January 2016

I'm sorry if this seems like an obvious question, but did any of the beta, alpha (kids) and trolls ever meet up in real life before SBURB/SGRUB ever happened? Like Roxy and Dirk meeting IRL, or even Dave and John? Thanks!!

None of the kids did before the game but plenty of the trolls did. Vriska and Equius were neighbors. Eridan and Feferi were together a lot. Sollux had visited Aradia before. Eridan and Vriska used to flarp together. Vriska, Terezi, Aradia and Tavros all flarped together.

Do god tier characters age?

Presumably 

So what happened to Jane and the Condesce? Why was she her heiress and why her specifically? Also, what happened after Aranea killed(?) her?

Jane is the Condesce’s adopted Greatgranddaughter. And after Aranea killed Jane: John went back and changed the timeline so that never happened.

I heard a rumor that Hussie's going to make a webcomic revolving around the pre-scratch trolls after Homestuck's over. Is this true?

That’s just a rumor…….for now

How did Jade originally die and go godtier([S] cascade)?

Shaving cream bomb

I don't know if you have covered this, but sadly homestuck is going to end 4/13

7 years for 7 acts rip in peace

Did the Beforus trolls's session use a team-based (Red v. Blue) system like the Alternia's did?

Unlikely

So what happens to this blog once Homestuck ends?

Just because Homestuck’ll be over doesn’t mean people will stop reading Homestuck. 

How did Lord English become connected with HIC?

HIC killed his old slave the Handmaid and inherited her curse of servitude

I've read up to the last update of homestuck, but still haven't seen much of the pre scratch, or ancestors. What am I doing wrong?

They were in some flash games. Did you skip those?  

Wait, why didn't the Beforus trolls finish their session faster? Where they about to finish it when Meenah blew everyone up?

No, the beforan trolls were in their session for years. They couldn’t win, they scratched and that’s when Meenah blew them up

What were all the items/pets that each of the human babies had with them when they rode their meteors to Earth from the ectobiology lab?

Jane: An Oily Fedora
John: Colonel Cassacre’s Book
Dave: Maplehoof
Dirk: Lil Cal
Rose: Oily Bunny
Roxy: Vodka Mutini
Jake: Dual Pistols
Jade: Yarn Bunny

hang on HOW is gramps harley mom lalonde's dad?

I answered this just a bit ago

Arasol is canon redrom, correct?

Nope, it’s never been confirmed whether they were pale, red, or just “good friends”

do u think the gent of piss will come back into significance coming up at the end of homestuck

prolly not

Nic Cage godtiered right, so could he be hanging out in the dream bubbles somewhere??

The Nic of Time and Gent of Piss gonna show up last second to save the day

I googled the meaning of 'first cousin once removed' but I can't really wrap my head around the meaning of it in terms of John and Rose??

Okay so I guess they’re actually second cousins

Genealogy is hard, even more so with ectobiology and adoption thrown in the mix

wait, if Joey's last name is Claire and Jude's is Harley... Maybe they are also half siblings or bluh?

That or Grandpa and their Mom weren’t married when they had Joey so she took her mother’s name and then they got hitched before Jude came along. Or maybe they never got married and just decicded for one kid per last name or some shit like that. Or they could be half siblings and Joey could be biologically unrelated to the Homestuck characters we all know and love, I guess we’ll find out.

If Condesce is the Alternian Meenah, then how did she keep Psionic alive? Meenah is the Theif of Life, and as we see with Vriska, the Theives take their aspect for their own. Is it that she took it from others and gave it to psionic? Or was there some other method?

Theives take and use their aspect for their own purposes, so she most likely took like from others and gave to the psioniic

So if the first letter of the trollian/pesterchum handles can only start with G,C,A,T, does that have anything to do with Gcat?(God cat)?

Gcat is a joke based off the same material.  GCAT are the proteins that make up DNA

is it true that crab dad was genetically engineered to be a lusus for candy red bloods or is that just a headcanon?

