April 2016

Who did the most damage to the black king

Gamzee did the most damage

so you'll ignore all the questions? quite a "discussion" we're having, you piece of shit

Okay, I got probably over a hundred asks last night, sorry I didn’t answer them all

how is gamzee literally le? i thought caliborn was le.... sorry that darn gigapause has threw me through a loop

Lord English is a combination of Caliborn, Gamzee, and Arquiusprite as seen in Caliborn’s masterpiece

Isn't Robo Jack actually Spades Slick?

Yes

Yes, but the Gamzee that makes up LE is also evil after being corrupted by LE... it's a big dumb time loop which makes no sense because Homestuck is fucking bullshit

And the Gamzee before he got corrupted was on drugs so I guess we’ll never figure out what Gamzee’s true personality really is.

Dude, you don't deserve to be in the midst of the Discourse. :( I hope that today is better for you!

I kinda do though since I started it on purpose. I just didn’t think there were still that many Gamzee apologists left.

What do you think is going to happen with Gamzee if they can't kill him? Are they going to bring him into their new planet after the engame? Asking in reference to that one ask where you said they can't kill him without dooming their timeline. (Also, I would like to apologize on behalf of everyone for the Douchebag Dicourse™.)

Vriska said she’ll throw him in the ocean on earth. Where he’ll stay until it is time for him to break free and raise the cherubs

So you've probably been asked this already, if so you can ignore this since I know you're stressed :( but what casino is Jack talking about getting revenge for?

The Felt robbed one of Slicks fav casinos as mentioned in the Original Intermission™

Why did Gamzee murder everyone in a doomed timeline that a certain Aradiabot is from? The one who had the codes from the doomed timeline. 8r8 h8ds, honk HONK, etc. There was no Lil Cal or "Miracles" video to instigate him so did he somehow lose his sopor slime?

We don’t know why, it wasn’t mentioned in either of the two times it was brought up

i guess i missed a lot of stuff, but which is the caliborn masterpiece that shows LE is a combination of caliborn, gamzee and ARquiussprite?

the one made of clay

If, in the impossible event that Rose's Mom was to have played Sburb in her lifetime, would she have been a Rogue of Void like Roxy?

Presumably

how the hell you guys remember all this stuff

I am an  Autistic™ and Homestuck is one of my Special Interests®

gamzee looked into cfa

The Cat Fancier Association? Given his history with cats that seems unlikely.

*le gasp* you have autism too?!

Yes, I also as well have that thing I do

so how many screw ups can actually be traced back to Dirk exactly? stuff like literally creating lord English I mean

Well he also helped Caliborn make that robot leg.

He made Lil Seb who ended up helping Caliborn

He dropped Lil Cal in the ocean which Caliborn ended up finding and becoming enamored with.

And he made Lil Hal and let him be prototyped forming Arquius who also ended up becoming apart of LE so dirk actually fucked up a lot

To the askers: you don't have to be autistic to remember all this stuff. Seriously, you just have to actually pay attention. Like, people do it all the time on stuff they actually like.

Hey brosky, don’t know if it’s intentional but your tone came of a lil rude.

also A: No one said you have to autistic to remember this shit, it’s just a part of the reason i can. and B: Not everyone can “pay attention” that well or understand or remember plot mechanics. That’s the reason this blog exists.

Retarded faggot with autism? Lmao, unsubscribe.

That’s okay, i don’t want people like you following me :D lmao, blocked

So Eridan talks about killing angels in his pester logs to KK. So. Can we assume that if SOMEONE didn't eviscerate him, he could kill of say... a cherub? (This is just a silly ass question to lighten your mood)

Nah, he also said the angels were super difficult to kill requiring several minutes of constant shooting from his legendary weapon. And cherubs are debabably more powerful than angels

Special Snowflake Detected. :/

Yeah, a special snowflake that’s gonna be apart of the special snowball that gets thrown right in your fucking face.

why are you so awesome?

Anon, that’s the best fucking question, anybody ever asked

(I'm unfollowing because I'm not caught up and am getting too many spoilers, so worry not about losing at least this follower, if that is a thing that's worried about even, some people worry or get upset)

It’s fine, I get it. But all-in-all we’ve only lost about 100 followers to the Discource. We lost way more last year when I roleplayed Caliborn for a day.

The reaction from these idiotic anons is exactly why I prefer to not tell people I'm autistic.

