April 2016

What's so important about 4/13?

That’s the day Homestuck started

How does giving a corpse a smooch revive them exactly?

It wakes up their dreamself

What do you think WV and PM will do with Jade's planet's volcano ?

They’ll throw the rings in and it’ll shoot the genesis tadpole into skaia

Hey! ^^ I'm pretty sure it says somewhere that Doc Scratch doesn't have genitals or is agendered or something. Confirm/deny? (I think it was during his 'big' conversation with Rose but I can't find it)

I am an immortal entity with a large cue ball for a head, and no biological means of reproduction.

Will there be only one update tomorrow? Or multiple updates?

Unknown!

WHAT CASINO IS ONE OF THE JACKS TALKING ABOUT.

Mentioned here

Hi sorry to bother, I completely forgot what was the firefly's name and importance?

The firefly’s name is Serenity and they’re a friend of WV’s.

The update is going to be more than a flash right?

We don’t know!

What happens when John, rose, dave, jade, ect. Go into the red sburb house??

They’ll be in the new universe.

is there any info on what the new universe will be like? like will it be when planets are still forming or when there are living creaters throughout the cosmos

It’s Universe C, where Calliope and Caliborn lived. 

Did they ever mention why Caliborn adopted the name English?

Yes

Do we know where Meenah is at the moment?

Last seen fighting Lord English.

Is there always a specific reason for the horrible things Vriska did? Why did she blind Terezi, and why did she break Tavros' legs?

She’s a huge 8itch.

What was that whole thing about w Rose writing the code MEOW and john drawing shit on his walls

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not long from the final upd8 (comparatively). T and A, you got a favorite pesterlogue/flash/panel?

My favorite flash is [S] Caliborn: Enter. Once I saw Caliborn all blood splattered and his cane switched to the AK-47 I knew he was my favorite. 

I know you're probably getting a ton of asks but how come calliborne breaks his clock and becomes LE with flashing eyes in ACT 7 [S] if theres calliborne's masterpiece explaining how dirk made lord english with the culmination of characters.

He had flashing eyes in the masterpiece. Breaking the clock is what gave them to him, but he’s still Caliborn in every other regard.

What was the point of the army if all they needed was the juju to beat LE?

To get his attention.

Wait so hussie said there might be more of homestuck??

Yes.To everyone complaining about all the loose ends:

There will be a fucking epilogue, holy shit stop complaining

how did you feel about the ending?

I loved it. It was gorgeous, I cried. I don’t care that it left plot point unresolved, Homestuck has always been a vague comic, preferring to leave things to reader interpretation. Such as character races, sexalities, whether Gamzee is an asshole or a puppet, whether Vriska is a good or bad person, etc.

Hussie said we’ll get an epilogue which will probably tie whatever is left together. But in till then I’m just gonna appreciate the beautiful flash and then maybe deny that Homestuck is actually over, we’ll see.

Were the dream bubbles destroyed?

Presumably

sorry i know you must be getting a lot of these right now, but my question is, WHEN did the kids of this timeline go and fight lord english? chronologically speaking, when did the claymation story of the eight kids getting trapped in the juju happen (in relation to the fight with L.E. and the creation of the new universe?)

I don’t know, couldn’t have been too terribly long after they won

So after this we're getting hiveswap, homestuck 2.0, and an epilogue, right? Have any of those been ex-nayed or am I missing any or smth?

We have no idea if Homestuck 2.0 is a thing, presumably it’s a thing, but even if it is a thing, it might not even be Homestuck related. Just referred to as Homestuck 2.0 to indicate Hussie’s next big thing.

What happened to the living sprites, like davepetasprite and gcatavrosprite??

Speculatively, I assume they couldn’t enter and had to stay behind and might possibly have been killed, but I don’t know. Stay tuned for the epilogue to find out.

Before, you guys had mentioned believing in a multi-Caliborn theory, that alpha!Caliborn and art!Caliborn were two different beings. So has this been proven false by Act 7?

Pretty much, yeah

Mod T is such a cutie ( ˊᵕˋ )♡

thank

I thought the Earth the cherubs grew up on was just an older version of the Alpha kids earth. How did Jade take that Earth before the cherubs existed on it without messing up the timeline?

