April 2016

see look i dont mean to sound like a dick but you cant just take stuff thats barely implied and say its fact (stuff like the skaianet shit)

Hussie confirmed it in the authors notes for book three  

Was it the owner of Skaianet, a younger grandpa Harley?

But wouldn't Jade and Rose be cousins in some way. Seeing as Jade is Grandpa Harley's granddaughter, Mom Lalonde would be her Aunt (being Grandpa's daughter) via adoption. Or Jade and Mom Lalonde would be seen as siblings via adoption and Jade's biology and being raised by the same person. Making Jade Rose's Aunt.

Seeing Jade as Grandpa’s granddaughter would make her Rose’s cousin, but viewing her as Grandpa’s daughter would make her Rose’s aunt. Both views are correct.

When Aranea says the "villain" (Lord English? Caliborn? i forget) is confined to a juju as a possible start of his story (I think this happens after Interfishin) is this foreshadowing Lord English's final defeat?? I don't really know what's up entirely but I think Aranea explains the hatching of Calliope/Calliborn and the candy looking egg thing that Gamzee takes care of or something???

She’s referring to Lil Cal, he’s a juju that houses LE and marks his entry into a universe

so...... is jaderose incest? 0_0

Not biologically

Do we know whether grandpa Harley raises Rose's mom? Maybe she's a neighbor, or visiting, or something.

Hussie in the author’s notes of Homestuck book 3:

It never even comes close to being explicated in the story, but it is strongly implied this is where Rose’s mom grew up. Though after the introduction of Roxy, and another reread, this probably becomes more obvious. Who raised her? Was it the owner of Skaianet, a younger grandpa Harley? Did he outsource parenting duties to someone else in the lab? Maybe some exiles? If so, she had an upbringing fairly similar to that of Roxy in the future. These mysteries have LEGS

so jake, jane, dirk, and roxy were sent to earth with that meteor right? and they were born from ectobiology from their beta self, but their beta self were born from??

Their pre-scratch selves are clones of themselves. It’s a paradox, they needed to exist so that their ecto-babies could be created so that they could exist.

so is there any kind of timeline of the ancestors and their linear shenanigans or do i just want one

There is

If there is no timeline where Gamzee died, why is there a Gamzee in the ghost army in the Ministrife (/?s=6&p=007327) ?

That would most likely be the current alive Gamzee, either dreaming or physically passing through the bubble