Same, but I don’t know why I’m just getting it now since I literally said I was autistic in my autism awareness day post on Saturday

okay don't get mad at me please but can you help me figure out where gamzee was trying to sell i think jane some potions or something?

Oh darling, I won’t get mad, i’m here to answer your questions.

Gamzee was selling Jane “potions” oustide her house on The Land of Crypts and Helium

Do you like dirkxjake?

I used to, but I lost interest after they broke up in comic.

Do you think theres a chance for dirkxjake to get back together?

Probably not, especially with so little time.

this is kind of a personal question, but do you have any other special interests???

Thanks for asking, but if I answer here I feel like I’d start a tangent of asks about myself.

I’d be happy to answer if you direct it to my personal blog though :3

how long was gamzee under aranea's influence? I'm rewatching all flashes as mental prep for the finale and I forgot is he was under her charm during [s]gameover

Not long, most likely just a few hours

I was watching [S] Cascade. And I'm a bit confused about the whole green sun thing. Was there no green sun before and the tumour created it?

Yes, the tumor created the Green Sun. That’s why Doc Scratch called them all suckers because he convinced them to create the sun since Rose didn’t ask the right questions.

Who would you say is the scariest player in Homestuck. My money is on Vriska due to her mindset and how unpredictable she can be

Caliborn, just look at him, not even a mother would love that face

what happened to jaspersprite from the new timeline? was he in lowas when it exploded and died as John and davesprite did? I remember he was on the ship in the timeline where John didn't die... anyway, have a good day!

No, he’s still around

Is it Jane's dad who is in jail on derse? Who was the dad giving proud fatherly admiration

thats the guy

what kisses have we seen in the comic, other than ones with dead bodies?

Equius and Aradiabot, Davepeta and Jade, Rose and Kanaya, Vriska and Tavros, Roxy and Dirk. Those are all I can think of. 

Edit: Also, (Vriska) and Meenah’s kiss.

Which troll is the least fuckable?

I think the answer to that is fairly obvious

Do we get to see the dancesters storyline on how they played the game or are is it just explained at you,

It’s just explained at us

Do you think (vriska) actually feels sorry for her actions or do you think she will follow the vriska circuit. I think she shows promise

I think she broke free from the Vriska circuit and geneally does feel bad about what she’s done

Is there a reason why roxys captchalogue turned grey and lost the wine case?

Because she didn’t captahclogue the sword, she equipped it

Where and how Caliborn found this robotic leg?

He made is, with Dirk’s help

whats your opinion on karkat

Cool guy, but he’s got a serious Vegeta-complex.

didnt tavros have a flush crush on dave

That’s debatable

What got you into Homestuck if you don't mind me asking that is?

I had a friend that was into it so I was like I’m gonna check it out but loss interest before I finished Act 1

But then I saw the How far we’ve come video and it looked so amazing and beautiful that I powered through Act 1 the next day and just never looked back, and now here we are over four years later.

Why does Doc Scratch work for LE?

Doc Scratch is a fragment of LE. He was made from Lil Cal that contained the souls of Lord English

Are Spades Slick and Jack Noir different people or no? I was watching Cascade and noticed they where both there at different areas. Or are they the same and this is just Homestuck once again not being told in chronological order?

Spades Slick, Bec Noir, and Lord Jack/Jack English are all different versions of Jack Noir.

opinion on john?

He’s a good egg. And he has a nice taste in gals, flirtin up on both Roxy and Terezi, choice picks on his part

You can't fuck Equius he would destroy you

That’s the point.

alright but isent the cherubs earth in the alpha universe? just one way way into the future even from roxy and dirks perspective

It’s the Earth from the Alpha Universe, but it is not in the alpha universe when the cherubs live there

Could the Cherubs initiate a scratch if they wanted

A scratch is basically switching the meteors that go through the portals and resetting the game. Since the cherubs were hatched this kind of scratch wouldn’t work. 

what's the SECOND most forgotten HS fact?

mspfanventures.com

Why does it say Vriska and Terezi are matesprits on the wiki(on the quadrants page)? Did I miss something?

It says they’re moirails, which they are

I just googled Namco High and OH MY GOD. Do you know more about it?

Not really, I never played it. Dating sims aren’t really my thing.

Sooo, Kurloz gave Gamzee that crow bar that could totally fuck up Lord English, does Gamzee still have it or did he give it to Caliborn?

He gave it to Union Jack/ Lord Jack/ Jack English