I wouldn’t say genetically engineered per se, but he was prepared for Karkat

Can quest beds be destroyed?

Yes

What was jaspers's secret?

~meow~

What happens when a quest bed is destroyed?

Then it can’t be used

How long did Dirk's and Jake's relationship last?

That’s unknown since we don’t know when specifically it started. 

How come Calliope thought that Dirk would have wings?

Because the trolls do and that’s was all she knew about

Hey, do you know if the horror terrors exist in all universes or just in the universes we have seen? Like are they specifically tied with Lord English and the green sun or something... Or are they just a general game abstraction? Does this make any sense at all? Thanks for reading this, and running this blog and stuff <3

They’re a game abstract as their whispers are the Dersite parallel of being able to look into Skaia’s clouds

Why did Tavros die with a kissy face?

He didn’t, Terezi moved his lips

If character X gets prototyped, does all of X's ghosts disappear as well?

No, just the one that belonged to the body that was prototyped

if this isnt too weird a question, what pages were published on any march 4ths??

There are 17. Follow this link, and search for 03/04 to see them

Why was it called the "Retcon Timeline"

Because it’s a timeline that originated out of a retcon which is when a previously stated fact is changed

I saw one of your posts where you said that Meenah's group was made after Karkat's group by Karkat, but I also remember that Meenah's group is the alpha group, so I was wondering if I had been wrong all along about alpha being the first ones created by the ectobiologist. So I want to ask, what does alpha and beta actually mean?

Alpha and Beta for the Kids means the type of Sburb they played. The Beta kids played the Sburb Beta and the Alpha kids played the Sburb Alpha. But their is not Sgrub Beta and Alpha there is only Sgrub. The Beta trolls started being called the Beta trolls due to there connections with the Beta kids. The Alpha trolls are called the Alpha trolls out of consistency.  As Calliope said “From alpha to beta, then beta to alpha”

is there an archive or something with all the news updates hussie has posted on mspa?

I found one 

do you guys ever have to research stuff before answering? or are you a bit like me where you kind of remember everything just by reading and picking it up.

Some things I don’t need to research, some things I like to look up just to make sure I’m right, and some things I don’t know and have to search mspa high and low to find the answer

GCAT aren't proteins, they're nucleic acids. Both are types of basic biological molecules, but yeah, they're different.

My apologize, it’s been 5 years since I’ve taken a biology class

Do we have any idea how long it was between the vast glub & the condesce v. Handmaid fight? Was this when the Condesce self-experimented to have all the troll powers?

612 sweeps, and possibly

Who made sburb

Skaia

I'm a little confused on this. If a cherub's ghost was to possess the Ring of Life, would it be able to inhabit its old body again or would it have a 100% new body all for itself?

100% new body

If Calliope and Caliborn shared a body, why did they have separate dream selves?

Because the game registers them as two separate people

If a sprite can only have two things prototyped into it, then how did a Dave get prototyped into the Crowsprite?

The crow with the sword through it was one thing

random John egbert fact?

he glasses are face

what happened to lil Hal? Is it true he has a canon body?

He is part of ARquiusprite now, and yes, his fanon made “android body” was shown in  [S] MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown.

How did Jake's session work out? Don't you need a time player and a space player to make a session work?

Dave and Jade are their Time and Space player respectively. The Betas and Alphas were always meant to come together 

so john is eyeless?!

yes, no eye only glasses he get that trait from his father

For an explainatiin, the reason a ring of life cherub doesn't go back into its body is because the ghost itself is what becomes alive. That's why losing the ring makes you a ghost again. Maybe helps characters that were blown to bits or crushed.

is Dave eyeless too? Or there's a sprite with him without his shades?

We’ve seen him take his shades off before, he have bright red sight orbs

how many troll

38 troll

You forgot to count the Hiveswap trolls!

*169 troll

ur a homestuck nerd lmao

Random Katkat fact?

>Try Again