They went to after the Cherubs lived there before they colonized it

wait if kanaya got the troll egg thing why do you think there were really only chess ppl in their new world and no trolls

Well before there can be more trolls, Kanaya has to hatch the Mother Grub and raise it to maturity which would probably take more time than it seems like has passed. But there will be more trolls, we know this because one of the Cali twins’ parents destroyed a planet of them

Is homestuck finally over as of 4/13/16

For now…

idk if youd be able to answer this but do you know where the sudden dirk decapitation meme came from? like, was it a quote from the comic or? the meme is the "well this has gone completely fucking pear-shaped..." one

It’s just a really relatable meme that was brought to life from him getting decapitated again as a choice in Collide. He never said anything about pears in canon.

So if the cherubs are born on the earth in the new universe, what happens to the planet? Why is it so barren when the cherubs are born?

The Sun is very big and hot and it makes the planet not good for living on

When not wearing their god tier outfits, do trolls wings just... disappear?

Nope, they’re folded up, kinda like how ladybugs work

Hey dont think you guys answered this in that last ask. Will the god tiers outlive everyone?

Probably, depending on whether conditional mortality covers old age or not.

Can you link the A7 post?

Chya

Stop assuming shit, we don't know whether Caliborn's universe is the same as this one, or for that matter if the trolls seen in that update are actually from the newly hatched matriorb. If you're trying to be a reliable source, only refer to the source itself and not your interpretations. God you make me mad when you do this shit because then a lot of assholes cite you on shit that hasn't even been determined yet. You just keep spreading bullshit knowledge.

Alright, you got me on the matriorb shit. But we literally do know that the cherubs live in Universe C: ARANEA: If I can stop this universe from 8eing cre8ted, then the young Lord of Time will never have hatched in the first place. And We know Earth has only been moved twice (Once from Universe B to C and then again into Caliborn’s session) so that eliminates someone from Universe C creating another Universe where the Cherubs are from

Did vriska end up dying in the upd8?

Presumably

Where's Terezi?

Earth

where is gamzee

Unknown

How many people do you think have forgotten the fact that today is Jane's birthday? (or, How many souls are there know Jane Crocker exist?)

habby birtday Janey, and john, and Bec, and Nanna, and Poppop

How do we know that the fantrolls are from Universe C?

We see them get killed by one of the Cali twins’ parents

I'm so confused. So Caliborn broke the clock, since he did when he dies he won't become Lord English? So, if he's the bad guy why would he stop that from happening?

He doesn’t die to become LE, he gets trapped in a juju with Gamzee and Arquius and the amalgamation they create upon release is Lord English

so - the kids created universe c, and it will contain the cherubs, but whats that about the canon fantrolls, will universe c contain a new alternia? i thought only the trolls universe has alternia?

Not a new Alternia, unless they decide to name it that. Just another planet populated with trolls.

Do you guys have any headcanons/theories for what happens after The End?

Until they decide to go fight Caliborn

So Universe C eventually becomes the cherubs' universe?

Yes

There's a chance that nobody knows this but I feel like I should ask, in case I may just be missing something but, Did Terezi stay behind or something? She wasn't really in the new universe that I noticed and it kinda makes me feel like she stayed behind or something. :/

I doubt it, she probably just wasn’t shown. But who knows?

Hey I just wanted to say thank you for everything you do. Now that Homestuck's over..…............................................................................ What now? I feel empty. Anything you recommend to help with the pain? I don't think I'll ever get over this amazing piece of shit which I love and spent 6 years of my life reading.

Start again. Just because Homestuck is over doesn’t mean it’s gone. It’s still there to be read and enjoyed as much as you like. We still have an epilogue waiting for us, and 4 Hiveswap games. 

This is the Homestuck fandom, we’re used to not getting content. Just think of this as another long hiatus until Hussie starts creating something new.

I'm a little confused about something in the ending. Do the kids just go back to the alpha kids planet which was all fixed up and eventually becomes caliborn and calliopes planet or do they actually go to the new universe and live there

They bring Earth into the new Universe

do we know where the glitch glitter stuff that spread across the kid's session came from?

Caliborn

Did the kids lose their god powers once they won the game? They were no longer wearing their God pajamas at the end of the animation :(

They can change their clothes and still keep their powers, golly

After scrolling for awhile, I've noticed people talking about Caliborn's masterpiece. What do you mean by that? What's a masterpiece?

Caliborn’s claymation project

Will the human race be restored to earth as well as trolls? If so, how?

Well they could do it the old fashion way or maybe through ectobiology. Considering half the kids are either related or pretty gay, my bet is on the later.