April 2016

hoo boy i could completely have things mixed up but if john becomes poppop then why does poppop use a gun i mean idk. if john spent so long using a hammer then ??? idk sorry if this is dumb

Poppop is not Grandpa Harley. Poppop is post-scratch John and Grandpa Harley is pre-scratch Jake.

I thought John's dad was dead. Why is he alive in the update?

That’s Jane’s dad, Dad Crocker.

Do you know how long the act seven flash will be?

Ipgd, a friend of Hussie’s said Act 7 will be two html pages. We don’t know what these two pages will be or if they’re flashes or not. Ipgd said “ya’ll gonna shit” when we see Act 7. 

Why didn't going god tier make John, Jade, Jane, Jake, Vriska, and Aranea not need glasses anymore?

Going godtier only heals injuries that you want to be healed. For example, when Vriska went god tier her eye and arm were healed. 

Does retcon!terezi still get her eyes healed by Aranea? I don't remember if aranea did that while alive or in the bubbles

No, she’s still blind. 

How did the beta kids (or I think also the alpha kids are in there?) end up in the juju box?

Caliborn trapped them in there on this page. 

Hang on, I thought that john left the notalone!Jade universe with that universe's roxy, and I'm pretty sure Jane says something about her roxy being dead. Are you sure that that roxy was impaled by jane?

Yeah, I’m sure.  

You said that sprites wouldn't be able to go through the door, but because jade is part sprite would she be able to?

I said I wasn’t sure if sprites could go through the door. Jade I think would be able to. 

wait shit sorry the question is WHERE was it explained how Sburb/the crosbytop ended up on Alternia so Aradia could find them

Aradia found it in the wallet modus when Lil Cal crashed on Alternia. She also found the frog temples there and told Sollux about and he then adapted the code there into Sburb.

How was the Condesce able to be killed when she had the immortality curse

That matter is up in the air right now.

how does vriska know the beta kids are in the juju? (also, thank you for your services, you're doing god's work)

She’s heard “vague stories” in the dreambubbles.

How did the Condy get the immortality curse?

She was recruited by the Handmaid. 

why didn't Dad Crocker hug Jane first? isn't that his daughter?

The ‘johndad’ pages aren’t done yet, so we’ll most likely see Jane hug him or interact with him next upd8.

Back track to the ancestors. Was is ever hinted who killed the grand highblood?

Nope.

So what even is the immortality curse?

Once the servant of Lord English has done all LE needs them to do they’ll forcibly recruit another into his service and the recruit gets the power of the curse but is also forced to serve LE. 

How did rose and dave know about the other god tier slabs on derse?

Doc Scratch told Rose there were other Quest Beds on this page but I do not think they actually knew about the slabs until they got to the center of the moon because Rose thought that she would die permanently on her trip to the sun.

how did Eridan ascend to god tier?

Eridan didn’t go godtier in the alpha timeline.

this is so basic but which trolls are permanently dead?

Tavros, Feferi, Eridan, and Equius. Also, all the beforus trolls. 

why isnt the mayor on the platform with everyone?? do you think hell go with them through the door??

We don’t know where the mayor is and I think he’ll be going through the door.

Hussie said that on 4/13 he would release act 7 in its entirety. What did he mean by that?

All of the content that is Act 7 will be updated on the site on 4/13. 

I'm confused about the juju chest thing Vriska's holding; you said the beta kids are trapped in it, but they all appear to be on the lilly pad?

They will eventually go and fight Caliborn and he’ll trap them in his juju and then he’ll banish it to the Furthest Ring and then Vriska and her pirate band will find the juju chest.

What timeline is the current roxy from? Wlso, what happened to Dirk after game over? Is he the same as current Dirk?

Current Roxy is from the Game Over timeline. Dirk in the Game Over timeline was stuck inside some stardust glitches. 

in the recent update, are they both each other's dad?

Yes.

