade.

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When was Dave crying / laughing at his Ironic Selfies?

Here. 

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When does John free the fireflies on LOWAS?

Here. 

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What page does John survive meeting his denizen?

Here. 

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If someone alchemizes a juju that already exists. Would the new one or the old one cease to exist? (Caliborn's red sucker and Calliope's green lolly)

The old one will cease to exist. 

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Im actually asking this because i want your opinion: do you think its a coincidence that Lil' Cal and Doc Scratch are both puppets?

Doc Scratch was made from Lil Cal and a white cue ball so it makes sense that he was a puppet. 

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so what happened between meenah and vriska? i quite literally couldn't read that much text id also like to say thank you bc for someone who's unable to focus and whose head hurts when i read the comic with so much same colour text you have helped me a lot

Meenah left punk Vriska to go with post-retcon Vriska. Punk Vriska was last seen crying. Meenah and the post-retcon Vriska went to gather a ghost army but discovered that pre-retcon Tavros had already done so.

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how do rose and jade become grimdark?

Rose became grimdark because she looked in the white cue ball to ask if the Horrorterrors were evil. Jade going “grimbark” is just a pun on her being possessed by the Condesce with the animal control power. 

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this is probably dumb but how many quadrants can a troll fill at one time?

A troll instinctively tries to find balanced mate in each quadrant. 

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In your opinion, would this world be better if it were Alternia?

I wouldn’t switch out my mom for a lusus, sorry. 

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do equius and feferi ever talk?

Please refer to the FAQ, anon.

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Actually last time we saw punk vriska she was with game over terezi (last update)

Oh, yeah. I apologize, I’d forgotten about the flash.

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who is the blood aspect denizen?

His name hasn’t been mentioned but Karkat talks about him here.

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How does vriska type the word bait?

88.

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can a player ascend to god tier if their dream self is dead

Please refer to the FAQ.

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This is a stupid question, but how do sweeps work again?

1 Alternian sweep is equal to 2.16 Earth years.

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Where is the Handmaid right now?

She was killed by the Condesce.

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So wait. If two players have the same God Tier aspect, does that mean they have the same Denizen?

It’s very common but not exclusive. Yaldabaoth was assigned to Caliborn, a Time player and Dirk, a Heart player. 

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Where is the Condesce now?

On Derse

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Do dead selves' eyes only go blank after they realize they're dead, or are they always blank?

They go blank once they realize they’re dead.