Equius isn't dead!! ARquius sprite!!

Yes, I guess that counts.

Were all the bodies that Vriska and Gamzee had been hoarding used in sprites? Because if they were still there, Jane could technically rez them.

Well,those bodies are like three years old and all chopped up by Gamzee so they might not be resurrected but then again Jane did just heal Dirk’s decapitated head so I’m not sure.

You answered an ask about the dead trolls and shouldn't nepeta be on that list? Or did you not include her bc she's in a Sprite? If that's the case the shouldn't tavros and Equius still be sorta alive?

Yeah, I didn’t include her because she’s sprite but I also forgot about Gcatavrosprite. Sorry about that.

do you know if hussies posting act 7 at 12am

No idea!

was alpha bro abusive?

Alpha bro and Dirk never interacted so no?

Wait what? When did Calliope animorph into a firefly?

Here

Do you know how long act 7 is?

We only know it’s two html pages. 

if roxy and john are from the game over timeline, where are roxy and john from this current timeline?

They’re dead

Is John Dad Crocker's father?

Poppop, who is post-scratch John, is Dad Crocker’s dad so yeah.

Ah yes thank you. I honestly didn't remember that. I just thought that Callie was sending Roxy morse code for shits and giggles and that the firefly was there.

No prob, bob

Did eridan go grimdark?

No.

Has Jade said fuck? I need to know this to settle a disagreement.

Yes.

(im trying to catch up am i dont remember) how and whendid jade get her dog ears (ty)

Already answered this. 

I know this is kind of a long shot, but do you think you could ask your followers if anyone in the PA/NJ/NY area is willing to foster a cat for a few months? :( My girlfriend is currently out in the streets with him and I'm concerned with her safety. If you don't think it'll work, then feel free to delete, but I'll come off anon if you really want me to. :(

Can anyone help out this anon.

-doesnt bother checking the blog- when does act 7 happen??? Why isn't Jane hugging Dad, since that's her universes dad. is it johns dad? isnt johns dad dead? is janes dad dead? do you ship johns dad x janes dad? Which dad is dead? Are they both dead? and neither of them dead? Is johns dad dads johns dad? is janes dad johns son who is also janes granddad? is poppop granpda harley? and is grandpa harley poppop? is johns dad dad poppop? is janes gramma nanna? how many times did poppop and nanna fuc

This made me laugh.

will making the new universe destroy the old one?

No

What does H34DS mean?

Heads

Why people ask about Eridan going grimdark? Did I miss a famous fan art or fan comic that made everyone think is canon?

No, Hussie used some color contrast and made Eridan’s skin darker for effect

Is Horuss STRONG?

Yes

What was Caliborn doing in [S] Collide?

Fighting Yaldobugger

(not related to the plot but meh) it's 7:35 pst. I am on act 5 part 2 and I want to catch up before it ends. since it ends on wednesday, and I have the rest of today and possibly tomorrow off , how much will I have to read it? do I have to read all the pesterlogs?

You have to read everything. 

Can players be revived by a life player if they died a heroic or just death

Yes

How long do you think the homestuck hype will last after it ends? like right now there's this big surge of content and activity, but will all that fade as soon as it ends?

Usually a week or two. Then the fandom enters “hiatus” mode again

What's Nepeta up to right now?

She’s busy being Davepeta

I've been wondering, what happened to Dirk's crown thing?

That’s part of his hood

Where do/did the Ancestors go when they died?

Troll Hell

If I'm not wrong, Yaldabaoth offered Calliborn The Choice to become either a Lord or a Muse. However, Lord is an exclusively Male class, while Muse is exclusively Female. What would happen if he chose to become a Muse?

That’s not the choice he gave him. Caliborn has always been a Lord. The choice he gave to Caliborn was the choice to either sacrificing his life for the power to stop a great force of evil, or to gain immortality and unlimited power to cause destruction, after a series of difficult trials